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Clips from South Park - Tonsil Trouble (S12E12)

"with the AIDS virus."
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"- What? - What's that supposed to mean?"
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"a mistake was made and you were given blood"
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"It was a one in a billion fluke."
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"I have AIDS?"
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"Not yet, but we've confirmed thatyou now have the virus that causes AIDS."
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"We are very sorry."
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"Sorry?"
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"You gave me AIDS and you're sorry?"
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"Oh, my poor little baby!"
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"Mom, you said nothing would go wrong!"
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"Oh, God!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"No, no, this is a joke, right?"
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"This is a joke! I can't have AIDS!"
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"We are going to do everything in our power to make this up to you, Eric."
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"For starters, I think I owe you some ice cream."
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"Fuck your ice cream!"
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"You said I'd be fine!"
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"You all said I'd be fine!"
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"My baby has HIV!"
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"No!"
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"Thank you for coming, everyone."
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"What's going on? Are we in trouble?"
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"Boys, the reason we called you all in is"
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"Eric Cartman has been diagnosed with HIV."
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"What?"
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"He's been to several specialists since a botched blood transfusion."
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"The disease is in very early stages and completely manageable,"
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"but he's naturally, a bit scared."
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"Cartman has HIV?"
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"We need everyone to understand"
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"that you can't get the virus from Eric."
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"Don't be afraid of him. Just--"
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"Excuse me."
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"Eric Cartman has HIV."
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"All right, we're going to bring Eric in now."
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"And let's all be as supportive as we can and show him lots of love, okay?"
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"Eric? Come on in."
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"Your friends all want to say hi, m'kay?"
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"No way."
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"You know, I think you're a real special little guy."
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"I ain't gonna act any different towards you."
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"God dammit, this sucks ass!"
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"I have to step out for a minute."
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"Poor ol' Kyle."
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"He's really taking it hard."
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"Is Kyle laughing out there?"
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"This isn't time for funny jokes! I'm going to die."
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"No, you're not going to die, Eric."
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"AIDS isn't as big a deal as it used to be."
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"There are advances in treatment."
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"People need to understand the seriousness of this illness"
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"and the bravery of the people who struggle with it!"
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"We are here tonight to salute the bravery and the courage"
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"Where the hell is everybody?"
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"Shouldn't we wait for everyone to arrive before we get started?"
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"This is everyone."
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"The Italian meatballs are fantastic."
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"So this is it?"
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"AIDS was more the '80s/'90s disease."
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"It's all about cancer now."
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"Of all the times to get AIDS, I get it right"
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"when everyone stops giving a crap!"
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"With all of your help, we have raised over $17 for AIDS tonight,"
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"Just bring out Elton John already!"
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"Uh, we're sorry."
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"Elton couldn't make it."
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"He had to play at a cancer benefit."
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"It's all right. We got somebody better."
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"Jimmy Buffet!"
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"Jimmy Buffet?"
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"Hello, everyone."
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"I wrote this song for a very brave little boy."
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"# AIDS burger in paradise, AIDS burger and it ain't nice #"
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"Nobody likes Jimmy Buffet except for frat boys"
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"and alcoholic chicks from the South!"
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"# Little boy in South Park #"
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"# Died of AIDS in the cold dark #"
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"# How he got AIDS I haven't a clue, Wasting away again #"
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"# Because of AIDS and stuff #"
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"How're we all feeling tonight?"
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"Fuck you, Jimmy Buffet!"
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"You fucking suck!"
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"Oh, poopsiekins, be nice."
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"Fuck you, mom. I have fucking AIDS!"
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"Hey, guys, thanks a lot for coming to my AIDS benefit yesterday."
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"Oh, dude, was that yesterday? We forgot."
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"that AIDS is still killing people."
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"Seems like all of America has forgot that HIV is a serious disease."
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"Well, did Elton John sing a song for you?"
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"No, as a matter of fact, Jimmy Buffet came instead."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I'm--I'm really!"
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"- No, you don't. - I do."
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"If you really felt bad,"
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"you'd wipe that fucking smirk off your face"
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"Well, any goddamn second, Kyle!"
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"I'm sorry. I gotta go home."
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"Jesus Christ, can you believe that asshole?"
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"He does feel bad for you, Cartman."
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"He just thinks it's..."
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"ironic."
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"Ironic how?"
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"Oh, and what, I deserve it?"
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"Is that what you think?"
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"Not me!"
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"That's kind of what he thinks."
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"Kenny!"
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"Nobody!"
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"It's awful!"
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"And maybe somebody needs to teach Kyle"
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"how to have some compassion."
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"Ugh, okay."
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"It's clear."
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"All right. Get that rope ready to hoist me up."
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"All right, but what are you going to do?"
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"Kyle thinks that HIV is funny, so we're going to make him look funny"
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"and then he'll know how it feels to be laughed at."
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"I just..."
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