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Clips from Family Guy - Brian Sings and Swings (S04E04)

"Whoa. Easy, kid. These people paid good money to get in here."
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"Hey, Edison, how about sharing some of those light bulbs, huh?"
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"What, what is that, a candle over there? That's pretty sweet."
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"No one in my family's taken a bath in a month. We stink."
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"- Hey, why don't you go to hell, Edison. - Hey, bite me, man."
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"Hey, you guys seen The Office?"
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"I'm not gonna..."
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"You know, some people would be very happy to have this food."
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"I told you, when I'm finished, you can have what's left."
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"Mom, why is the cable guy here?"
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"Mom. Dad. I am a lesbian."
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"Meg, you are not a lesbian."
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"You know, I don't care what you guys think."
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"Meg, you're my daughter. I would accept you if you were gay"
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"You guys don't care about me and my struggle! I hate you!"
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"Meg, I think you're just trying to fit in by pretending to be something you're not."
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"Like the time Peter pretended to be racist to get out of jury duty."
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"Stewie was supposed to be in bed two hours ago."
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"He was right here, right next to me like, four hours ago."
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"What? Brian, you were supposed to watch him!"
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"at McDonald's with a bag full of burgers."
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"You know, it's funny, I tried to walk home and..."
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"Oh, here's where the story gets fun. You may have noticed I'm missing an ear."
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"Managed to pull it out of the deer's mouth and put it in some ice I got at a 7-Eleven."
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"I am gonna call his mother Mia Farrow and give her a piece of my mind."
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"- He bit me, Lois. The bastard bit me. - Oh, honey, I'm sure he didn't mean it."
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"Look what you did, Peter."
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"I can't help it. I haven't been this scared since I was mugged by Gene Shalit."
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"I only want your Tango & Cash."
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"What?"
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"So, how's my suddenly lesbian daughter doing?"
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"Great. We're checking out naked girls. I am so into girls."
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"My God, you're as transparent as your father was"
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"when he pretended to be a Hasidic Jew to get off work."
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"Some good deals there."
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"What do I have to do to prove this to you?"
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"Well, maybe if I'd seen you kiss your girlfriend."
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"That's no kiss. Watch this."
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"Look, I can't tell you how to lead your life."
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"Hey, can I get you guys to sign these release forms?"
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"- Oh, where the hell is Brian? - I don't know, but I better go find him."
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"We can't sit here watching infomercials all night."
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"and then I pee in your toilet and don't flush?"
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"pee come out. You know why? Because I'm smart."
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"I'm smart, you're stupid. Call now."
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"Brian! Brian..."
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"- That's fine. - No, no, no."
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"I could do without the Triscuits, but they sure are good."
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"because I can just get some tomato juice at the mini-mart down the street."
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"Because life can end so abruptly and there's nothing you can do to stop it."
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"Is that why you've been on this path to self-destruction?"
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"there are some things in life that you just can't control."
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"Well, Hope, I don't understand why these cookies are giving us all the fits."
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"Yes, and I accept that."
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"You matter to someone. You matter big time."
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"Hey, Meg. What are you doing here?"
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"Listen, Sarah, I got to get something off my chest."
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"- Sweet. - So get ready 'cause here it is."
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"- I'm not gay. - What?"
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"and I wanted it to be true. So I pretended to be something I'm not."
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"Man, what do you think, Mike?"
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"I mean, if you saw action going on in front of you,"
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"I don't know. Could someone take my soda out of the icebox please,"
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"Damn it all."
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"and you're having sex with somebody, I'll kill you both."
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"Yeah, possibly some Filipino."
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"She can be my partner."
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"Sure."
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"What's wrong, Brian?"
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"I have friends now, and some of them, very popular."
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"Wow! I feel so socially accepted."
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"Let's watch the video of my ballet recital."
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"Those are huge."
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"Those are huge boobs. And you know what's nice?"
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"I tell you, I feel more exhilarated than Peter did when he swam with the bulls."
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"Get out of here."
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"Hey, man, how do you think I feel, you know?"
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"Yeah, it's a candle. We're freezing over here."
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"Yeah, come on over."
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"- What is this, Lois? - It's jambalaya. It's a new recipe."
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"Peter. Eat your food, mister."
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"Peter, put it in your napkin! Put it in your..."
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"Happy Thanksgiving."
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"It's me, you guys, and I have something to tell you all."
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"or blind or retarded, but you're not."
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"My ear's in a cup, I guess that doesn't count."
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"What the hell is happening to you?"
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"I'm not going to William Hurt you."
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"but I us'ed them down to $500."
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"Who am I kidding? All those buttons, I'll look like Steve Harvey. Brian!"
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"Well, no wonder, Faith. That's not baking powder."
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"nothing matters. That you don't matter. But you know what?"
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"- Yes! - I need to open up."
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"It was wrong of me to mislead you. I should go."
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"Get over here, young man."
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"You coming back to bed, Rob?"
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"and how suddenly it can be taken away."
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"All those years of you rejecting me finally made sense."
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"Please welcome the Member of the Board, Frank Sinatra Jr."
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"What is she, your grandmother?"
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"How come you not sell real estate like I do?"
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"I like to help out a small business."
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"Your problem is, you think that just because you're not in control,"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Don't help me up. I need to retain my independence."
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"- Operator, Mia Farrow, please. - You stay out of my life!"
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"Oh, leave me alone."
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"If I were 40 years younger, I would plow that till next July."
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"Hey, do you have any other friends you want to invite to your party?"
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"- Oh, my little sweetie! - Hey, Brian, remember me?"
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"7- Up's the whole reason I came down here in the first place. You know what?"
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"What the hell am I supposed to do to kill time?"
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"I'll just use this Mr. Potato Head piece."
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"Oh, come on, Meg, you can stop the charade."
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"Look, Lois asked me to baby-sit you, so just stay here and be quiet."
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"Good morning, Hebrews and shebrews. What a glorious Jewish day."
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"You're going to choose to be heterosexual?"
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"I'll come out when they're all gone."
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"Hey, what's the point of waiting?"
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"Oh, yeah? How much are you charging them to get out?"
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