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Clips from Scrubs - My Drama Queen (S02E02)

"Last night, we made ice cubes out of orange juice. Step off."
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"OK, gang, before we begin,"
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"of the legal ramifications"
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"Now, listen up, nametags."
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"To that end, if any of you still feel the need to flap your babble holes,"
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"on doctor-patient relations."
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""Stop bleeding, oh, God, please stop bleeding.""
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"- It was a gusher. - Next catastrophe."
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"Would you like to try one of my world-famous devilled eggs?"
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"No, thank you, I've already had diarrhoea."
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"It's always tough when you have to bury your old mom, isn't it?"
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"- How was your mother's funeral? - Don't know, skipped it."
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"Gosh."
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"Wow, the past and the present."
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"It's right hand, left hand, shoulder pop, jump."
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"You left some stuff at my apartment."
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"Wanna know why things with Jamie are so lamey?"
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"the relationship's got no snap."
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"I know, because I'm a drama queen, too."
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"No pop!"
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"working your ass off trying to inflate"
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"a tiny little balloon inside someone's clogged artery"
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"and all that person has to do, really, is, I don't know,"
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"Ted, I just might rip that tie off your neck"
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"and jam it down your oesophagus."
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"- that doesn't solve anything. - Dammit, you can't just go around"
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"I'm not a resident, so I'm not going to your lame-ass seminar"
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"Hello, class. My name is Dr Perry Cox."
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"I just came to check on you."
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"You looking at pictures?"
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"I know she was old."
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"Still, she was my best friend."
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"You can let your man fill a little bit of the hole she left."
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"She would like that."
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"- Baby, she hated me. - Yeah, she did."
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"- I think I would. - Anyway, what's the deal?"
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"You know, I was gonna wear them, but someone stole 'em."
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"As a doctor, you get good at thinking on your feet."
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"This burger's really meaty."
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"You're wearing sweats."
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"You know, I gotta get up early,"
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"I'm sorry. It was a total accident, I just..."
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"Don't lie to me. I asked you to go, so you punched through my coffee table."
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"Oh, my God, she does want drama."
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"Sometimes you make me so crazy."
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"If there were anything I could do to make you feel better, I'd do it."
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"Let's get married now."
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"- She says spontaneity is romantic. - Wow, that is romantic."
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"- So how pregnant is she? - She's not pregnant."
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"There's no bachelor party, and you being the best man,"
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"All right, guys, let's make it happen."
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"Dude."
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"It would've been awesome."
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"I'm having a hard time getting excited about all of this."
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"You work here so I guess we could do the whole ceremony for 40 bucks."
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"to keep the drama alive."
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"Jamie and I will be together. I don't care what you think, Dad."
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"I'm warning you, stop eyeballing my woman."
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"Actually, JD, I think it was that guy."
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"No, it was definitely that guy."
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"- Why can't you admit I'm right? - Because you're not right."
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"What was that all about?"
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"I wouldn't stoop this low for drama."
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"Lester, honey, I don't want you using the stove on your own."
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"I'm talking to my husband. Why don't you get your own pillow?"
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"And they stuck you in here for that?"
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"And what about you there, Beavis?"
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"You know, I'm getting a little tired of the sexual innuendo."
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"In your endo."
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"- People, we're here today... - Snore."
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"Are you kidding? It's my ideal wedding."
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"plus you said you'd call my mom and explain."
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"No, I didn't."
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"Give me the phone. I'll call her right now."
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"Dammit, Perry, you're there to teach."
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"If I wanted somebody to lay around and do nothing,"
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"- Hey, Elliot. - Hey, slut!"
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"Thank you."
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"I just wanted to say you were right about Jamie."
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"What does Jamie think you're doing here?"
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"You have to gamble that once the drama's gone, there'll be something there."
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"When hospital employees fail to communicate with patients,"
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"to financial hardship and grievances against..."
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"...doctors."
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"Barbie? Why did they toss you in here?"
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"Fine."
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"If you wanna know the real skinny."
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"you'd damn sure better get ready to get in trouble a lot,"
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"what you know in your heart of hearts you really should say..."
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"So, Ted, how's Professor Cox doing?"
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"You know what else?"
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"- I quit. - No, you don't."
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"Well, I'm leaving early."
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"No, you're coming to my office and doing busy work."
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"Whatever."
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"- What's that smell? - I don't know."
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"Although it smells a little bit like the truth."
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"My poor wife slaved over these."
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"She just cut off a pair of scrubs and hemmed the bottom."
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"She's only got pointer and thumb-pinky."
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"Look, I'm sorry, OK, for so many things."
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"But I'm a doctor. I can't really wear shorts to work."
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"- You can't wear shorts to work? - Nope."
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"- You can't wear shorts to work? - Not allowed."
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"I guess I don't really wanna be in a relationship like that."
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"- You guys are having problems? - Yeah."
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"Hey, sorry I'm late."
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"Well, it's just not a wedding without a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, is it?"
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"Sometimes it takes a priest to keep you from making a big mistake."
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"Carla."
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"all I wanted to do was have a big, beautiful wedding."
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"Since your mother passed, you've been feeling lonely"
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"and like you don't have any family."
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"or we wait and do it like you've always wanted to."
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"Lighten up, slut!"
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"That's the stuff."
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"4,606?"
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"I guess all you can do is be a man and face those doubts."
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"What are you thinking about?"
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"- Eggs. - You know what? Forget I asked."
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