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Clips from The Simpsons - The Fight Before Christmas (S22E22)

"I've always believed in you even when others didn't."
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"Can you help save our family Christmas?"
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"Marge Simpson."
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"Marge Simpson, I'm on my way."
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"Wake up, Marge."
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"Magical memories don't make themselves."
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"Martha Stewart!"
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"How did you get in here?"
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"A picket fence stood on its end"
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"A smattering of pinecones."
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"And with a little bit of work, this wedding dress"
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"can make a great dust ruffle."
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"B-But I was gonna-- oh... Ooh!"
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"So this stuff will just shampoo out, huh?"
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"Why would you want to shampoo it out?"
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"Me and Milhouse had a snowball fight,"
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"then an ice-ball fight, then a fight-fight."
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"You boys want to play soldier?"
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"I can't think of a better way to spend Jesus's birthday."
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"I'm not sure I like where this is going."
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"Well, I'm not sure anyone asked your opinion."
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"Squeeze your shoulder blades together."
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"Now march, and after an hour you can relax"
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"with some hand-shaved hot cocoa"
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"and a trial subscription to Martha Stewart Living."
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"Yay!"
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"And out. Ms. Stewart,"
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"I made a star for the tree out of discarded water bottles."
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"Lovely, dear, except I would have soaked"
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"the labels off with warm water."
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"Then I would have melted the plastic down"
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"in the double boiler"
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"and poured it into a candy mold."
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"And finally, I wouldn't have presented it quite so proudly."
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"I'll go outside and make snow angels."
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"Lie face down"
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"and your beautiful smile will be molded into the snow."
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"Okay."
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"Now this is a challenge."
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"There, a slumbering hubby"
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"is now a traditional Christmas tableau."
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"Copyright Martha Stewart."
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"He's starting to wake up."
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"A little of my Hubby's Holiday Helper"
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"Don't worry, Marge, it's a good thing."
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"There, there."
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"Martha, the house looks beautiful."
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"It's like Christmas with a childless gay couple."
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"without my family being themselves."
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"Well, thanks for wasting my time."
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"I'll just wave my magic wand"
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"and turn everything back the way it was."
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"You have a magic wand?"
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"Yes, I made it myself."
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"Take an old car antenna, marinate it overnight"
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"in the tears of a heartbroken leprechaun, bake at 350"
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"till a rainbow shoots out of the oven, and there you go."
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"I guess I'll never have a perfect Christmas."
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"Merry Christmas, Mom!"
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"We brought you breakfast in bed."
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"Now we just have to make it."
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"♪ It's beginning to look a lot like ♪"
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"♪ Everywhere you go ♪"
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"♪ You'll be oh so pleased ♪"
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"♪ When the OJ is freshly-squeezed ♪"
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"♪ And the toast is made from homemade-- d'oh! ♪"
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"♪ We're gonna go out for breakfast ♪"
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"♪ We'll go out to eat ♪"
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"♪ It'll be any place you choose, as long as it's run by Jews ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause they don't think this holiday's so great. ♪"
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"♪ Aloha'oe, aloha'oe ♪"
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"Hurry up, kids. We got to get to the airport."
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"Did you get a good house sitter?"
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones..."
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"Ooh, cookies!"
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"Great at the chewing, not so hot at the swallowing."
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"Hey, baby, it's Moe."
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"Calling youse from my new bachelor pad"
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"at 742 Evergreen Terrace."
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"Yeah, okay, sugar plum, I'll see you soon."
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"Hey, get this off. Hey, get this off!"
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"Now nothing stands between us and sunny Hawa..."
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"Merry Humbug, everyone."
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"I got the week off by telling Mr. Burns"
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"I had a neck injury."
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"Mr. Burns, why'd you come to see me?"
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"Well, last night, I had a visit from three spirits."
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"I wish this show had a visit from three new writers."
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"Carpetbags and portmanteaus?"
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"Hey, guys, uh, you'll need this on your trip to Hawaii... aah!"
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"Not a goblin."
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"Coming!"
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"Homer, give me back my tree!"
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"Well, I won't interrupt your holiday any longer."
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"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good--"
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"What are you people doing in my boyfriend Moe's bachelor pad?"
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"That's right, she's into puppets."
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"Just what's going on here?"
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"No, it's not."
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"I just told a lie so we could go to Hawaii."
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"You lied to me."
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"Release the hounds."
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"Oh, they'll be here any minute."
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"We, uh, blew the budget on Katy Perry."
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"D'oh."
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"Someone totally needs a hug."
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"I kissed a girl and I liked it."
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"All is forgiven, Simpsons."
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"Oh, man, not the lame-o "12 Days of Christmas.""
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"Of course not."
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"I want to sing the original, unabridged"
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""39 Days Of Christmas.""
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"And-a one and-a two..."
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"♪ 39 fops a-fopping ♪"
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"♪ 38 fishwives hawking ♪"
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"♪ 36 bootblacks buffing ♪"
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"♪ 35 buskers busking ♪"
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"♪ 34 something something ♪"
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"♪ 33 alchemists transmuting ♪"
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"♪ 32 Dutchmen plotting ♪"
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