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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment (S02E02)

"... we've got it! On the Blockbuster Channel!"
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"Why is the world a cesspool of corruption?"
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"Oh, great. All right, what makes you say that?"
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"In Sunday school we learned stealing is a sin."
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"But everybody does it. We're stealing cable."
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"-Did you pay for your breakfast? -No."
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"-Did you pay for your clothes? -No, I didn't."
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"Run for the hills, Ma Barker, before I call the feds!"
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"-I think that's pretty spurious. -Well, thank you, honey."
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"Friday night, live. The ultimate matchup."
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"The bout to knock the other guy out."
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"How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness?"
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"Big fight coming up."
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"Wanna come over and listen to it on the radio?"
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"Okay. After the fight, we can watch the still photos on the news."
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"Not too shabby! What do you say?"
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"We could do that, yeah."
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"Or we could go over to my house and watch it live on cable TV!"
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"-Get off! -You're kidding me!"
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"Pass the pumice, please."
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"He's Homer from sector 7-G."
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"Excellent. I'm so keen on seeing Watson vs. Tatum Two..."
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"...I'd even go to an employee's house. I can picture it now."
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"The screen door resting off its hinges."
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"Mangy dog staggering about looking vainly for a place to die."
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"-May I speak frankly? -Yes."
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"-You are quite wealthy. -Thank you. Your candor is refreshing."
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"The big fight is one of those rare occasions that I savor the sights..."
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"...the sounds and the smells of other men."
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"You haven't lost the common touch."
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"-So, Homer, I hear you got the fight. -That's right."
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"-8:00, my place. Come one, come all. -All right."
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"Moe, how come you never got cable for the bar?"
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"Well, it was either cable or the mechanical bull."
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"-Somebody's having a party. -Friday night. Wanna come over?"
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"No, thanks. I'm open 24 hours. It puts great demands on my time."
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"Too bad. It'll be a great fight."
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"The fight! I'll get my brother, Sanjay, to cover for me."
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"He deplores violence."
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"If a man takes bread to feed his starving family, that's stealing?"
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"No. It is if he puts anything on it. Jelly, for example."
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"I see."
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"You're here for a reason. Is your father stealing bread?"
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"I don't watch him every minute. But we're getting cable for free."
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"I'm afraid that is stealing. I think you must do something."
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"-Should I have him arrested? -That seems like an ideal solution."
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"But remember the 5th commandment: "Honor thy father and thy mother.""
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"I would like to see you set an example by not watching..."
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"-...the offending technology yourself. -Thank you."
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"Except in Florida and Utah. Coming up next, Stardust Mammaries."
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"-Ay, carumba! -Bart!"
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"-Here's what I was looking for. -Blue chips closed up 3 3/4."
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"You shouldn't watch that other channel."
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"It's for mommies and daddies who love each other."
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"-Promise me you won't ever watch it. -Okay."
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"-Promise me. -I promise I won't watch it."
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"-Good boy. -Hi, Dad."
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"Stealing cable is wrong, so I'm not watching it..."
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"...in the hope that others will follow my example. Thank you."
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"Hey, Lisa. Racing from Belmont? Horsies!"
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"Sorry, I'd rather go to heaven."
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"There's something wrong with that kid. She's so moral."
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"Why can't she be more like...? Well, not like Bart."
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"-But there's gotta be a happy medium. -Well, you know...."
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"Bart was looking at that racy movie."
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"And Lisa is losing a little respect for you."
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"-Unhook it? But I love cable! -Then you should pay for it."
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"I can't afford it. When I can afford to pay for it, I will."
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"But I can't so I'm not going to."
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"Cable has become an evil presence in our home."
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"Marge, I never put my foot down about anything."
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"But I'm severely tempted to do it."
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"-No. -I'm sorry, it's coming down."
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"-No. -It's coming down. That's it!"
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"It's coming down! The cable stays. The foot has spoken."
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"-Lemonade? Please. -Seen it."
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"-Cleans and straightens-- -Seen it."
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"-Seen it. -I was poor."
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"Soccer. Seen it."
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"-Simpson. -How did you get in?"
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"Your door wasn't locked well enough."
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"You can have it for $40."
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"-He's not home! -Even better."
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"You sure about this? Doesn't look friendly."
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"Can't be too careful. Thieves are everywhere."
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"I'm not talking about the small, forgivable stuff."
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"Come one, come all! Top Hat Theater is on the air!"
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"The most beautiful women! Just 50 cents! I'm your host, Bart Simpson!"
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"You must be at least 8 years old."
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"And now The Top Hat Channel is proud to present Broadcast Nudes."
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"-Gross! -Yet strangely compelling."
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"-It's a raid! -What the--?"
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"I know you. Come back here!"
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"You promised me you wouldn't watch that trash. Go to your room!"
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"I wish I was an adult so I could break rules."
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"Oh, great."
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"-I brought some imported generic beer. -Thank you, Barney."
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"-How many people are coming? -Just a select circle."
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"-Did you swipe those from work? -Certainly not. What are you implying?"
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"There is no love lost between these two warriors."
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"We almost had a scuffle today at the weigh-in."
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"You have a special motivation going into this bout."
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"I want to dedicate this fight to my manager, Vinnie, who got me here..."
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"...and then..."
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"-...passed away two weeks ago. -Any response?"
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"I would also like to dedicate this fight to this manager."
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"-You can't! -I can!"
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"You dedicate the fight to your manager!"
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"It's my form of nonviolent protest."
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"Hi, Homer. I brought you--"
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"Quick! It's Moe. I gotta hide the mugs."
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"Will you get--? Hey, go protest outside, will you? Now!"
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"-Hi. I brought you a mug. -Thank you."
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"I always wanted one of these."
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"Oh! Mr. Burns!"
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"-Hide the stuff I borrowed from work! -Borrowed?"
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"Come on! Take all this. Put it in the closet."
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"Will you quit staring at me like that?"
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"Hello. We were in the neighborhood and thought we'd drop by."
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"Hello, Mr. Burns. Like to watch the fight?"
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