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Clips from South Park - Butters' Very Own Episode (S05E05)

"Well, looks like we're going to have to do something extra special"
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"How about on Saturday we all go have dinner at Bennigan's?"
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"Bennigan's? Oh, boy, you mean it?"
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"I'm going to get the Ranch Hand Baby Back Ribs!"
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"That's me!"
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"Who's that tyke with the cutest little dimples"
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"I hope he means me."
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"Oh, I wonder what he's going to get me this year."
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"We won't know until we're at Bennigan's."
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"Every year it's the same."
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""White Swallow Bath House.""
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"I don't know, but it wasn't the movie theatre at the mall."
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"Wait a minute. What was the movie called?"
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"That's me!"
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"Everything clean."
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"Three times."
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"Any ideas?"
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"Paint. Everything clean, everything new. Paint."
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"That's me!"
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"Mr. Garrison?"
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"Oh, God."
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"that I think that if you told Mommy what Daddy was doing tonight,"
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"Yeah, I'm pretty sure the car is moving. Looks like I'm heading for the water."
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"Everyone knows it's Butters"
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"That's me!"
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"- But I couldn't. I still love you. - Then why, Chris, why?"
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"I would chat with other married guys in the chat rooms, and..."
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"Damn you, Internet!"
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"There is no going back, Chris!"
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"I drowned Butters in the car, Chris!"
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"I wasn't thinking!"
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"I couldn't think."
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"Finally! Now that the car has come to a stop,"
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"I gotta get back home."
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"Everyone knows it's Butters"
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"Any word yet from the man who took your son?"
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"And so then my friend started hollering at me,"
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"Yeah, too bad you're not a broad, 'cause I need some goddamn poontang."
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"Yeah, I can use some goddamn poontang myself, right now."
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"Yes, I remember hearing something about that."
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"must be the same person that killed our daughter!"
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"That's me!"
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"Won't be back until Sunday. I can give you a ride Sunday, if you like."
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"Used to be the way to the O'Reilly house."
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"Buffalo wings and fried cheese sticks"
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"That's me!"
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"No, Linda, because you can't now say that the abductor was Costa Rican."
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"You have to learn to keep it straight!"
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"I can't keep it straight when you keep inventing new parts to the story!"
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"I'm sorry. The car just rolled into the lake"
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"Lie?"
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"Who's going to believe he would just drop him off?"
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"- Hey, you should stop hollering. - We don't really have a choice, do we?"
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"but it's still a shovel, Mom and Dad,"
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"why, that's when you get into real trouble!"
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"Well, I'm happy you're alive, too, Mom. So, now can we go to Bennigan's?"
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"Damn, dude."
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"Now we're just happy we won't have to live a life of secrets."
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"Coming, Dad!"
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"All right, Mom, I'm all done wrapping Dad's anniversary present for you!"
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"- Is it someone's anniversary soon? - Oh, you!"
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"Just kidding. I wonder what it is."
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"It's a... Oh, shucks. I can't tell you. But it's really nifty."
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"for Mommy and Daddy's anniversary this year."
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"At Bennigan's"
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"Calm down, there, cowboy. You've still got four days."
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"Four days? I don't know how I'm going to wait that long."
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"Who's the boy that can laugh at a storm cloud?"
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"Turn a frown into a smile for free?"
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"Who's the kid with a heart full of magic?"
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"Everyone knows it's Butters"
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"Who's the boy with eyes full of wonder?"
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"Who thinks being yourself is the best thing to be?"
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"Who's that rascal with the tweezers in his pocket?"
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"Everyone knows it's Butters"
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"Petting goats at the petting zoo He loves John Elway"
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"No way!"
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"Batting his eyes at every puppy he sees?"
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"If you look inside yourself you might be surprised when you find"
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"A little boy named Butters"
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"Well, that's... That's me. Yeah."
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"Three more days till we eat at Bennigan's. That's..."
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"72 hours? Oh, gee whiz!"
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"Well, if you two will excuse me,"
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"I need to go out and buy a certain special lady her anniversary present."
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"Don't be silly, Mom. Of course he means you."
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"I'll be back in a little bit. Butters, you're in charge of the house."
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"Yes, sir!"
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"Your father gets me some great gift, and my gift to him falls short."
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"I've just got to outdo him this year. I've just got to!"
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"Dad's a good shopper, all right."
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"Butters, maybe you could secretly follow your dad and see what he's getting me."
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"You mean, spy on him? But ain't that kind of like fibbing?"
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"No, it's a little different."
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"You remember when the nice policeman gave you a badge"
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"- And made you an honourary inspector? - Sure I do."
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"Why, I think Inspector Butters could find out what Daddy's getting Mommy"
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"without him ever knowing. What do you say?"
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"Inspector Butters is on the case, ma'am."
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"Everyone knows it's Butters"
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"That's me!"
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"Dad's going to see a movie. How nice."
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"Everyone knows it's Butters"
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"That's me!"
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"I'm back, Ma!"
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"I sure did. Dad sure had a nice night out."
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"Well, did you see what he got me for our anniversary?"
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"Well, first, he went to see a movie."
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"A movie? I wonder why he'd want to see a movie by himself?"
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"No, it was that really old theatre downtown, The Studcat."
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"I didn't even know it was open."
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"Fisting Firemen 9. I never seen 1 through 8."
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"Oh, my God."
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"But it must a been a real short movie, though,"
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"because Dad came out, like, ten minutes later."
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"And it must a been a sad film, too,"
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"because he had a bunch of tissue paper with him when he came out."
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"Poor, old Dad. Movie really got to him."
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"Butters, where did Daddy go after the movie?"
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"- To the gym. - To the gym?"
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