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Clips from Family Guy - Tea Peter (S10E10)

"No, it's notjust environmental regulations, Brian."
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"Carter wants to get rid of the whole city government of Quahog."
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"so that you can hang out and chime in on this."
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"Oh, you haven't?"
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"- Well, then, I'm confused. - Oh, he does get sarcasm."
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"All right, now, remember, the Tea Party is a grassroots movement."
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"We're not covered by the lame-stream media,"
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"so we got to reach out to the common man individually."
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"Right, common man."
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"(DIALING)"
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"- WOMAN: Hello? - Oh, geez, it's a girl."
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"May I speak to the man of the house?"
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"No? What is... I... How are you paying for this phone?"
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"(LINE DISCONNECTS)"
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"Okay, one vote for the Tea Party."
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"All right, kiss government goodbye."
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"Yeah, I can't wait to fire all them city employees,"
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"What the hell? Which one is it? Stop or go forward?"
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"Ah, no, no, no, no. You, sir, have lost my business."
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"Is there anyone here for the couch off of Craigslist?"
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"- I am. - Oh, good, come on in."
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"- That is the picture from Craigslist. - No way it is."
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"- It is. - No way it is."
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"All right, what do the rest of you want?"
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"Oh, I see. And all of you feel the same way?"
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"Well, I'm nothing if not a public servant, and the public has made its feelings known."
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"I hereby declare Quahog's city government disbanded."
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"This column is mine. I brought it from home."
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"which means I'm free of all broadcast regulations."
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"just a big-ass coffee can under the desk."
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"Hello, family."
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"Peter, what the hell were you doing out there?"
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"so today I took the yards. Didn't hit one light."
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"Man, getting rid of the government"
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"That's right. Without government, I'm free to take a lot of mescaline"
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"and drive to Vegas."
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"Wait till you see Debbie Reynolds on stage."
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"Yeah, and now my Spanish teacher and I can finally hold hands in the halls."
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"Meg, dónde esta la biblioteca?"
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"Because I'm going to bang you in the bibliateca."
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"Well, I'm glad you're all enjoying your freedom,"
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"but have you taken a look out the window lately?"
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"The Pewterschmidt Industries refinery, and it's not smoke."
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"It's a giant cloud of pollution."
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"Oh, my God. If that gets past the bad neighborhoods and reaches us,"
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"To who? There's no government."
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"Then it's up to us, the people, to find a solution."
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"Damn it, this is what I was afraid was going to happen."
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"I'm glad we waited."
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"Giraffity."
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"Hey, Mort, what gives with the blond hair?"
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"Yeah, you look weird like that."
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"Historically, in instances of mass lawlessness,"
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"the first thing they do is round up the Jews."
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"Excuse me, fellow Aryan, have you seen any Jews around?"
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"Wait a minute. Are you Jewish?"
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"I mean, unashamed locker room nudity?"
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"- Oops. - Let's get him!"
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"Good afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker."
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"Tom, I don't think the government was requiring you to wear a suit."
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"Well, they were stopping me from punching you in the face."
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"Is that what you want?"
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"- What? - You heard me."
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"What the hell? Lois, the TV went off again."
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"There are power lines down, and there's no one to fix them."
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"The cops don't come, the toilets don't flush,"
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"Ryan Phillippe's been out there for days."
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"Would anyone like to be impregnated?"
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"We had a nice town, Peter."
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"I had a nice life, but you and your anti-government buddies ruined it."
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"Hey, so how's that Tea Party going, huh?"
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"More like T.P. Party."
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"Toilet paper."
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"but somehow we seem to have botched it all up."
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"- Looks that way. - Wait a minute."
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"- There might be a way out of this. - What?"
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"We just talk to the guy who got us into this."
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"CARTER ON INTERCOM: Go away."
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"But, Mr. Pewterschmidt, you gotta do something."
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"The potholes ain't getting fixed no more."
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"Tampon commercials no longer use blue liquids in their demonstrations."
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"(ALL GROAN)"
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"You show whatever you want, but you make it blue!"
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"Come on. You got to help us out."
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"CARTER: Go to hell."
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"I don't think he's going to help, Peter."
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"But if rich people aren't looking out for us, who is?"
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"Aw, I suck."
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"The first thing we need is a system of rules that everyone must live by."
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"I think that we should elect some people to represent us,"
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"and they should make rules and choices on our behalf."
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"Everyone should have to give some money from their salaries each year."
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"and rich people will give a larger amount of money,"
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"and our representatives will use all that money"
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"to hire some people who will then provide us with social order and basic services."
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"But you know what?"
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"So who's with me?"
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"Then let's do it."
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"Yeah, and we did it all without government."
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"(CHUCKLES) Oh, Lois, that means nothing to me."
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"Aw!"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"He's a family guy"
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"ANNOUNCER ON TV: Coming this fall, from the producers of "Gone Baby Gone,""
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"I promise you, we are going to find your daughter."
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"I fit, by the way."
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"Lois, I'd love nothing more than to sit here and chat with you,"
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"Hi, there. May I help you folks?"
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"It's true. lt's true."
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"celebrating their new Quahog headquarters."
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"...and I had to stop for coffee."
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"You people are a circus."
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"Mom held hands with a woman at the gas station this morning."
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"It's a great way to stay in shape, is what it is."
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"(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)"
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"I would feed it!"
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"(CROWD CHEERING)"
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"The same way the Village People"
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"I'll catch up with you. I got to hit the john."
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"to help get our message out,"
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