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Clips from Seinfeld - The Implant (S04E04)

"Look, you idiot, first of all, it's Salman,not salmon."
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"Jerry, Jerry, you're missing the big picture."
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"All right. Maybe it is, but listen, I gotta get ready..."
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"...Sidra's coming over so if you don't mind-"
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"- What, did you ask her? - I'm gonna find out tonight."
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"Why do you need a death certificate?"
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"Well, Dr. Allenwood..."
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"...admittedly rudimentary scrapbook of her life."
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"Something that Betsy could have and hold on to."
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"Oh, that would be wonderful."
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"- Well, it's nice meeting you, George. - Likewise."
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"What are you doing?"
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"- What? - Did-?"
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"Did you just double dip that chip?"
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"Double dipped? What are you talking about?"
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"You dipped the chip. You took a bite..."
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"- So? - It's like putting your whole mouth..."
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"...right in the dip."
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"Well, I'm sorry, Timmy..."
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"...but I don't dip that way."
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"...I'll dip the way I wanna dip."
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"Give me the chip."
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"I don't know what I'm doing here. I must be crazy."
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"- Hey, you mind switching seats? - Why?"
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"I don't know. I like sitting to the left of people. Makes me feel like I'm driving."
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"Okay."
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"- How you doing? - Good."
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"Feel good."
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"You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts."
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"Really big-"
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"Huge. Just coming out the top of her dress. They were choking her."
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"Have you noticed that women today are-?"
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"You know, they seem bigger."
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"- A lot of women are having them done. - Really?"
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"- Yeah. - How do you like that?"
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"A lot of people ask me if I've had mine done."
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"You know people."
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"Gets a little tiring. It's none of their business."
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"You know some people have asked me if you've done that."
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"And what do you tell them?"
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"Whatever you want me to tell them."
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"Well, I think you'll find out soon enough."
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"- Aren't you gonna get that? - No."
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"- Well, what if it's an emergency? - Oh, there's no emergency."
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"Jerry. Come on. It's an emergency."
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"Excuse me."
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"I'm packing for Puerto Rico. I need to borrow your bathing suit."
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"I don't know, my bathing suit? That's a little familiar."
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"- Hurry up. - Hey."
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"- Hi, Jer. - Hi, Elaine."
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"- What are you doing here? - Looking for Kramer."
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"- What's going on? - She was just..."
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"- When you two went down there. - Oh, yeah. All right."
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"- Well, just- - You know, these-"
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"- I was just leaving. - Right. You were leaving."
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"That was an accident."
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"I think you're both mentally ill."
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"Stop it, George. Get out. Get out! I never wanna see you again."
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"...an untimely stroke..."
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"...and lost the use of his right hand so..."
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"...obviously I was unable to get the death certificate."
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"What's this? - A picture of me next to the coffin."
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"The cosmetic surgery procedures that are available to people today-"
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"This is a fat-sucking machine."
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"Now, you know, somewhere, somebody is working on a way..."
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"...that this thing could go into a restaurant."
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"And you could just order it off the menu."
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"...and put a scoop of ice cream on the side."
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"Is this a big problem, people stealing exercise?"
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"You get up there and you stare."
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"- She the one you went out with? - Yeah. I really like her."
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"Have you seen her naked in the locker room?"
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"But a few more dates, you can find out for yourself."
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"I'll shout."
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"Well, I really think I feel more comfortable here."
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"- Now, come on. - No, I really-"
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"She's got a rack on her chest."
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"So when's the funeral?"
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"Yeah, I'll fly home as soon as I can."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"No. You know who I saw at the health club?"
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"You wanna stay in pretty good shape."
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"Anyway, I stood up to shake her hand and suddenly I lost my balance..."
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"You see..."
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"I don't know. One minute they're fake..."
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"...you think you could tell me if it was an inflatable?"
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"- Pleased to meet you, Kramer. - Yeah."
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"Comfort schmomfort."
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"...who would I get the death certificate from?"
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"From now on, when you take a chip just take one dip and end it."
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"This is an emergency? You need a bathing suit?"
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"Well, I like yours."
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"I don't want your boys down there."
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"What's the matter with my boys?"
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"- Oh, hi, Sidra. - Hi. Elaine?"
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"And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular."
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"Oh, right."
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"You touched them?"
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"Well, I suppose I could make a copy of it."
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"Oh, the nerve."
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"Oh, well."
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"Makes it even worse."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Oh, you don't, huh? - No."
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"Well, you see what happened was..."
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"...showing me pictures of places in Puerto Rico."
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"I don't belong to a health club. I have a limit on naked men I see in one day."
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"That's it."
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"What is this, the Kremlin?"
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"- Really? - That's why it's called the StairMaster."
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"Everything has gotta be just so. He would have made a great Nazi."
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"Oh, right, I forgot."
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"Your boys should stay in their neighbourhood."
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"No."
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"Good workout?"
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"All right, maybe four."
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"- Oh, hi. I'm Elaine. - Hi."
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"Excuse me."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Wrong."
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