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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - The Puppet Show (S01E01)

"Sid?"
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"So the dummy tells us that he's a demon hunter and we're like "Fine, la-la-la-la"."
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"Sid's on the level, I'm sure. But why would the demon reject the brain?"
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"He was even taking college classes."
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"- Wait a second. - What?"
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"- All these sick days. - He was out for half the year."
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"Check the school nurse's file."
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"Look at this. "In case of emergency, contact Dr Dale Liggette,"
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"California Institute of Neurosurgery, Cancer Ward.""
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"So whatever's out there still needs an intelligent brain."
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"What?"
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"Gee, Mr Giles! You're smart. Could you do me a favour?"
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"What could a demon possibly want from me?"
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"29."
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"Don't worry. As long as you're with us, that demon won't get what he wants."
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"- Oh, my. - Pretty cool, huh?"
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"- Are you sure no one else can help you out? - My assistant got sick."
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"How exactly does it work?"
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"We haven't got much time."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"We can't wait for him to come to us. We have to figure out who we're dealing with."
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"- I still vote dummy. - No!"
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"OK, so we ruled out all the people in the talent show."
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"Because they were all there, but that's before we found the brain."
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"smart."
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"- Shouldn't it be aimed at my neck? - No."
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"Hurry!"
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"What's happening?"
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"I must say, all of you,"
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"And now for the big finish."
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"What are you doing?"
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"It's not enough."
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"He'll come back."
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"You have to get the heart, then all of this will be over."
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"It's over."
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"What is it? Avant-garde?"
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"and l, the priest of Zeus."
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"Oh, Oedipus, Oedipus, unhappy Oedipus."
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"That is all I can call you and all that I ever shall call you."
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"Darkness! And horror of darkness!"
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"Unfolding restless visitant sped by an ill wind in haste."
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"and... um, oh..."
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"Memory of, uh... ill deeds I have done."
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"She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness."
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"I will be new."
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"And mock."
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"And I'm Sid."
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"Would I!"
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"It's also a wood nose and a wood mouth."
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"Come on, Sid, you're spoiling my act."
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"Hello?"
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"- I can't do this. - Xander, come on."
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"- Where did you come up with that voice? - It's kind of an imitation of my dad."
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"But demons have claws and teeth."
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"Did I mention I hate this school?"
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"- Heard about that. - But I did speak to her the day that..."
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"- Especially the other day. - He seemed paranoid, looking at everyone."
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"Weird? What do you mean?"
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"With Emily."
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"Talent show. Murder."
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"three to the right."
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"Well, I don't do any of those things. Not ever."
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"- I know, but... - She's the last."
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"- Of course! - Uh-uh, no, Mom. You can't."
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"You were supposed to leave."
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"There's nothing funny about that."
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"Looks like someone digs you. That's adorable."
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"You and the dummy could tour in the freak show."
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"Morgan has other things on his mind."
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"- Give me your puppet. - I'll put him away."
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"You know, I wanted to ask you. Is everything OK?"
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"You're one of the brightest kids I've seen, but lately it seems like you're not all there."
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"Can I get Sid now?"
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"- It's gone. - Gone?"
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"What do you mean gone?"
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"- Where could he have gone? - I put it right here."
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"..and Sid's with me."
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"- I imagine he's looking for his puppet. - I'll go find Morgan."
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"You know, with everything that's been going on recently,"
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"Alone."
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"All right, then."
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"The demon's got himself a brain."
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"- That would have been justice. - Yeah, except for one thing."
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"Let's just say there was me, there was a really mean demon, there was a curse,"
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"All right, we'll assemble on the stage in five minutes for the power thing."
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"I knew a slayer in the thirties."
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"So that horny-dummy thing really isn't an act, is it?"
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"He was. Look at his grades. All A's."
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"What's the square root of 841?"
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"You won't have to say anything. Lie down."
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"A good magician never tells his secrets."
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"Let go!"
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"Morgan, are you OK?"
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"Look, sweetheart, he answered your question. Now leave him alone."
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"All we know is that Morgan is a Grade A weirdo. That doesn't lead to murderer."
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"Honey, is there something bothering you?"
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"Xander was right. It worked like a charm."
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"OK, everyone look at me like I'm in a bunny suit cos that's how stupid I feel saying this."
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"I thought Morgan was a smart kid."
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"he gets to keep the human form he's in for another seven years."
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"It'll be over soon."
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"You, get 'em on stage. Form the Power Circle. Then we can see who's a no-show."
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"They got no use for a big old knife."
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"Oh, if it's any consolation, I may have found a possible demon culprit."
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"You look a bit worse for, uh..."
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"Well, get some sleep."
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"All those people staring at me and judging me like I'm some kind of Buffy!"
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"It ran across my floor and it attacked me."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Please!"
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"And Sunnydale has touched and felt for the last time."
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"No! No."
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"- What? - No."
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"- And mock. - And laugh."
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"- I didn't sleep at all last night. - All right, time out."
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"I will be flesh!"
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"How about you and I do a little rehearsing on our own, honey?"
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"That's the kind of liberal thinking that leads to being eaten."
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"Kids!"
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"Clean, orderly, and quiet."
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