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Clips from Family Guy - Tea Peter (S10E10)

"Is violence in movies and sex an TV"
Family Guy
"Thanks, Lois. It's good to be up and gouging again."
Family Guy
"Careful. Watch out there, Brian. Looks like the floor is wet."
Family Guy
"Son of a bitch!"
Family Guy
"I think my wife has been crossing the street with another man."
Family Guy
"Hey. Looking at you pretty normal, huh?"
Family Guy
"I'll figure this out. The pieces are all there. I'll go home and figure this out."
Family Guy
"I've got a whole box of them. Take it. lt's yours. No charge."
Family Guy
"But again, no rush."
Family Guy
"If you want to hang it somewhere, hang it in the basement."
Family Guy
"Meg, go take your 10. And you may consider this a verbal warning."
Family Guy
"Peter, I want these people to leave."
Family Guy
"Looking good. Almost done."
Family Guy
"And there. Done."
Family Guy
"Take the dress off, sweetheart. Your mother says you can't have it."
Family Guy
"I do. It just feels like my wedding dress."
Family Guy
"- I wanted a duplicate key made. - You have a good one."
Family Guy
"You're running an unlicensed business, and that's against the law."
Family Guy
"Well, you can't fight City Hall."
Family Guy
"You don't want to do that."
Family Guy
"'cause of all the big coats."
Family Guy
"One, two, three!"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Quagmire."
Family Guy
"sticking its nose in my business."
Family Guy
"Bald eagles should be allowed to make their own decisions!"
Family Guy
"Honey, I don't care that you're bald. I find you just as attractive."
Family Guy
"It's not about you. lt's about my confidence as an eagle architect."
Family Guy
"I want them hoses."
Family Guy
"but what movement would want an angry fat guy with a lot of opinions"
Family Guy
"(BAND PLAYING LIVELY MUSIC)"
Family Guy
"You're knitting like you want us to like you. It's not coming from inside."
Family Guy
"- Hey, where'd you go? - I went for a jog."
Family Guy
"What's a jog?"
Family Guy
"I love tacos! Especially on a corn tortilla."
Family Guy
"(ALL CLAMORING)"
Family Guy
"our Quahog chapter spokesman, Joe Workingman!"
Family Guy
"Is anyone else out there sick of government crap?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. lt's like he's saying everything I'm listening to."
Family Guy
"(ALL BOOING)"
Family Guy
"And what church you can go to."
Family Guy
"(ALL BOOING)"
Family Guy
"And that you can't own a chimpanzee because you're not responsible enough."
Family Guy
"Also, the government wants to tell you how many children you can have."
Family Guy
"We've gotta solve that security problem for the Indian casino we're constructing."
Family Guy
"Hey, buddy, is there a bathroom around here, or a second floor window?"
Family Guy
"and I know Joe Workingman agrees with me."
Family Guy
"Peter, what did I tell you about rich guys?"
Family Guy
"Turns out you're the enemy. They're the ones who are on our side."
Family Guy
"He even put me in charge of the PR campaign to do it."
Family Guy
"Peter, if I know my dad, he's probably using you."
Family Guy
"Lois, I'm so glad you're done with the dishes"
Family Guy
"WOMAN: This is the woman of the house, and there is no man living here."
Family Guy
"WOMAN: (SCOFFS) I'm a lawyer."
Family Guy
"starting with that half-asleep construction worker."
Family Guy
"This is a big deal. They're not at all similar."
Family Guy
"People, please, first things first."
Family Guy
"ALL: Yes! MAN: No!"
Family Guy
"Our top story, Quahog is now completely government-free,"
Family Guy
"So no more trips to the bathroom for this reporter,"
Family Guy
"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
Family Guy
"You know, for years l've been sick of taking the roads home,"
Family Guy
"that's going to be a big problem."
Family Guy
"They can't do that. We should report them."
Family Guy
"(SIGHS) Tea Party."
Family Guy
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride."
Family Guy
"(GRUNTING)"
Family Guy
"Yeah, see, that's not mine."
Family Guy
"Is there a reward?"
Family Guy
"This guy's kosher."
Family Guy
"It's day five of the new government-less Quahog, and I'm wearing a T-shirt."
Family Guy
"I said, "Give me your wallet.""
Family Guy
"This is a crappy wallet. You have bad stuff."
Family Guy
"and there's garbage piling up in the streets."
Family Guy
"I don't know what happened, Brian."
Family Guy
"He'll know what to do."
Family Guy
"Mr. Pewterschmidt. Mr. Pewterschmidt!"
Family Guy
"The stoplights ain't working."
Family Guy
"Make it blue. That's always been the deal!"
Family Guy
"Well, maybe we need to look out for each other."
Family Guy
"CARTER: Wait, before you go, take two steps to the left."
Family Guy
"Look up. Okay, smile."
Family Guy
"People of Quahog, I have something to say."
Family Guy
"Now that we've freed ourselves from the terrible shackles of government,"
Family Guy
"(ALL GRUMBLING)"
Family Guy
"And since we can't spend all our time making rules,"
Family Guy
"Poor people will give a little bit of money,"
Family Guy
"(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)"
Family Guy
"Now, it won't be perfect."
Family Guy
"That's okay, 'cause later we're going to have more elections,"
Family Guy
"and we can use those elections to get rid of the bad guys"
Family Guy
"and replace them with good guys,"
Family Guy
"and then the system will just keep going on and on, just like that."
Family Guy
"(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)"
Family Guy
"(SINGING) It seems today that all you see"
Family Guy
"Laugh and cry"
Family Guy
"Looks like your customers are coming back."
Family Guy
"Excuse me. I'm kind of in a hurry."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! Are you okay?"
Family Guy
"God, I hope Alan doesn't find out."
Family Guy
"Hey, forget that klutz."
Family Guy
"Hmm. Maybe this one."
Family Guy
"No!"
Family Guy
"Ah, cool. Hey, Mort, what's this thing?"
Family Guy
"Oh, that? That's my "Come in, we're open" sign."
Family Guy
"- No, it's a sign. - Wish I had one of those."
Family Guy
"comes the riveting sequel, "Gone Severely Disabled Baby Gone.""
Family Guy
"Okay, but, you know, do what you can, but seriously, don't, like, kill yourself."
Family Guy
"Oh, and if you do find her, honk this horn a couple times."
Family Guy
"It's the only way to get her to stop biting you."
Family Guy
"(HAMMERING)"
Family Guy
"Peter, what are you doing?"
Family Guy
"I'm just putting up my new sign."
Family Guy
"Don't put that thing on our door."
Family Guy
"Oh, why? So you can hog it while you're doing laundry?"
Family Guy
"- No way. - Peter, we're not a business."
Family Guy
"- Hey, I saw your sign. So, you're open? - That's right."
Family Guy
"- What do you do? - What do you need?"
Family Guy
"- Milk. - We have milk."
Family Guy
"Peter, I told you, I don't like all these strangers walking around in our house."
Family Guy
"They're not strangers, Lois. They are our valued customers."
Family Guy
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