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Clips from Crazyhead - Shave the Cat (S01E01)

"She's dead."
Crazyhead
"Then you're..."
Crazyhead
"Half demon."
Crazyhead
"She's coming along nicely."
Crazyhead
"I'm gonna catch ya I'm gonna get ya, get ya"
Crazyhead
"I wanna taste the way that you bleed, oh"
Crazyhead
"You're my kill of the night."
Crazyhead
"You killed me, you silly bitch."
Crazyhead
"You should probably say something."
Crazyhead
"You - you were dead... You died..."
Crazyhead
"How weird is that? You were possessed."
Crazyhead
"We - we were trying to get that thing out of you."
Crazyhead
"Yeah? Well, you suck at it. Big time."
Crazyhead
"You're alive?"
Crazyhead
"Look at this shit."
Crazyhead
"I'm hungry."
Crazyhead
"What happened to you? You mean after I died?"
Crazyhead
"My head was pounding - the worst migraine."
Crazyhead
"Jesus. Did you have to bury me so far from home?"
Crazyhead
"Seriously. It took me forever."
Crazyhead
"Pasta with a tomato and garlic sauce. A few capers..."
Crazyhead
"There is. Most of it's on the floor."
Crazyhead
"I think that's you."
Crazyhead
"We should go to hospital, and get you checked out."
Crazyhead
"I'm sorry... I'm so sorry."
Crazyhead
"I forgive you. It all worked out."
Crazyhead
"Are you wearing a different perfume?"
Crazyhead
"We're in bed. We're snuggling."
Crazyhead
"Are you naked? Is she naked?"
Crazyhead
"No. No-one is naked. Suzanne's alive. She came back to life."
Crazyhead
"'I don't know. People coming back from the dead."
Crazyhead
"I can come over and check her out."
Crazyhead
"You hold me like you want me to stay"
Crazyhead
"You only want to keep me from running away"
Crazyhead
"She will suck you dry."
Crazyhead
"Ugh. Call me."
Crazyhead
"Suzanne!"
Crazyhead
"Trust me. She's alive. I had her breathing on my neck all night. I barely slept at all."
Crazyhead
"Revenants crave the life force they lost when they died, so they're not all..."
Crazyhead
"Maybe it takes a while to kick in. It's like your period. It's all peaches and cream, and then - Boom!"
Crazyhead
"Suzanne?!"
Crazyhead
"It was heaven."
Crazyhead
"That milk is spilt."
Crazyhead
"Now unless you like licking floors, you have to move on,"
Crazyhead
"We keep her snacked up on animal blood."
Crazyhead
"We take her out to the countryside, where there's no people,"
Crazyhead
"Seriously? That's the plan? You want to go camping?"
Crazyhead
"Hey, Suzanne. How are you?"
Crazyhead
"You brought a canoe? You said pack for camping."
Crazyhead
"Demon prick. Where?"
Crazyhead
"Raquel can set us all free, we can come out of the closet,"
Crazyhead
"a ridiculously sexy, blood-sucking monster."
Crazyhead
"Not at all."
Crazyhead
"..about your dad."
Crazyhead
"You just worry about finding a cure, OK?"
Crazyhead
"I was looking for Raquel Francis."
Crazyhead
"What's this about?"
Crazyhead
"Do you er, would you ever think about selling?"
Crazyhead
"Wait. Raquel told me she's been going to all of her appointments."
Crazyhead
"You know, she talks about you a lot,"
Crazyhead
"They're in Lymebridge."
Crazyhead
"You find her or I'll cut off your genitals"
Crazyhead
"This is the only place you get any bars. Yeah?"
Crazyhead
"I don't think so, cos I don't like your face."
Crazyhead
"I'm sorry I startled you."
Crazyhead
"Oh, shit. 'When playing with spirits things can go really...'"
Crazyhead
"'..really, really...'"
Crazyhead
"What are you finding so funny? Sorry, it's just a friend of mine."
Crazyhead
"unwilling, or unable to do. Could shave her."
Crazyhead
"His girlfriend? Shave the cat numb-nuts."
Crazyhead
"It's the hair that causes the allergy."
Crazyhead
"A bald cat? Yeah, that could work."
Crazyhead
"Good choice. Tangy lime."
Crazyhead
"You probably think that's a bit weird."
Crazyhead
"I'm just here with some friends,"
Crazyhead
"just hanging out, camping."
Crazyhead
"It's fine. I'll shut up and mind my own business."
Crazyhead
"OK."
Crazyhead
"If you're half-human half-demon, it seems you act like a bridge."
Crazyhead
"My mum always said,"
Crazyhead
""Raquel, take your head out your arse and do your homework.""
Crazyhead
"So there's this cute little boy, Max."
Crazyhead
"He says, "Please, Daddy, I'm scared.""
Crazyhead
""There's someone in my bed.""
Crazyhead
"What? No! It was before IVF."
Crazyhead
"There weren't loads of freaky little twins running about."
Crazyhead
"Just some big secret you want to keep to yourself. That's fine."
Crazyhead
"It's incredibly rude, but it's fine."
Crazyhead
"It's when you've got two blokes and... I can guess."
Crazyhead
"We'll stop staring when you tell us what disgusting,"
Crazyhead
"Come on, Amy. Just tell us."
Crazyhead
"He wore glasses."
Crazyhead
"It's fine. I saw him the other day in the supermarket."
Crazyhead
"Night."
Crazyhead
"So tell me what's wrong with feeling?"
Crazyhead
"Right. Early bird."
Crazyhead
"You don't have to sit your boney arse all the way over there,"
Crazyhead
"It's a whole new world."
Crazyhead
"It's just until we find a cure."
Crazyhead
"It hurts."
Crazyhead
"I can't do that."
Crazyhead
"Hello?"
Crazyhead
"Will you hurry! I'm going to piss myself."
Crazyhead
"Suzanne!"
Crazyhead
"Suzanne!"
Crazyhead
"I've seen this."
Crazyhead
"If it wasn't you, who was it?"
Crazyhead
"So she can get your number, so she can facetime you."
Crazyhead
"Who is that?"
Crazyhead
"Definitely."
Crazyhead
"Amy?"
Crazyhead
"Jake?"
Crazyhead
"It hurts. All right, I get it."
Crazyhead
"What happened? You're bleeding."
Crazyhead
"Suzanne. She was feeding on me."
Crazyhead
"They took her. She was going to suck me dry."
Crazyhead
"The demon pricks."
Crazyhead
"Where am I? Well, I guess you'd call it my luxury apartment."
Crazyhead
"I sound like a pretentious dick, don't I?"
Crazyhead
"Well, that is a question with more than one answer."
Crazyhead
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