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Clips from Scrubs - My Drama Queen (S02E02)

"You're the only two doctors"
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"immature enough to laugh at the name Vera Wang."
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"In a reciprocal gesture,"
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"Except that."
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"to poor patient-doctor communication."
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"My first invitee will be Dr Murphy, whom I overheard telling someone,"
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"Idiots."
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"C'mon, ladies."
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"- What you talking about? - Not the Rerun Dance."
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"squash goggles."
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"She's a drama queen, JD."
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"Well, Jamie's not like you, OK?"
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"Nine pounds in a week? Let me ask you a quick question."
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"You wanna know the God's honest truth? This is a fact. You are what you eat."
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"browbeating nut jobs and bullying fatties."
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"so in essence there, Big Bob,"
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"Great. What are you doing home so early?"
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"I mean, what are you supposed to do without your mom?"
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"Jamie and I are gonna be together, and I don't care what you think, Mom."
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"- How's the drama queen doing? - I don't know, how are you?"
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"Now you're in the picture, who wants me back?"
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"- Fine, I'd stoop. - She better watch it."
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"I apologised to the old man. Anybody can have a bad day."
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"Oh, uh..."
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"Ted, why don't you be a sport and get us started?"
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"It's cheap, there's no hassle,"
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"My God!"
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"You know what's weird? I really like this girl,"
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"Thanks."
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"It comes down to whether you have the guts to say"
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"Oh, without a doubt."
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"But not about me."
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"- Are you ready, sweetie? - Since the day I met you."
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"Thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word."
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"Whenever I see two women I've been intimate with"
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"- What? Let me see. - Yes."
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"Nurse, I asked for an extra pillow an hour ago."
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"Are you trying to make my head explode?"
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"I think you proved at Nurse Roberts' above-ground pool party"
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"Sweetie, it is."
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"talking to each other, I always have the same fantasy."
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"I protected the janitor's feelings."
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"You know, I'm actually gonna go put my sweats on."
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"- You are such a mama's boy. - Please. Dial Mommy."
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"- Doctor... - Janitor."
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"Tell me about it."
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"We're shorts buddies today. You saw the schedule."
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"there are ethical and legal ramifications that lead"
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"You clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya?"
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"Because I don't want salad, that's why."
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"Oh, shoot, I gotta go."
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"- Which one? - The drunkest one."
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"- Oh, and nervous guy? - Yes, Dr Cox?"
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"Could you give us a second? I got to talk to her privately."
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"It's got no crackle."
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"but I'm not sure I carry it on without all the drama."
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"To see if you would whisper because I whispered."
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"She probably does have to get up early. So just be cool."
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"As for my relationship, I was doing anything I could"
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"Who's with me? Air-five."
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"Unfortunately, I was running out of ideas."
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"- Have you been drinking? - I'm not drunk."
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"Thank you for coming. I know you're busy."
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"Monday, Tuesday, shorts, Wednesday, wash 'em,"
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"Yeah."
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"Even the ones you don't see coming."
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"- Hello. - Go ahead."
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"Captain Clip-On. Did you go ahead and tattle on me?"
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"am I supposed to lose in my extremities?"
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"But once you get past the drama it's actually pretty simple."
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"There is not one good thing about a wedding I can't afford."
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"New idea. All clam up for an hour so I can get some shuteye."
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"Over 50 per cent of our lawsuits can be traced back"
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"JD, it's got no pop."
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"Eggs."
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"- You like 'em? - Do I like 'em?"
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"go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad"
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"I know. Here I am, supposed to be Dr Give-A-Crap."
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"that can cause us legal difficulty."
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"Save it for our weekend bike ride."
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"- I didn't mean to scare you. - Why are we whispering?"
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"You know Turk says, "Hey, player," when he means, "Hey, buddy.""
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"Are you sure you're happy we're doing this?"
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"Teensy snafus?"
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"because patients are stupid and they are really scared."
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"Others need you to kick their asses, and you should do that too."
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"Thanks. What's up with the man-thong?"
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"Do you think Elliot's somewhere right now, crying her eyes out?"
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"What now?"
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"I mean, gutless."
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"My guys swim in circles."
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"I kinda made all that stuff up."
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"you can't help but have doubts about the relationship."
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"all I wanted to do was have a big, beautiful wedding."
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"She made that gown? Vera?"
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"Good God, Ted. It's not a Dr Seuss story."
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"Carla, I just wanted to see how you're..."
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"I tell her way too much."
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"Plus, he totally bought it."
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"so maybe you should crash at your place tonight."
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"Come here, I'll take care of you."
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"What?"
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"- What's in it for me? - This."
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"Excellent, sir."
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"- Is that an ultimatum? - No, Jamie."
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"I'm your family now, whether we do it like this"
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"I have to saw something later."
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"This is totally normal. In relationships you have to roll with the punches."
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"No, it's not an ultimatum. It's just something to think about."
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