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Clips from South Park - City on the Edge of Forever (S02E02)

"Hello little lady. Going my way?"
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"SHUT UP AND HELP ME INTO THIS THING!"
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"Come on I haven't got all day!"
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"Take me to the nearest town and make it snappy you freak ass crack pot!"
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"Look mister, I gotta bus load of kids trapped on that pass,"
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"and I need a crane, helicopters and all that crap!"
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"Uh, uh ma'am those are actually roofies."
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"Roofies, aspirin, right now I don't give a rat's ass."
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"How far to the nearest town?"
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"We couldn't get trapped here forever Cartman. We'd die after a couple of days."
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"Dude! What?"
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"I don't wanna die on this bus with you assholes! You guys suck!"
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"Worse than this? Well sure."
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"Don't you remember that time when the aliens kidnapped your little brother Ike?"
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"Now that was scary."
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"This sucks. How come the visitors aren't coming for him?"
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"Hey he's like Rudolph."
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"Yeah, all you have to do is fart some more Cartman,"
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"and the visitors are sure to come."
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"Really? Ah, I don't think I can fart anymore tonight."
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"Come on Cartman, fart!"
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"I don't wanna."
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"He can't hold it in forever."
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"Fart damn you!"
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"Ok, that does it. Now listen!"
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"Why is it that everything today has involved things"
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"either going in or coming out of my ass?!"
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"Whoa, look at that?"
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"It's an ice cream truck! Now do you believe us Cartman?"
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"You guys can't scare me."
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"Cartman! There's an ice cream truck sticking out of your ass!"
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"Hey look the aliens are getting ice cream!"
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"You can say that again. Was that how it happened?"
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"Hey I wanna help you."
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"I care a lot about that bus load of uh what was it again?"
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"Children."
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"Yeah right. Let me come with you."
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"I hate flying. Talk about something I hate, it's flyin'."
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"Say uh, are those roofies kicking in yet?"
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"Well I don't think so!"
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"No! Here's my impression of Robert Deniro,"
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""Hey yous, yous guys, shut up yous!""
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"You suck!"
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"Yous guys shut up."
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"Sit down and shut up!"
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"Come on lady, I love you, you love me!"
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"I SAID, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!"
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"Baby you're wonderful. You're a natural!"
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"You're the funniest comic I've seen in years!"
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"Why don't you just shut the hell up!"
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"If I make it back, I'll send help."
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"Maybe Ms. Crabtree did make that stuff about the big black monster."
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"Well, I guess nobody else will be getting off the bus."
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"Hello? Oh hello Ms. Cartman, it's Sharon, Stan's mother."
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"Oh yes Sharon, how are you."
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"Ms. Cartman is your son at home?"
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"Hold on dear, let me check."
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"Hon I made beefy logs!"
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"I made cookie dings!"
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"Alright, this better be good."
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"Come on in, come on in."
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"What the hell did you bring me to Denver for?"
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"You brainless brain fecolpheliac!"
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"Mr. Jonas, this is Ms. Crabtree."
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"What did I tell you?"
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"How would you like to make a million dollars baby?"
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"Let's get started right away."
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"You gonna be alright? Don't touch me!"
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"I'm sorry do you need anything?"
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"No. I just... What?"
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"What? I'm missing the new Fantasy Island."
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"Oh man I don't think it's very safe to be on this bus."
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"Don't you remember? That time we were out camping with your uncle Jimbo and Ned."
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"That lava's coming right for us!"
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"Heeelp!"
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"Jimini oaks! It's the real scuzzlebutt!"
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"Quick Ned shoot it!"
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"Hey look!"
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"Scuzzlebutt kicks ass!"
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"Ok so we can agree that the monster outside can't be Scuzzlebutt because Scuzzlebutt's nice."
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"Hey, maybe it's our teacher Mr. Garrison."
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"Don't be stupid Cartman. Our teacher wouldn't be out lying in the forest waiting to kill us."
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"It is with great pride and honor that I'd like to welcome"
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"Thank you."
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"Leave us! We must finish what we have begun!"
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"She's not really Kathie Lee Gifford, she's some kind of alien."
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"Thank you, how I love you all."
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"Well this is going to put a damper on the day."
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"Let's have ice cream everyone!"
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"Now that's what I call a sticky situation."
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"But the monster outside couldn't be Mr. Garrison, cause Mr. Garrison used a gun."
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"Oh yeah."
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"Live from Burbank, it's the tonight show, with Jay Leno."
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""Washed up actress from a citcom and the comedy of Ms. Crabtree."
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"And now here's your host, Jay Leno!"
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"Just relax sweet heart you're gonna kill out there."
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"Kill who?"
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"That's great, use that."
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"Do you need anything?"
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"Just give me another one of them Roofies."
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"Uh ok, let's try to calm down mmkay."
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"This type of thing happens all the time."
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"Well 99% of the time when a child is missing,"
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"it's because they've run away, mmkay."
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"Run away?"
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"How do we get our runaway children back?"
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"Well we just need to make some posters mmkay, hand out brochures mmkay,"
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"Let's get started right away. They could be half way to LA by now."
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"What was that? What was what?"
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"Dude I think the scary monster is right outside the bus."
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"Oh yeah I remember that."
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"And... mmmmfmfmmfmfmmhmmm"
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"Don't let him touch you! You die if he touches you!"
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"Take that! And that, and that, that! Take that!"
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"You... bastard?"
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"Now that's what I call a sticky situation."
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"Well who really cares what that monster is outside."
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"As long as you stay on the bus it can't hurt us right?"
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"Oh my god! He's killing Kenny!"
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"Oh boy we're in big trouble."
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