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Clips from The Office - Chair Model (S04E04)

"Nature."
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"I will quit."
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"Some of us like the walk more than others."
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"I thought I was just going to be picking out a chair."
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"But instead you found something to distract you from ever picking out a chair."
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"Have you ever seen this woman?"
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"I think that fate put this catalogue in my hands."
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"and kindly turn to Page 85?"
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"God!"
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"So, FYI, for those of you who're thinking about fixing me up"
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"as a template."
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"I thought you were engaged."
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"Nope. Stacy broke up with me."
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"What? God, that's terrible, man."
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"Hello, Oscar Mayer Weiner lover."
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"PHYLLIS: Michael? What?"
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"Nothing would ever get done in this office without a formal request, would it?"
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"Well, fine. Here goes."
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"And before that happens, I need to get laid."
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"Write legibly, people."
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"Because of the construction at W.B. Jones, half of us have to park in the satellite lot."
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"It's, like, a ten-minute walk. No, 30."
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"All right, all right, all right."
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"Okay, yes, that would be bad. Yes!"
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"That would be bad. Okay, so..."
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"I think it would be a good exercise for you guys to do it yourselves."
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"He can just deal with it."
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"Yeah, whatever."
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"Let's give this a try."
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"Because this batch was awful."
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"This one says "chair model"?"
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"I will find her, and I will bring her to you."
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"She's dead?"
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"God."
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"There we go."
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"Whatever, I just can't take Michael like this."
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"The bosses rarely meet."
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"Paul Faust of Disaster Kits Limited."
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"Grade A badass."
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"Kevin, I don't have time for this right now."
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"Thank you very much."
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"Well, I'm gonna head out."
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"is the name of me, and this is my associate, Mr. Kevin Malone."
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"W.B. Jones' construction guys park in our parking spaces every morning,"
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"My God."
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"After Stacy left, things did not go well for a while."
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"And it was hard to see..."
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"It's just nice to win one."
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"(DOOR CLOSES)"
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"I'll just move."
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"Who's gonna take you in? You're messy. You're a klutz, you spill everything."
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"Okay. Sure. Let's do it."
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"I'm not gonna move in with anyone unless I'm engaged."
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"Well, that's coming."
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"Oh, right now?"
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"It's happening. Okay."
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"And when it happens, it's going to kick your ass, Beesly."
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"I don't know, man. I was with Jan for so long..."
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"You know what you need?"
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"Closure."
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"You're right."
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"and she left before you could say goodbye. I think you need to say goodbye."
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"Hmm."
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"Come on. I'll drive."
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"Nice job."
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"Nice. Yeah."
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"You know, I used to think that"
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"But now I know that that's just silly."
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"Because she's dead."
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"You wait till next year's chair catalogue comes out,"
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"I don't know. I kind of hate all our regular places right now."
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"You know what? That one..."
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"Will you wait for me one second while I tie my shoe?"
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"We had lots of kids"
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"And then, can you have to dance"
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"No more rhythm and blues! No verdict was returned!"
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"are taking up some of the parking spaces we used to get."
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"So we had to park at a satellite parking lot over there."
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"Which just means we get to see more of our lovely street."
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"I've been here nine years,"
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"now all of a sudden I'm supposed to park half a mile away."
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"I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar."
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"As God is my witness, I will quit if this is not fixed."
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"Did you pick a new chair? It's been a while."
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"Pam, when I first opened this catalogue,"
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"Michael started the process of selecting a new chair about three weeks ago."
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"It's way better. It's one of these."
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"Her?"
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"The one in the really great mesh, black, high-back swivel chair?"
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"Look at her smile. It's the eyes. Look at her eyes. She's got..."
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"I don't know what it is, exactly. She dresses like a professional,"
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"and yet you know there is a side of her that could just curl up on a couch."
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"Or in a great chair."
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"Yeah, maybe, but..."
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"Remember, after my dinner party, when I said that I was swearing off women?"
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"I definitely remember your dinner party."
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"I think what I meant was that I am completely swearing off one woman."
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"Jan."
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"Actually, I put the catalogue in your hand, 'cause you have to pick out a new chair."
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"What is it like being single? I like it. I like"
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"starting each day with a sense of possibility."
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"And I'm optimistic,"
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"because every day I get a little more desperate,"
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"and desperate situations yield the quickest results."
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"Yo, is this his new chair?"
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"When Pam gets Michael's old chair, I get Pam's old chair."
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"Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go."
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"with any of your friends,"
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"use the woman on Page 85"
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"That will be all."
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"I left my cell phone in my car."
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"Call us when you get there, so we know you're okay."
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"Listen, man, I am completely over Jan."
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"So, would you set me up?"
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"If I had somebody to set you up with, Michael, then I'd take her for myself."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"She's crazy."
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"Are you still on good terms with any of her friends?"
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"She's... You don't deserve her."
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"All right."
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