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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Steps on a Crack! (S03E03)

"Well, she's here, and she brought corn pudding."
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"Jacqueline, I don't know what looks more delicious,"
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"You're gonna have to get braces again."
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"Oh, Meemaw and Russ."
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"So that is what she looks like."
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"No, the only Korn I like is the band that played at my wedding."
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"He's a loser, Jacqueline."
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"even if it means you hate me,"
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"Look, you were right."
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"because the world won't let you do it like a man."
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"or that people are obsessed with how women look."
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"Because of the tear gas."
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"I've still got a bomb."
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"Not giving up is the female orca,"
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"genetically our closest cousin."
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"with a pack of loyal sisters"
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"for hunting, defense, and invariably pleasure."
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"...that in the wilds of every continent,"
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"that makes any sense."
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"It's gonna be so quiet."
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"I'm sorry. Something came up."
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"picking up his Titus.""
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"I stole wine."
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"There wouldn't be any pimps."
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"Now, I like the orca part,"
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"Hi, I'm Gretchen."
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"- Good night, everybody! - Good night!"
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"'cause I've definitely smelt what I know Titus dealt."
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"It's silly, like..."
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"thinking every van I see is gonna kidnap me."
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"- Get in the van, Kimmy. - Never!"
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"- Ms. Schmidt. - It is clobbering time!"
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"Ms. Schmidt... FBI. We need your help."
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"Oh, Christmas. I am so sorry."
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"I think she broke my back."
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"I need you, Lillian."
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"Lillian!"
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"Oh, well, I see you finally found"
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"And, God, you two are boring."
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"When are you gonna do it already?"
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"I have a cold, and Kimmy went to get me medicine,"
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"and she's not back, and I hate her."
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"Well, you know how she gets when she goes to the drugstore."
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"She starts giggling at the diarrhea medicine,"
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"It's a whole thing."
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"Hey,"
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"whatever you got looks like worse than a cold."
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"despite several taste tests indicating it is not."
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"And these bruises. Bumps too."
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"You got it all."
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"A fortune teller told me she was going to kill me"
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"Let's find a computer."
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"Okay, here we go."
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"Uh, rash..."
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"Bumps. What else?"
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"Everyone lies online, Lillian."
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"Hmm."
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"Ooh, fever, swollen joints."
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"What is it?"
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"- enough fruits and vegetables. - Sex with riverboat captains?"
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"Fruits and vegetables?"
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"Right?"
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"Gretchen?"
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"Yesterday we received some intelligence"
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"I can't get into specifics,"
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"What do you want me to do?"
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"Maybe someone she knows can help talk her out."
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"Cyndee Pokorny and Donna Maria Nuñez already tried,"
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"Gretchen, don't do anything you're gonna regret!"
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"but then you get home, and then..."
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"You know what? I'm gonna get bangs."
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"Only local media?"
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"Are you serious?"
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"I didn't come all the way out here"
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"I'll do what I can."
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"Ms. Chalker mentioned that."
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"He was made of cans, and I had the magnet."
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"Oh, you caught me mid-laugh."
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"Oh..."
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"Breathe into my mouth."
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"Oh!"
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"I can see Russ finally"
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"I think it was part of the car."
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"Could I tempt either of you with a bourbon?"
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"Oh, I don't know. Are we raging alcoholics?"
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"It affects our lives!"
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"No offense."
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"So how long are you in town?"
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"We got to blimp back to D.C. after the engagement party."
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"Which Mara sister is Flash marrying again,"
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"Kate or Rooney?"
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"Oh, no, he wasn't that lucky."
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"He got the third one, Mara Mara."
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""Mara" is the only word she can say."
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"But it's great for the families."
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"We own the Redskins. They own the Giants."
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"Papa John is gonna officiate."
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"They're registered at Modell's, FYI."
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"Oh, one simply has to go to Mo's."
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"Jacqueline,"
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"we are so glad that you're part of the family now"
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"We want to be sure that you know"
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"...you'll be taken care of."
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"You'll have access to his trust fund,"
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"and to the family Jet..."
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"magazine subscription."
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"Well, thank you,"
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"Because that was some great acting."
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"You don't have to pretend with us."
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"The only reason anyone would marry Russ"
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"is because he's rich."
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"I mean, even our wives are in it for the money,"
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"and we're handsome."
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"The other day my wife spent a million dollars on a painting."
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"Well, at least your wife is still hot."
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"Oh, oh, as you approach the house,"
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"rattle a can of change or something"
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"just in case Mara Mara's in the bushes."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Oh."
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