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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment (S02E02)

"The fight! Don't mind if I do."
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"Oh, Simpson. Good news. I brought some munchies."
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"Smithers, the Cheetos."
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"In but a few scant minutes, the anticipation--"
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"-Simpson? -Yes."
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"-You have an illegal cable hookup. -No. No, l--"
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"It wasn't me. It was my wife's idea. Yeah!"
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"Settle down, fella."
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"We were hoping we could watch the fight."
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"Oh, sure, sure. Be my guest."
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"-Here's lemonade for your protest. -Thanks, Mom."
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"-It isn't going very well. -Don't give up."
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"When you love somebody, you must have faith..."
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"...that they will do the right thing."
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"He learned how to fight in the projects of Capital City..."
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"...and honed his skills while serving time for assault..."
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"...in Springfield Prison."
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"All right! A local boy!"
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"For 5 years, I was away from my kids and their mothers."
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"The conditions were irrevocable."
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"Assault. Manslaughter. Stealing cable TV!"
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"Marge! Lisa! Maggie!"
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"Shake hands. Keep it clean."
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"Excuse me. I hate to interrupt your judging me."
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"Number one: I'm cutting the cable when the fight's over."
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"-Back to the fight. -Get down!"
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"We may have saved your soul."
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"Tatum is reeling!"
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"Yeah, at the worst possible time."
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"Eight! Nine! Ten!"
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"This fight is history! It's done!"
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"A stunning knockout by a thunderous punch in the 12th round."
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"Tatum is the new champion of the world!"
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"Everyone to my place for squishies and microwave burritos."
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"Best fight ever and I missed it."
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"-What a donnybrook! -Hogwash!"
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"I once watched Jim Corbett fight an Eskimo bare-knuckled for 113 rounds!"
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"Tractor pulls. Atlanta Braves baseball. Joe Franklin!"
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"Third time's a charm."
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"-Remember the 8th commandment? -Of course."
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"If you didn't catch it in the theater or rent it..."
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"-Oh, boy! -Only on the Blockbuster Channel."
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"Would you be interested in this stereo? A $500 value."
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"-Okay, that stuff I stole from work. -Oh, okay."
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"I've made a couple of important decisions."
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"-Won't you eventually get used to it? -No."
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"It won't cost you a thing."
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"Come on, boy!"
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"-What are you doing? -What do you mean?"
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"I made my choice and I stand by it."
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"Cable?!"
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"Hear Me Roar, the network for women."
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"Except your soul!"
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