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Clips from Please Like Me - Degustation (S04E04)

"Josh was definitely the worst part of the relationship."
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"- (ROSE) No! - All right, okay."
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"- (ALAN LAUGHS) - Josh wasn't the worst part."
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"The affairs were the worst part."
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"(JOSH) Ooh-ah."
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"- (ROSE) What? No, it's fine. - I don't..."
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"I'm just saying, the reason we broke up were the affairs."
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"Other than that, he's all right."
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"I think there were a number of reasons for the separation."
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"Oh, yeah, you had reasons, I was a nightmare."
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"But, you know, the affairs, I couldn't look past them."
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"Have you seen his emu impression?"
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"Yep. Yeah, we've all seen the emu impression, haven't we?"
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"- Oh, he's doing it now. - (ROSE LAUGHS) Oh, no."
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"- (CHUCKLES) - (ROSE) Alan... (LAUGHS)"
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"Alan, sit down! (LAUGHS)"
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"- Sorry, Dan. - (ALAN) Sorry, Dan."
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"(ROSE LAUGHS)"
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"Sorry, sorry."
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"- Jesus fucking Christ. - Ooh."
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"Of course I was bullied at school."
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"Well, you never told us. Did he tell you?"
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"- I had a feeling. - I didn't need to tell you."
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"You saw me in school musicals."
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"Just 'cause you're in school musicals doesn't mean anything."
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"I did worry when you went to school in red tights."
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"I told you not to dress as a fairy."
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"- Well, what were we supposed to do? - Anything."
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"Oh, it was just so often, lovey."
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"It was the ritual theatre."
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"- The purple hair. The cheerleading. - Okay."
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"- The performing arts prefect. - Mm-hm."
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"- The accordion. The... - Yep. All right."
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"You had those full-body bathers."
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"Anyway, we were all bullied at school a bit, weren't we?"
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"- Were we? Were you? - Oh, yeah."
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"You were... Who bullied you?"
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"Nick Wasserman was constantly harassing me."
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"- How? - Always calling me stupid names."
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"- What did he call you? - Peaches."
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"- Peaches? - Peaches?"
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"On the bus, across the oval. Always Peaches."
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"I mean, that's not so bad, is it? Peaches. Delicious!"
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"Ah, excuse me, my name is Alan."
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"What did you call him? Just Nick?"
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"- Yeah. - Not Big Boy? Sugar Lips?"
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"- Nectarine? Nala? - No."
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"Did he do anything else to you apart from calling you Peaches?"
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"Sometimes he'd turn up at my house unannounced."
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"So your bully in school was a guy who gave you"
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"a delightful nickname and then sometimes wanted to hang out."
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"I don't think that boy was a bully, Peaches."
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"I think he was in love with you."
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"- (LAUGHS) - Ohh!"
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"Why are you so desperate to have been bullied?"
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"It's okay to have not been bullied."
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"- Mae bullies me. - (MUMBLES) No, she doesn't."
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"- Oh, Mae's not a bully. - Okay, she's not."
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"I just wanted to say that. I don't know why."
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"Are you two all right?"
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"No, it's good, it's good."
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"So you think you'll stay together?"
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"- Yeah, yeah. - Yes, you're staying together."
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"- Dad, you're staying together. - No, don't say that, Joshua."
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"Sometimes it's best to know when things are over"
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"and if they were to separate"
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"it's better to do it when Grace is young."
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"♪ Wah, wah, wah. Wah, wah, wah ♪"
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"Oh, fuck."
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"Ohh! Fuck off."
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"Oh, God, that's fucked in the head."
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"That's like North Korea but in a lychee."
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"It's like blood diamonds, you know?"
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"I'm going to list some other bad things now. Okay."
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"Um... income inequality."
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"Diabetes."
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"Cats. Cat people."
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"What about getting a pimple in your nostril?"
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"- Murder. - And speed cameras."
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"Murdering lots of people."
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"Vegans but not all the vegans, just quite a lot of them."
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"I haven't got one."
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"- Umm... - Oh, Josh, um..."
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"Ohh! I had something to tell you but I can't remember."
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"- Hitler! - Whoa, and we're done."
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"Oh, I remember."
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"- (CHUCKLES) - What? What is it?"
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"Okay, I just wanted to remind you"
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"that, um... you're shit at sports."
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"- (LAUGHS) - Brilliant. Funny."
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"Josh, have you heard from Hannah?"
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"Yeah, we've been texting."
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"- How is she? - Mmm. She's getting bees."
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"I suppose those bees"
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"will be easier to live with than me."
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"I couldn't live with Hannah, terrifying woman."
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"Just text her, okay?"
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"She's got room in her social calendar for you."
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"No, I'm too scared to see what she says."
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"Do you want to send her a little video message?"
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"(PHONE APP DINGS)"
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"- Hello, Hannah. - (LAUGHS)"
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"- Oh! It's a smelly one! - (LAUGHS)"
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"- Okay, I'm ready. - I'm already filming."
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"- Um, no, can we start again, Josh? - Nah."
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"No, Josh, I really want to start again."
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"- I'll edit it. - No, I don't..."
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"What am I going to say?"
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"What do you want to say?"
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"I'm sorry for being shit."
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"Well, then say that."
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"I'm sorry for being shit."
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"I hope you're well."
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"Brilliant. Good."
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"Beautiful performance."
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"You didn't edit that, did you?"
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"No. No. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Have you found someone to rent Tom's room yet?"
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"Oh, God, they're so far from moving out."
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"They're not good at doing "things"."
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