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Clips from South Park - City on the Edge of Forever (S02E02)

"Hey Cartman. What?"
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"Mm it's chocolaty and delightful."
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"Be quiet back there!"
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"I know but it's REALLY snowy today."
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"Ok, that does it."
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"Just keep your traps shut, I'll consult the manual."
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"let any children off the bus."
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"And remember your bus driver's code: "sit down and shut up!""
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"Hey why doens't the scary monster eat her?"
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"Cause dumbass, scary monsters don't eat big fat smelly bitches."
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"What did you say?"
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"Hey this is not good. She could've at least left the heat on."
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"Yes ma'am, right away ma'am."
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"Mmm sweet."
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"You guys, what if Ms. Crabtree doesn't come back and we're all trapped here forever?"
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"Would you just relax? We've been in a lot worse situations than this and come out of it just fine."
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"I think we have to signal them somehow."
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"It's completely immature!"
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"Stop let me off you turd!"
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"What the hell is this crap?"
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"Broken down bus that's great, great angle."
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"Do you see her dude? Nope."
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"Don't do it kid!"
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"You look like a lump of dog shit just got hit by a CAR!"
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"She's fantastic."
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"On Wednesday or Thursday? Dude I think it's Saturday now."
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"Well we can't go anywhere or else that big scary monster outside will get us."
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"What do you think it is?"
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"I don't know it's a big scary monster."
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"Hey, maybe it's that thing scuzzlebutt. What?"
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"What? Scuzzlebutt's real?"
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"Oh my god! Look at his leg!"
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"Dude! He's got Brent Mussberger for a leg!"
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"MMm oh no, out of ammo!"
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"Dude he's making ice cream!"
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"Now that's what I call a sticky situation!"
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"Oh no? Don't you remember the time he went crazy, and tried to kill Kathie Lee Gifford?"
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"Come on you little bitch."
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"Mrs. Kathie Lee Gifford to South Park!"
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"Mr. Garrison! Stop!"
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"But Mr. Garrison!"
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"See I told ya."
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"BEEF-CAKE!"
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"Tonight Jay's special guests include"
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"What do you mean? How often does an entire 3rd grade class go missing?"
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"Oy, I knew I shouldn've made Kyle eat that ghafagahaga."
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"that way the public can know what the children look like and can call in if they're spotted mmkay?"
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"It's only a matter of time before they're selling their bodies and buying smack!"
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"What could it be? If only we knew what we were up against."
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"Come over here you son of a whore!"
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"Yeah but the moster outside couldn't be death,"
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"cause death only touches you, it doesn't eat you."
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"You bastard!"
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"We just gotta stick together."
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"Hey wait a minute. What?"
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"- You can do it Fonzie! - We believe in you Fonz!"
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"Oh my god they killed Kenny!"
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"Oh yeah I guess that doesn't make sense."
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"Oh no!"
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"Now we need more weight in the back."
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"Don't worry everything's gonna work out, it always does."
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"Holy crap dude!"
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"Hey look it's got ice cream!"
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"I'm having a nice time muffin."
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"Oh damn man, now I'm missing the new Barnaby Jones!"
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"Hey, Ms. Crabtree had that little TV for the training video, maybe we can watch TV on it."
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"Hey yeah!"
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"Dude, your dad's a retard!"
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"Please come home Kyle."
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"but all you need is right here waiting for you."
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"I hope my dad doesn't sing."
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"Now that's what I call a sticky..."
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"Hey we've landed in ice cream."
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"Yes please."
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"Beetles are good with ice cream."
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"Dude I just had the weirdest dream. Really?"
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"and then he dreamt that we were talking about things that"
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"Yeah, I must be having some real emotional problems."
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"Sure, I definitly don't wanna sleep anymore. See ya later."
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"What is it, what's wrong?"
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"Be quiet back there! These roads are SLICK!"
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"Are you gonna share any of that cake with the rest of us?"
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"Mm, let me think. No."
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"Come on fatass, you shouldn't be eating all that cake anyway."
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"GIVE US SOME CARTMAN!"
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"Whoa dude, the road is really snowy out there."
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"Mm I can't possibly finish this whole cake,"
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"uh, oh yes I can. SHUT UP CARTMAN!"
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"Dude she always tries to quiet us down by threatening to kill that bunny,"
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"GOD!"
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"Come on fat boy give us some cake now."
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"DAMN IT CARTMAN YOU ARE SUCH A FAT FUCK!"
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"I'm scared! Be quiet kid!"
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"They're indigious to this area."
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"What was that?"
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"All done."
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"Sit down and shut up!"
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"I said quiet! Or else I'll kill the bunny!"
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"- Where are we? - I have no idea."
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"I don't think we're in a very safe spot."
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"Yeah what are we supposed to do?"
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"Ms. Crabtree?"
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"Shut up kid! I have to watch a training video!"
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"Hello and welcome to tape 7 of the bus drivers video guide."
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"What to do if you become stranded."
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"By now you've calm down the children and kept order by using the"
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""keep-quiet-or-I'll-kill-the-bunny" technique. Now it's time to get help."
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"The best way to achive this is to tell them something like"
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""a big scary monster will eat you if you step off the bus""
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"Kids! Do not get off this bus!"
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"If you do a big scary monster will eat you!"
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"That's right. With the children properly subdued, you can leave"
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"the bus and go out looking for assistance."
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"I'm going for help. I'll be back as soon as I can."
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"Remember don't get off this bus or a big scary monster WILL EAT YOU!"
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"I said Larry King won't grant me 3 wishes!"
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"Had to happen to me didn't it?"
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"Looking for love oooh baby, looking for loove, doooo"
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"Oy, supper time. Come to papa."
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