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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Shaquille O'Neal Motors (S02E02)

"It works."
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"Convenient!"
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"A second car is going to make our lives so much easier."
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"Tell me... Did you get a good deal?"
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"I got a great deal. I got that deal."
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"Paid sticker price and not a penny more."
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"I'm sorry to hear you're unhappy with the car."
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"But, you know, we stand by"
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"that 24-hour Shaq-isfaction guarantee."
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"And we are sorry"
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"that we don't feel like lighting money on fire."
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"Shame."
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"Congratulations. You did it."
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"They have to honor their return policy."
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"No, you said you could never go in another dealership again."
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"But you just walked through those automatic glass doors."
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"Only because I had to return a car"
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"that you paid way too much money for, which..."
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"You did on purpose to get me down here."
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"Let's do this again."
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"Oh, my God. Are you all right?"
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"Did some savin?"
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"No."
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"We'd like to buy that car..."
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"Again."
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"So you wanna buy back the car you just returned?"
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"That's right. Returner's remorse."
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"We get that all the time at Shaquille O'Neal Motors."
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"Once you go Shaq, you don't go back."
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"So, you know what?"
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"I won't shred this check you gave me, and we'll just..."
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"this check was for a new car."
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"- That car is used. - Yeah, by you."
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"We don't know what's happened to it in the last five minutes."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"We want to talk to your manager."
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"The top guy's the only one who can authorize a better deal."
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"Well, you're in luck because I'm the top guy here."
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"You're the top manager?"
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"Working the floor? With those teeth?"
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"That's me."
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"Okay, looks like Clark wants to dance."
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"But you just drove it here."
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"Well, that was when it was a new car."
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"We don't know what's happened to it in the last..."
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"six minutes."
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"Time to knock back the roses."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Hot dogger!"
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"The hell?!"
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"- Get in here! - Okay!"
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"I can't believe dad finally got us the hot dogger!"
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"Dad didn't buy it. We did."
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"With the money we got selling your beanie babies."
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"Repeat that now, what you just said."
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"You said you were cool with it. Remember?"
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"It was when you were painting grandma."
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"Hey, Evan, can I sell your beanie babies"
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"and use the money to buy a hot dogger?"
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"Yeah, that's a great idea, Eddie."
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"Why didn't I think of that?"
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"Hear that, moon man? He's cool with it!"
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"It's pronounced "Moonman"... Les Moonman."
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"_"
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"Ohh. It must have been a dream."
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"But now we have the hot dogger!"
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"So much better than dumb stuffed animals."
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"They weren't dumb stuffed animals."
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"They were my friends."
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"I did it for us!"
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"I'm so mad at you, Eddie. I have to go meditate."
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"Good morning, sleepy head."
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"You were snoring."
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"Uh, sorry. I've never fallen asleep on a test-drive before."
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"Those containers are full of 1996 Honda Accords."
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"We're at the docks in Tampa?"
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"That's an hour and a half away!"
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"It is beautiful this time of year."
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"The end of the model year,"
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"when you need to clear out the '95s"
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"to make room for the '96s."
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"My boss is gonna kill me."
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"Oh, your boss? I thought you were the manager."
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"Okay, fine, yeah. I have a manager."
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"You can bet he's gonna want to talk to you two."
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"Perfect, because we want to talk to your manager."
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"Well, I heard you two had quite the test drive with Clark."
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"I-I've reviewed everything,"
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"and the lowest I can go is $21,000."
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"The lowest you can go, maybe."
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"We want to talk to your manager."
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"I am the manager."
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"- That's what Clark said. - Well, I assure you I am."
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"Very shiny nameplate."
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"So either you're a neat freak,"
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"which I know you're not by the salsa stains on your shirt,"
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"or it hasn't had time to collect dust"
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"because you've only been here a few months,"
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"making it unlikely you're the highest manager."
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"What can I say? I'm a wunderkind who likes wet burritos."
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"And who still needs a reminder"
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"to dial 9 to get an outside line?"
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"Now, I've reviewed everything,"
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"and the lowest I can go is $25,000."
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"Oh."
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"The silent treatment, huh?"
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"I thrive on silence."
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"_"
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"_"
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"Please stop fighting."
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"You're scaring the other customers."
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"$20,000 is the lowest I can go."
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"_"
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"_"
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"_"
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"Well, Randy filled me in here, and told me..."
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"You're the boy we took to Tampa."
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"But with a mustache."
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"I told them it wouldn't work, you know?"
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"It didn't work, guys!"
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