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Clips from Please Like Me - Degustation (S04E04)

You'd better bloody get onto it.

"You'd better bloody get onto it."

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Yes, it's just that Tom's still in it.

"Yes, it's just that Tom's still in it."

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Who do you think will be moving in?

"Who do you think will be moving in?"

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Okay, just make sure you interview them

"Okay, just make sure you interview them"

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before you give them the room.

"before you give them the room."

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- I know, Dad. - (ALAN) Girls are neat.

"- I know, Dad. - (ALAN) Girls are neat."

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- Are they? - No, they're not.

"- Are they? - No, they're not."

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Make sure they sign the lease

"Make sure they sign the lease"

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Yes! Dad, I know all this.

"Yes! Dad, I know all this."

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Why do you think I don't know all this, okay? I know, yeah?

"Why do you think I don't know all this, okay? I know, yeah?"

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Why do you always have to pre-empt my mistakes?

"Why do you always have to pre-empt my mistakes?"

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Can't I do the thing

"Can't I do the thing"

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and if something goes wrong, I'll deal with it?

"and if something goes wrong, I'll deal with it?"

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You're always getting annoyed at me

"You're always getting annoyed at me"

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I think you need to calm down a bit, Josh.

"I think you need to calm down a bit, Josh."

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Well, it's just never ending. It's just always.

"Well, it's just never ending. It's just always."

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Insufferable.

"Insufferable."

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Well, I have to pre-empt your mistakes

"Well, I have to pre-empt your mistakes"

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because I'm the one who pays when it all goes tits up!

"because I'm the one who pays when it all goes tits up!"

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Actually just not true, okay?

"Actually just not true, okay?"

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I haven't asked for your help lately.

"I haven't asked for your help lately."

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Sometimes you turn up and get cranky,

"Sometimes you turn up and get cranky,"

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but I've not asked you for nothin'.

"but I've not asked you for nothin'."

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Well, I do because I'm the bloody landlord!

"Well, I do because I'm the bloody landlord!"

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Okay, I... I... Okay, stop it.

"Okay, I... I... Okay, stop it."

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Now, putting aside when you're a bit of a brat with your dad,

"Now, putting aside when you're a bit of a brat with your dad,"

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you're a great person, Josh.

"you're a great person, Josh."

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(SIGHS)

"(SIGHS)"

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No, you are.

"No, you are."

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Now, I don't know if we just got lucky

"Now, I don't know if we just got lucky"

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or if I owe your dad and Aunty Peg

"or if I owe your dad and Aunty Peg"

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more credit than I ever gave them.

"more credit than I ever gave them."

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It definitely wasn't my doing.

"It definitely wasn't my doing."

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And I just want to let you know how thankful I am for that.

"And I just want to let you know how thankful I am for that."

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(SNIFFS)

"(SNIFFS)"

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And that I'm very proud of you.

"And that I'm very proud of you."

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Okay. That was a lot.

"Okay. That was a lot."

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Well, no, I don't care.

"Well, no, I don't care."

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That's what you get for treating us just this nicely.

"That's what you get for treating us just this nicely."

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Okay, Dad, tell me everything you want to tell me about the house.

"Okay, Dad, tell me everything you want to tell me about the house."

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I was just going to say

"I was just going to say"

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that when you find someone to move in,

"that when you find someone to move in,"

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otherwise you'll be copping two for the price of one

"otherwise you'll be copping two for the price of one"

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and they'll be paying half price.

"and they'll be paying half price."

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I have something to tell you.

"I have something to tell you."

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Oh, you've already said quite a lot.

"Oh, you've already said quite a lot."

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- I'm still in love with your dad. - No, you're not.

"- I'm still in love with your dad. - No, you're not."

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- (ROSE) Yes, I am. - You are not.

"- (ROSE) Yes, I am. - You are not."

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- I'm still in love with him. - Actually you're not.

"- I'm still in love with him. - Actually you're not."

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Because it's a thing you tell people

"Because it's a thing you tell people"

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and I don't have that many people I can tell.

"and I don't have that many people I can tell."

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Mmm...

"Mmm..."

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No. Mum, ab-so-lute-ly not.

"No. Mum, ab-so-lute-ly not."

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No, I won't, all right? I won't. Stop looking so scared.

"No, I won't, all right? I won't. Stop looking so scared."

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Oh, I mean, how?

"Oh, I mean, how?"

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He's a fully grown adult

"He's a fully grown adult"

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and he's completely befuddled that things happen.

"and he's completely befuddled that things happen."

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He's just shocked that things in life occur.

"He's just shocked that things in life occur."

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Oh, I'm not longing for him.

"Oh, I'm not longing for him."

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I mean, I don't want anything to change.

"I mean, I don't want anything to change."

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It's just a nice feeling to feel love for someone

"It's just a nice feeling to feel love for someone"

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and I don't feel it very often

"and I don't feel it very often"

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and, look, I actually remember why I loved him.

"and, look, I actually remember why I loved him."

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And I feel it and you gave me wine,

"And I feel it and you gave me wine,"

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and I am indulging in my love for your dad.

"and I am indulging in my love for your dad."

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Ooh! So sorry. Sorry.

"Ooh! So sorry. Sorry."

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God, they're flash bathrooms.

"God, they're flash bathrooms."

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They've got mirrors on every side of the cubicle.

"They've got mirrors on every side of the cubicle."

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I felt like I was pissing into infinity. (LAUGHS)

"I felt like I was pissing into infinity. (LAUGHS)"

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You're looking very slim, Rose.

"You're looking very slim, Rose."

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Sorry, I mean, yeah, okay. Yep, you look good.

"Sorry, I mean, yeah, okay. Yep, you look good."

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He's just jealous of the compliment.

"He's just jealous of the compliment."

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- Thanks, Dad. - Josh.

"- Thanks, Dad. - Josh."

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- You should see the toilets. - No, I don't need to.

"- You should see the toilets. - No, I don't need to."

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- Honestly, go on! - I don't need to go!

"- Honestly, go on! - I don't need to go!"

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All right, all right.

"All right, all right."

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So back when you were five or six, a rainy day,

"So back when you were five or six, a rainy day,"

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and said, "Let's bake a cake."

"and said, "Let's bake a cake.""

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So we began with a little flour and some butter,

"So we began with a little flour and some butter,"

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some star anise and pistachios,

"some star anise and pistachios,"

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a little nutmeg, touch of cinnamon...

"a little nutmeg, touch of cinnamon..."

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(ROSE) Oh, this is wild! Ohh!

"(ROSE) Oh, this is wild! Ohh!"

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Of course, some milk.

"Of course, some milk."

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Ohh! (GIGGLES)

"Ohh! (GIGGLES)"

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And to finish, a few eggs.

"And to finish, a few eggs."

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Oh! (LAUGHS)

"Oh! (LAUGHS)"

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- Wow. Wow. - Ohh!

"- Wow. Wow. - Ohh!"

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- Mmm! - (ALL CRUNCH NUTS)

"- Mmm! - (ALL CRUNCH NUTS)"

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- Mmm! - Mmm!

"- Mmm! - Mmm!"

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Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm.

"Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm."

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Oh! Mmm!

"Oh! Mmm!"

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- Mmmm... Yeah. - Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.

"- Mmmm... Yeah. - Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm."

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It seems like your mum's in a really good place, doesn't it?

"It seems like your mum's in a really good place, doesn't it?"

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- Yeah, yeah, she seems good. - Yeah.

"- Yeah, yeah, she seems good. - Yeah."

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I don't think I've seen her this happy for years.

"I don't think I've seen her this happy for years."

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Yep, yeah, very healthy.

"Yep, yeah, very healthy."

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Josh, do you... do you think

"Josh, do you... do you think"

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maybe you could say something nice to your mum?

"maybe you could say something nice to your mum?"

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What do you mean? I took her to a 15-course meal.

"What do you mean? I took her to a 15-course meal."

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Yeah, no, I know. Yeah, it's nice.

"Yeah, no, I know. Yeah, it's nice."

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and maybe keep her in this mood if you could just,

"and maybe keep her in this mood if you could just,"

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you know, go out on a limb and say something from the heart.

"you know, go out on a limb and say something from the heart."

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There are real towels in the bathroom.

"There are real towels in the bathroom."

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Real, not paper.

"Real, not paper."

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(CHUCKLES) Right.

"(CHUCKLES) Right."

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Can I get you anything else? A tea or coffee?

"Can I get you anything else? A tea or coffee?"

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- Oh, God, no. - Ah, no, thank you, Ellie.

"- Oh, God, no. - Ah, no, thank you, Ellie."

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- I don't have any room left. - No, me neither.

"- I don't have any room left. - No, me neither."

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Would you like me to organise the bill?

"Would you like me to organise the bill?"

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- Yeah, thank you. - (DRUMS ON TABLETOP)

"- Yeah, thank you. - (DRUMS ON TABLETOP)"

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Um, Rose, Josh was just saying

"Um, Rose, Josh was just saying"

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some really nice things about you

"some really nice things about you"

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while you were in the bathroom.

"while you were in the bathroom."

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Weren't you, Josh?

"Weren't you, Josh?"

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Yep.

"Yep."

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and that's because I tend to think nice things unsaid

"and that's because I tend to think nice things unsaid"

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But I can see by the face that you're making right now

"But I can see by the face that you're making right now"

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- (ALAN CHUCKLES) - (JOSH) So...

"- (ALAN CHUCKLES) - (JOSH) So..."

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That would have been hard, right?

"That would have been hard, right?"

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Secondly, ah... you're a fun person.

"Secondly, ah... you're a fun person."

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