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Clips from Family Guy - Tea Peter (S10E10)

"And if we don't show them we appreciate their loyalty,"
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"- they're gonna go someplace else. - For what?"
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"Not to alarm anyone, but some guy took me in the closet and tried me on."
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"She's right, Dad. None of this makes any sense."
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"but I have a business to run."
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"- (WOMEN GASP) - What have you done?"
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"I painted the truth."
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"I painted my truth."
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"Give me a spin, sweetie."
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"What do you think, Mom? Is that the most beautiful bride you've ever seen?"
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"I love it!"
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"Oh, it's just so much money."
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"Wait, wait, wait a minute. Do you really love it?"
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"Oh, Mom, she loves it."
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"- PETER: She gone? - No."
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"There you go. A half pound of honey maple turkey, sliced thin."
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"Oh, hey, Joe. What's going on?"
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"Peter, I'm afraid I'm here to shut you down."
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"Oh, that is such bullcrap."
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"Oh, we'll see about that!"
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"City Hall knows karate."
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"I'm sorry, Peter, but the government makes the rules."
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"I just enforce them."
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"I don't believe this, Joe. This is like living in Russia."
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"I might as well just move there."
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"It's dark, it's cold, and hooking up is just a crapshoot"
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"(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) All right, drop the coats on three."
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"- Yeah! - Oh..."
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"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down."
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"Geez, what's your problem, Peter?"
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"I'm still just upset about the damn government"
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"I hear you. Wasting our tax dollars on ridiculous causes."
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"We gotta protect bald eagles?"
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"ANNOUNCER: Just for Eagles will give you thicker, fuller, more natural hair"
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"Freakin' government. Giving all the good hoses to firemen."
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"Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker."
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"And I'm Joyce Kinney."
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"Coming up, autism. Is it real or just another excuse"
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"for kids these days to forget their manners?"
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"But first, thousands are expected for tomorrow's Tea Party rally"
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"That's right, Joyce. The Tea Party has gained a sizable following"
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"based on their message of low taxes, limited government,"
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"and happy birthday, Tom... Oh, my God, you guys!"
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"Tea Party, huh? Well, l'd like to be part ofa movement,"
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"For more details on the Tea Party platform,"
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"we now go to this totally boss fireworks show."
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"Oh, my God! That's everything I believe in!"
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"Why are they trying to take that away from us?"
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"I hear you."
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"Well, that's it. I am going down to that rally tomorrow"
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"and I am joining the Tea Party!"
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"although they have been really critical lately."
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"You're still not knitting honestly, Peter."
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"It's very superficial."
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"Good Tea Party morning, everyone!"
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"- Peter, you joined the Tea Party? - That's right, Brian."
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"I finally got something better to do with my Saturdays than sit at the mall"
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"and watch Japanese girls laugh at normal conversation."
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"So, I drove to work this morning..."
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"(GIRLS LAUGHING)"
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"So, there's a Starbucks near my house..."
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"Finally, I'm part of a movement of regular people"
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"trying to take back our government."
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"Look, the Tea Party isn't the grassroots movement you think it is."
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"It's actually funded by big business types"
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"who are using you to get the government out of their way"
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"so they can roll over everyone."
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"Don't know what that means. Just reporting it."
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"All l'm saying is you're being used, and you're too clueless to know it."
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"Well, you just think you're so superior, don't you?"
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"- Is it like a swim? - (LAUGHS) No, no, it's nothing like a swim."
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"Wow, a lot of people here today."
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"Yeah. Man, I love street fairs."
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"Tacos! Hot tacos here!"
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"- Oh, are those tacos? - You better believe they're tacos."
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"Aah! I love tacos on a corn tortilla!"
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"Boy, they're really against socialism."
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"That's right. The Tea Party is all about self-reliance."
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"Look, there's even a Tunnel of Self-Love."
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"No, I would not."
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"Welcome, everyone!"
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"It's great to see so many regular people out here."
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"Folks who are tired of big government and are ready to stand up for their rights."
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"That's right. The government wants to tell you what foods to eat."
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"What? No!"
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"And the government wants to tell you you can't throw your old TVs into the river."
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"Then how I supposed to find TV?"
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"If you join the Tea Party, together, we can fix all that."
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"But you probably don't wanna join the Tea Party"
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"because all you get are these stupid, awesome key chains!"
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"He sure did. The governmenfs really gotten out of hand."
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"Yeah, those bastards have ruined everything."
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"Oh, my God, can we get a picture with you guys?"
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"We're not those guys."
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"Yes, please leave us alone. We're very busy."
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"Hey, you guys want to head to the Clam?"
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"- (GASPS) Carter? - Oh, hey."
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"You're involved with the Tea Party?"
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"Wait a minute. This is what Brian was warning me about,"
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"Brian? You mean that arrogant, unemployed dog of yours?"
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"Peter, he's just one of those liberal elites who spreads lies and hates patriots."
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"Yeah, he kind of is."
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"You and I are both businessmen who work hard and pay taxes."
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"Except that I make 10,000 times what you make."
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"Yeah, we're the same, you and me."
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"Love to have you on board, Peter."
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"Wow, thanks, Joe. You can count on me."
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"(LAUGHS) Oh, I think he'll know I was here."
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"- (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) - (LAUGHING POLITELY)"
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"I'm not sure what's happening."
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"Oh, hi, Peter. How was your rally?"
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"It was great, and now I know it's the right cause to get behind"
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"'cause a smart guy like your dad is involved."
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"What? Carter was at the Tea Party rally?"
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"Yeah, he was running the whole thing."
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"Look, I know what you're thinking, Brian, but don't worry, it's all okay."
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"Oh, of course, Carter Pewterschmidt, an industrialist with oil refineries in this city,"
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"is on your side."
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"He wants to get rid of environmental regulations for you."
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"Brian, he doesn't get sarcasm."
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