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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Shaquille O'Neal Motors (S02E02)

"I'm not tired."
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"I just took a nap right now while you were talking."
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"With my eyes open."
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"Look, I... $19,000 is the best I can do."
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"I've thrown in everything that I can."
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"Including floor mats?"
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"Yes, for the millionth time, including floor mats."
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"Do we have a deal?"
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"Oh, honey. You did it."
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"Louis, thank you."
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"This was the best anniversary present ever."
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"- Is something wrong? - Why are you sweating?"
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"Uh, the air-conditioner's broken."
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"Where does that door go to..."
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"the one with the peeling paint?"
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"What? It's aup... supply closet."
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"Open it."
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"Forget it!"
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"The offer is off the table."
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"'cause you can't get..."
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"Uh, mm-hmm."
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"Y-yes."
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"Uh..."
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"My manager would like to speak with you."
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"Shaquille O'Neal."
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"You are the final manager."
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"Yes, I am."
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"I sign off on every car that comes through this place."
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"I realized that if I put my name on a product,"
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"We don't want another... "Shaq Fu.""
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"Check out the latest endorsement I just had to reject..."
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"Shaq-uila."
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"Nice. Basketball-shaped Tequila."
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"Uh, speaking of basketball,"
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"doesn't the season start in a couple weeks?"
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"You look a lot bigger in person."
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"Well, wait till you see Charles barkley's fat ass."
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"I just have to skip third lunch."
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"I'll snap right back into shape."
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"Okay, enough basketball sports. Let's talk business."
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"Yes, I heard you and Freddie talking behind the wall."
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"I'm very impressed, and for that,"
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"I'll give you $500 off... $18,500."
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"$18,100."
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"$18,200 and free car washes for a year."
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"Deal."
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"Let go of my hand, lady."
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"Just one more thing."
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"You got Shaq's autograph?!"
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"On his big shoe."
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"But I... I can't... no, wait. I... yeah."
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"I got to calm this down. I got to calm this mess down."
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"Oh, we'd take you to meet him,"
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"but he just left to clean up"
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"a big mess at Shaq Motors Nashville."
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"Some raccoons got into the Corollas."
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"That makes sense. Shaq is great with animals."
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"At least I still got this tank!"
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"You know, a few years from now,"
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"you can sell that thing for a lot of money."
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"It's not about the money."
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"I'd never sell this shoe."
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"It means way too much..."
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"to me."
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"My beanie buddies!"
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"Oinker! Tina!"
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"I know it was hard selling that shoe,"
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"but you did the right thing."
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"You're a good brother."
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"I had it in my hand."
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"I fit my entire face inside of it."
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"It smelled like pizza."
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"I love this car."
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"So, I'll take the grease to the dump"
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"and then drop Eddie off at practice."
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"And I'll take Evan and Emery to the store,"
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"then we'll pick up grandma from the hand surgeon."
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"This car is too nice to drive."
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"Let's just all just jam in the van."
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"Take a knee."
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"We took a loss today, and there's no way around it."
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"Today, they were better than us."
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"But you know what?"
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"That's only one car."
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"Out there, there are 387 more new and pre-owned cars,"
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"each one of them looking for a warm garage to call home."
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"Who's gonna get them home?"
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"Is it you, Barbara?"
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"Randy? William? Freddie?"
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"As a matter of fact, Freddie, you're fired. Get out."
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"Get out, Freddie!"
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"Okay."
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"- Sit down. I'm just playing. - Okay."
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"But seriously, you've got to get your ass together."
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"Listen... I believe in what we're doing here,"
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"Remember who you sell for."
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"Remember the name that's embroidered"
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"on the front of your shirts... Shaquille..."
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"Shaquille."
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"- O'Neal... - O'Neal..."
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"- Motor Cars... - Motor Cars."
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"Now say it together."
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"Shaquille O'Neal Motor Cars."
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"Thank you."
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"Raise this damn door!"
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"Mom's never gonna go for that."
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"You supply the buns!"
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"You better think befor you speak."
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"Well..."
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"Well, I shouldn't have walked out."
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"See for yourself."
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"$18,400."
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"I don't want to show up empty-handed."
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"I haven't painted grandma in months!"
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"You just blew the deal of a lifetime"
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"Where are we?"
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"We want to talk to your manager!"
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"It seemed like a good idea at the time."
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"I can't wait to show Emery and Evan!"
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"Just never get a new car ever again?"
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