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Clips from Please Like Me - Degustation (S04E04)

Yeah, I feel like maybe you don't know that,

"Yeah, I feel like maybe you don't know that,"

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but the decisions you make, they're genuinely entertaining,

"but the decisions you make, they're genuinely entertaining,"

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especially when they're terrible

"especially when they're terrible"

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and that has always been

"and that has always been"

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the only prerequisite I have for a friend.

"the only prerequisite I have for a friend."

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Aww.

"Aww."

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Also, um, you're a good person

"Also, um, you're a good person"

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- When you're ready. - Whoa, Dad.

"- When you're ready. - Whoa, Dad."

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(CHUCKLES)

"(CHUCKLES)"

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Uh-uh, I just want to have a look.

"Uh-uh, I just want to have a look."

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- No... no. - Josh, you're being silly.

"- No... no. - Josh, you're being silly."

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- Come on. - No, please just give it to me.

"- Come on. - No, please just give it to me."

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- Please just let me have it. - (GASPS)

"- Please just let me have it. - (GASPS)"

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- $900? - What?!

"- $900? - What?!"

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- $900? - Yeah.

"- $900? - Yeah."

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Dad, I haven't bought you a Christmas present

"Dad, I haven't bought you a Christmas present"

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for, like, 25 years.

"for, like, 25 years."

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I can't believe this, Josh.

"I can't believe this, Josh."

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Don't worry about it because I'm paying.

"Don't worry about it because I'm paying."

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- You can't afford that. - Yes, I can.

"- You can't afford that. - Yes, I can."

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Oh, get fucked, you don't have a credit card.

"Oh, get fucked, you don't have a credit card."

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- I get points. - Do you?

"- I get points. - Do you?"

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I'm paying!

"I'm paying!"

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No, already have. You let me. You let me.

"No, already have. You let me. You let me."

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- She can't afford this. - Ohh! (LAUGHS)

"- She can't afford this. - Ohh! (LAUGHS)"

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This is the best $900 I have ever spent in my whole life!

"This is the best $900 I have ever spent in my whole life!"

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Are you kidding?

"Are you kidding?"

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- Thanks, Mum. - (CHUCKLES)

"- Thanks, Mum. - (CHUCKLES)"

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(ALAN) Oh, boy, oh, boy, I've... I've had too much to drink.

"(ALAN) Oh, boy, oh, boy, I've... I've had too much to drink."

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I can not drive home, so I'll probably get a parking ticket.

"I can not drive home, so I'll probably get a parking ticket."

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On top of everything else. Book me an Uber.

"On top of everything else. Book me an Uber."

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How will I get home if you're on my Uber?

"How will I get home if you're on my Uber?"

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- Book two. - You can't book two Ubers.

"- Book two. - You can't book two Ubers."

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- Just get a taxi. - (HANNAH) Nuh, get stuffed.

"- Just get a taxi. - (HANNAH) Nuh, get stuffed."

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Next time you send a video, get some skin out.

"Next time you send a video, get some skin out."

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I was waiting for a text to confirm my pizza.

"I was waiting for a text to confirm my pizza."

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- Call me tomorrow. - (ALAN) won't book me a car?

"- Call me tomorrow. - (ALAN) won't book me a car?"

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I thought people your age preferred getting taxis.

"I thought people your age preferred getting taxis."

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What the hell's that supposed to mean?

"What the hell's that supposed to mean?"

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Oh, I love you, darling.

"Oh, I love you, darling."

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Oh, thank you for an incredible night.

"Oh, thank you for an incredible night."

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Thank yourself.

"Thank yourself."

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I love you too, Alan.

"I love you too, Alan."

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I am so glad I got a chance to clean up the mess for a change.

"I am so glad I got a chance to clean up the mess for a change."

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It was not a mess.

"It was not a mess."

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Ah, Rose, do you need a lift home?

"Ah, Rose, do you need a lift home?"

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Ah, no. No, I'm going to catch the last train.

"Ah, no. No, I'm going to catch the last train."

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- 'Bye. - See ya.

"- 'Bye. - See ya."

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She probably shouldn't kiss me like that.

"She probably shouldn't kiss me like that."

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and I just I thought it'd be nice if I bought you guys dinner. Mm-hm?

"and I just I thought it'd be nice if I bought you guys dinner. Mm-hm?"

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- He didn't ask what we wanted. - It's a set menu.

"- He didn't ask what we wanted. - It's a set menu."

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or blackcurrants, just dark berries.

"or blackcurrants, just dark berries."

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- Ooh! - (ALAN) Ha ha.

"- Ooh! - (ALAN) Ha ha."

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But you're not too bad.

"But you're not too bad."

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It means I was bullied.

"It means I was bullied."

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(CLEARS THROAT AND SIGHS)

"(CLEARS THROAT AND SIGHS)"

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You have to be mindful. Just slow... Stop it!

"You have to be mindful. Just slow... Stop it!"

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Well, you aren't telling Dad. Absolutely not.

"Well, you aren't telling Dad. Absolutely not."

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a touch of baking powder,

"a touch of baking powder,"

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I used two just because.

"I used two just because."

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- What are you doing? - No, I'm paying.

"- What are you doing? - No, I'm paying."

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♪ Yeah, I'll be fine, yeah, yeah ♪

"♪ Yeah, I'll be fine, yeah, yeah ♪"

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and I didn't really understand it,

"and I didn't really understand it,"

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- (JOSH) Great. - (ROSE CONTINUES LAUGHING)

"- (JOSH) Great. - (ROSE CONTINUES LAUGHING)"

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Mmm!

"Mmm!"

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- (BURPS) Oh! Sorry. - (LAUGHS)

"- (BURPS) Oh! Sorry. - (LAUGHS)"

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beautiful flavours of vanilla,

"beautiful flavours of vanilla,"

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Um, just, um, thank you for keeping me alive.

"Um, just, um, thank you for keeping me alive."

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- But then he smoked meth. - Oh, that's not good, Josh.

"- But then he smoked meth. - Oh, that's not good, Josh."

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Yeah, why would you let me do that?

"Yeah, why would you let me do that?"

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Yeah, you can't beat Hitler.

"Yeah, you can't beat Hitler."

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(CHOKINGLY) You are a very special young man.

"(CHOKINGLY) You are a very special young man."

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slash, you know, scary to ask you again.

"slash, you know, scary to ask you again."

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I'm going to the toilet.

"I'm going to the toilet."

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that you would much prefer it if they were not unsaid.

"that you would much prefer it if they were not unsaid."

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Yeah. Right?

"Yeah. Right?"

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Dad, I think I have a confession to make.

"Dad, I think I have a confession to make."

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Oh, you're looking slim too...

"Oh, you're looking slim too..."

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(LAUGHS)

"(LAUGHS)"

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But, you know, I just think it would really make her day

"But, you know, I just think it would really make her day"

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- (BOTH) It's honeydew. - (SCOFFS)

"- (BOTH) It's honeydew. - (SCOFFS)"

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Okay, so, Mum, I've never said that really...

"Okay, so, Mum, I've never said that really..."

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that many genuine things about you, I guess,

"that many genuine things about you, I guess,"

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That's a once off, just that one year.

"That's a once off, just that one year."

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but it does get a really nice sense of structure

"but it does get a really nice sense of structure"

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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This is exactly what I was talking about before!

"This is exactly what I was talking about before!"

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- (LAUGHS) - Is this an intervention?

"- (LAUGHS) - Is this an intervention?"

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And then he's up at reception,

"And then he's up at reception,"

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- No, you weren't. Were you? - How do you not know this?

"- No, you weren't. Were you? - How do you not know this?"

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It's very gross. It is gross.

"It's very gross. It is gross."

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She looks healthy too.

"She looks healthy too."

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- No... - No, you are not!

"- No... - No, you are not!"

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that's been ageing for 13 months.

"that's been ageing for 13 months."

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No, this one's made entirely in steel,

"No, this one's made entirely in steel,"

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Actually, I'm surprised you weren't bullied at school.

"Actually, I'm surprised you weren't bullied at school."

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I was Cupid, obviously, okay? I mean, I had heart-shaped arrows.

"I was Cupid, obviously, okay? I mean, I had heart-shaped arrows."

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and make sure they direct debit the rent, no excuses.

"and make sure they direct debit the rent, no excuses."

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It doesn't matter. But you've never seen anything like them.

"It doesn't matter. But you've never seen anything like them."

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I don't like you on these apps.

"I don't like you on these apps."

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I'm not done listing bad things.

"I'm not done listing bad things."

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That would have been a hard thing.

"That would have been a hard thing."

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- Thank you. - Ohh.

"- Thank you. - Ohh."

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your mum set you up on the kitchen bench

"your mum set you up on the kitchen bench"

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What? What's going on?

"What? What's going on?"

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But, jeez, forget it, then. I'm sorry.

"But, jeez, forget it, then. I'm sorry."

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- Can I take your coat? - (ROSE) Oh! Yes.

"- Can I take your coat? - (ROSE) Oh! Yes."

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Well, it depends on the app.

"Well, it depends on the app."

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Not driving me to school in red tights seems easy enough.

"Not driving me to school in red tights seems easy enough."

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"..."

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