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Clips from Family Guy - Brian Sings and Swings (S04E04)

"Oh, sorry."
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"See you, Lois."
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"Oh, God, did I hit that deaf kid again? They ought to put a bell on that guy."
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"- Oh, I hope he's gonna be okay. - Me, too."
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"I mean, if he, if he's black, it's definitely diluted."
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"I mean, one of his parents must be white."
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"What the hell is Jessica Alba, for that matter?"
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"That's a sex tape I made with my wife."
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"Of course, nobody here is interested in seeing that sort of thing."
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"Okay. You kind of looked like you were nodding? Nope?"
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"I already went through the trouble of borrowing this ramp from Joe."
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"Well, hello there, Meg."
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"I know. I heard Sarah is your lab partner."
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"- Hi, Meg. - What's up?"
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"Hi, you gays, guys. Girls."
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"You can't be serious. We had a whole party planned for you."
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"We could all die tomorrow, every one of us."
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"- Come on, it can't possibly be that simple. - Excuse me. I got a thing to do."
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"Oh, it was amazing."
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"and I was just inspired to get up on that stage."
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"Got to live life for today, you know?"
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"Brian, don't you think it's a little too early to be hitting the booze?"
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"Frank invited me back this evening."
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"Yeah, that's fair. No, that's totally a fair score."
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"I'll be back after my first set."
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"'Cause then they can say, "I'm not going to pick up those cards. ""
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"And then I say, "You have to, it's 52 Pickup. ""
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"Look at Edison over there with his damn electricity."
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"- Hey, figure it out for yourself, man. - We're freezing our asses off over here."
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"I can't hear you over my central heating."
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"Hey, how about I come over there and kick your ass?"
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"All right, if you don't want it, put it in your napkin."
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"Like John Goodman's family."
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"Please, Daddy."
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"- That is awesome. - Peter."
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"All my new lesbian friends accept me, and that's all that matters."
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"Awful lot of honkies in here."
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"Brian, there you are. Do you have any idea what time it is?"
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"Oh, yeah, he... He's..."
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"A lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and..."
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"So, when you're ready to apologize, just talk into this cup."
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"Yeah, what if something had happened to Stewie?"
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"Hey, I'm not the kid's baby-sitter, all right? I have my own life to live."
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"Brian's going through some heavy stuff right now. He almost died."
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"I don't need this. I'm out of here."
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"So just Pay It Forward"
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"and we'll all be Happy Gilmore."
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"Hey, how about all those coupons in the Sunday paper, huh?"
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"If you don't want to face the truth, there's nothing I can do about it."
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"Chris, I'm all out of digital audio tape. Oh, he's gone."
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"Hello. How come I rich and you not?"
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"How come I sleep with your wife while you at work"
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"And sometimes I open the back part and I pee in there, so that when you flush"
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"Yeah, I'll ask the cashier if I can put this up in the window."
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"It's a little more expensive, but that's okay."
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"I don't know what went wrong."
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"I was just trying to live for the moment, you know?"
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"that you laugh when you think something's really, really funny?"
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"It's sneezing powder."
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"But, I already brought a whole batch to the church bake sale."
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"- My mom was right. - What do you mean?"
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"For the first time in my life, I felt like I belonged,"
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"- I thought being gay wasn't a choice. - Well, not for guys."
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"That was awful. That was just awful. What do you think, Mark?"
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"would you know instinctively to center it in front of you?"
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"- Hey, how'd you sleep, Peter? - Brian, last night I had this crazy dream."
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"I was eating a sheep and now my pillow's gone."
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"Oh, wait. Here it is. What the hell was I eating?"
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"And like I tell you every day, if I come back in the middle of the afternoon"
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""Thanks to effective treatments, Magic Johnson down to one AID.""
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"The nurse says Brian won't be out of surgery for another three hours."
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"I know we're not here to place blame or beat ourselves up, but,"
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"Oh, I just can't stand the thought of losing Brian."
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"If he dies, I'm gonna have to start hanging out with The Rock again."
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"At least part black. Or Hispanic."
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"I think, you know, possibly, there's some Filipino in there."
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"fascinating episode of NOVA that I taped at home for you."
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"Hang on, honey. Hang on. My jaw keeps locking up."
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"Well, that's not NOVA at all, is it?"
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"Are they? Probably not. No."
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"Okay. Okay, we should get back to work."
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"- I don't. - Me, neither."
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"Sarah, that's very irresponsible. Meg is awful."
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"- You want to be my lab partner? - Really?"
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"Sure, you seem nice."
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"Now, open your books to page... You know what? Look, I'm sorry."
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"Can I just go ahead and show this video of me doing my wife?"
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"- Peter, I don't need to be in a wheelchair. - Now, now, no arguments, Brian."
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"Joe, are you all right?"
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"The accident got me thinking about how uncertain life is"
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"You're going to feel back to normal in no time."
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"- Here, have some food. - I'm not hungry."
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"Here comes the gravy."
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"You messy beast."
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"Neil, I really can't be seen talking to you anymore."
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"Meg! There you are."
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"Hey, everybody, this is our newest member, Meg."
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"Look, listen, Sarah, I can't be in your club. I'm not a lesbian."
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"Really? A party, for me?"
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"- But I guess if you're not a lesbian... - Wait, wait."
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"I'm a super, huge mega-lesbian."
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"Good. You'll fit in with the other mega-lesbians."
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"No. Most of my friends are out of town."
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"Oh, this is gonna be great! We'll stay up late, trade stories."
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"Sunshine Bear. Wait!"
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"- Hey, how's it going? - Good."
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"That you don't have that blue vein up there that some of the bigger ones get."
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"What? I said you don't have that."
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"- Hey, buddy, you're not looking so good. - Who cares how I look? Nothing matters."
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"Well, isn't that a damn good reason to live it up today?"
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"All right, ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest tonight."
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"Wow, Brian, you actually got to sing with Frank Sinatra Jr?"
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"I got to tell you, he said some things that were exactly what I needed to hear,"
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"You got to live life while you can and live it hard."
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"You know, Brian, when you wear that suit, it looks like you're taking a white poop."
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"But it's stuck."
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"This game's better if there's someone else here."
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"And I say, " Those are my father's cards. You can't just leave them there."
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""He's going to be mad. ""
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"Where am I?"
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