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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Det. Dave Majors (S02E02)

"Maybe it wasn't her. If he had a twin sister..."
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"If Rosa had a twin,"
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"Wait. Hold it. Stop."
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"How come none of you teased her about it?"
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"You guys are unbelievable."
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"I once wore a tie with a splash of purple."
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"You guys called me Mr. Grapes for two years."
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"Oh, Mr. Grapes."
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"I forgot about Mr. Grapes."
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"Well, yeah, but you'd look like a My Little Pony with a gun."
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"and you're playing a pink lady."
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"If Boyle was wearing a pink shirt."
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"What's happening?"
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"And?"
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"It's gorgeous."
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"I wish I could pull that off"
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"Yeah, nice try, Mr. Grapes."
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"Mr. Grapes."
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"Mr. Grapes!"
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"of check cashing locations in our precinct."
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"They also hit several locations in the Nine-Three,"
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"Detective David Majors is already on the case."
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"Whoa, Dave Majors?"
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"Seriously?"
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"Who's that?"
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"He's The best detective in the NYPD, myself included."
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"His arrest numbers are staggering."
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"His conviction rate is magnificent."
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"He is blotter dynamite."
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"I'm just hanging out with you guys."
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"Great, but what's his body like"
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"on a scale from Charles to Terry?"
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"Sorry, buddy."
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"What?"
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"I'm the ten."
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"Sure you are."
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"You know, the one who's always reaching for Cooperstown?"
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"Love her."
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"Well, I need someone to partner up with him."
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"- Ooh, me, me, me, me, me. - Oh, I'll do it."
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"Sir, please let the record show"
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"And it is that level of eagle-eyed observation"
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"Enough. You can both work the case."
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"Also, I fear any other decision I make"
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"Good call, sir."
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"Vote for Jake. Vote for Jake."
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"- Dismissed. - Yeah."
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"Code Chartreuse."
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"Disappointing."
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""Code Chartreuse" means "the recruiter"
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"from Copperhead Security, Gary Shaw, is here.""
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"When he makes his offer, I know just what I'll say:"
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"Of course, it is a crater on Mars."
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"It's meant to be devastating."
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"Captain Holt, good to see you."
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"Mr. Shaw, let's just cut to the chase:"
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"Of course, it is a crater on Mars."
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"A member of your squad reached out to me,"
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"a Sergeant Terry Jeffords."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, I see."
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"There's my guy Terry the tank."
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"Terry called him? He's shaking Terry's hand."
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"Now I'm just describing everything that's happening?"
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"I do not know."
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"And now Captain Holt doesn't know."
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"Well, well, well, what do we have here?"
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"Oh, Majors isn't here yet?"
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"I wasted all that coolness on a bunch of nobodies."
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"Jake, he's a highly decorated detective."
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"He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglass choreography."
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"He's gonna be too distracted by my notebook flip."
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"Well, well, well, what do we have here?"
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"You mean here in my notebook?"
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"I looked into the baby masks the perps were wearing,"
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"and no stores in the tri-state area sell them."
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"Reminds me of a murder I worked a few years back."
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"We couldn't figure out where he bought them."
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"from human skin."
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"were once somebody's face... faces."
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"That's true, Peralta."
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"I think about that every day."
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"Juicy. Juicy."
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"- Good call. Good call. - Yep, yep, yep."
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"Tight, tight, tight, tight, tight."
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"I still have eight sunglass moves"
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"locked and loaded."
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"Make that nine."
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"A-whee."
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"So how was lunch?"
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"It was good."
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"I had the T-bone with..."
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"I don't give a crap about the food."
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"He gave me the hard sell."
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"Look at all this swag I got:"
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"Puffy vest, carabiner..."
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"Terry, carabiners suck."
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"You can have anything you want from Amy's desk."
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"Yeah."
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"Gary made me an offer:"
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"Better hours, great benefits, a serious pay raise,"
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"my own office... with walls."
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"No, Terry loves walls."
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"I'm seriously considering saying yes"
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"Do you know how much diapers cost?"
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"- It's not just about me. - Exactly."
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"It's about me and how you are abandoning me to these squares."
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"Look at all these baby masks."
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"Looks like someone's due for a spanking from Papa Law."
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"three weeks ago and dumped here yesterday."
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"Talk about a curbside drop-off."
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"We're working a case here, Amy. It's not Showtime at the Apollo."
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"Great point. Thank you so much, Jake."
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"called The Keychain."
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"Actually, they were due two weeks ago."
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"Well, that is a horrible surprise."
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"But the point is, drink sounds good."
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"Oh, my gah."
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"This place is amazing."
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"My cholesterol is uh-terrible."
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