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Clips from Modern Family - Fizbo (S01E01)

"Which, by the way, he was fine with. He's one of those kids,"
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"And we made the mistake of putting it in a gift bag."
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"We can't get it right. No."
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"for the first time in I don't even know how long."
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"Yes. Yes. And we'll order a whole bunch of pizzas..."
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"- A what? - A crafts table."
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"Sorry. I fell asleep while you were describing the most boring party ever."
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"[Man] ♪ Hey, hey ♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪"
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"Hey, Phil. Are, uh, you getting a clown for today?"
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"- Has he ever seen a good one? - Has- Has anyone? [Chuckles]"
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"Okay. Yep. See you later."
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"- No clown? No- No clown? - Let it go."
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"This is not our party. But I just-"
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"Well, this is one area in which you've done pretty well."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Hey, has anyone ever gotten hurt on one of these things?"
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"So just relax. Grab a snow cone."
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"Mom, just so you know, Dylan cannot have mayonnaise."
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"Girls. Hey. Hey."
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"I know. I know."
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"How could you not? You combined the two things that kids love the most-"
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"I'm kidding!"
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"Oh. Cam. Uh-"
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"I've known I wanted to be a clown..."
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"Um, as a matter of fact, by the time I was a teenager,"
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"There are four types of clowns-"
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"And he's gonna get that from his weird gay clown uncle?"
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"[Kids Shouting] If this tape is found in the future,"
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"Lesson learned. Don't stand- Don't stand there."
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"She's so cute."
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"We have to stop meeting like this."
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"- Move. - You kind of just bumped me with your car."
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"Oh. It's so peaceful and quiet over here."
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"Actually, I came to give you this."
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"It's your favorite flavor- blue."
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"I've been combing it all day."
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"- So, does anyone wanna pet the iguana? - Hells, yeah. Oh, man."
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"What's his name? Her name is Lizzy."
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"You don't deserve this."
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"What? Hot reptile chick."
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"You know, probably has her own apartment,"
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"[No Audible Dialogue]"
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"Now comes the fun part. Rappel down."
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"It's really high."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody!"
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"Except clowns."
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"I am not really sure where the fear comes from."
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"Hey, who likes balloon animals? I do! I do!"
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"What? Yeah. Just have kind of a complicated relationship with clowns."
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"I'm still growing. Give me a break."
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"That's quite an impressive getup you got there."
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"[Laughing] That's good."
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"[Balloon Pops]"
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"[Tanya] No. I just keep 'em at my place. That's awesome."
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"I only have a cat. Yeah? I used to have a cat."
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"but seriously, he's still talking to her."
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"[Laughs] You're so funny."
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"Sweetie, that does not look safe. Don't worry."
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"Oh, my God. You are not making comb sheaths."
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"I would've totally tanked this party."
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"- What the hell? Oh! - [Crossbow Fires]"
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"[Claire] Calm down. What happened? We fired the crossbow."
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"No, I know. Oh, my God. It's right there. [Kids Screaming]"
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"[Claire] Who else is in there? Get out!"
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"[Yelling]"
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"No, Manny, don't go in! ¡Por favor!"
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"I must!"
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"[Luke] Ow! My arm!"
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"Hey, hey. What happened?"
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"[Haley] You poor thing."
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"After a few weeks, they start to smell. [Gloria] Ew!"
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"You are so weird, you know that?"
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"Can I sign it? Sure."
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"Hey. Me first. Here."
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"that led to Luke breaking his arm, I probably would've said no."
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"[Mitchell] Wow. I can't do this."
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"Oh, that's good stuff."
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"I don't care how pretty she is or how many stupid reptiles she has."
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"[Screams]"
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"Do we know anything? No. They're in there now with the doctor."
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"We're lucky though. The paramedics said it could have been a lot worse."
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"My God, how did this even happen?"
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"There he is. Big day's coming up."
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"- What do you want for your birthday, big dog? - It's okay. I'm good."
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"Come on. Sky's the limit. Dream big, my boy."
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"- Well, I guess I could use a belt. - A belt?"
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"Yeah, you're right. I don't need it."
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"Extension cord works pretty good."
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"[Exhales]"
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"Every year, Luke's birthday falls right around Thanksgiving,"
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"and so it gets lost in the holiday shuffle."
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"One year we forgot completely, and we had to improvise a cake of stuffing."
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"you get him a gift and all he wants to do is play with the box."
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"Yeah, one year we actually just got him a box, a really nice box."
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"So he played with the gift bag."
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"- I feel terrible. We gotta do something. - Oh, yeah."
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"Um, well, you know, the family is gonna be together for Thanksgiving..."
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"and throw Luke the best birthday party of all time."
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"and set up an arts and crafts table."
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"You know, where everybody gathers around and they make stuff, and then bam!"
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"- They got their own party favor. - [Snores]"
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"[Chuckles]"
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"Ow!"
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"See you in a few hours. Yeah. Thanks again for the karaoke machine."
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"- I'll get it back to you right after the party. - That'd be great."
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"[Whispers] Please don't. I beg you. Don't bring it back. Okay."
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"Oh, no. Luke's not much of a clown fan."
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"- Really? - Yeah. He never liked 'em."
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"Really. So anyway, thanks again."
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"Who throws a party without a clown?"
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"Since the late '30s, I'd say most people."
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"You know what? We haven't gotten Luke a present yet."
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"If Phil and Claire wanted to get Luke a clown, they would've."
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"This is not our party. But-"
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"Fine. What would you suggest we get him then, hmm?"
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"A gift card? Yeah."
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"Hey, Gloria, you got any idea how to wrap one of these things?"
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"Is that a crossbow? Yeah. Am I the greatest grandpa in the world or what?"
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"We can't give Luke a crossbow."
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