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Clips from Scrubs - My Drama Queen (S02E02)

"One minute they're bad for you, now everybody's,"
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""You tried eggs? They're great." It's crazy."
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"What?"
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"Just enough so it still hurts."
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"Oh, no, this is a rash from my new watch."
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"They didn't tell me the band was made of..."
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"I'm so proud of you right now."
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"Turk, I know it's silly, and I know it's only for one day,"
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"What? Vera Wang makes very beautiful gowns."
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"- Shorts, huh? - Yeah."
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"- I didn't say lowly. - So now I'm a janitor?"
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"Yes."
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"But here's the thing. It is on you, partner."
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"Watch what you eat so that we can kick this thing in the ass."
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"Man, once Dr Cox gets on a roll, nothing can derail him."
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"So anyway, you said you like mine."
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"I had the wife whip up a pair for you."
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"in a way that's alluring and professional?"
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"A lot can change in a week."
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"Dr Kelso wants me to remind you"
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"of all your teensy snafus."
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"you will be joining me in my new daily seminar"
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"I hate him so much."
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"My aunt told my father it was very moving."
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"- Thanks. - See ya."
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"- We're doing fine. - She's clearing you out."
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"Wrong. She came by because she knows today at work I need my"
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"When her husband was in a coma, it was taboo and exciting,"
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"but now that it's OK for you to be together,"
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"Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is"
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"and you come back here looking like that."
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"See, Dr Cox, this is the sort of hostile behaviour"
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"there's really nothing you can do to me at all, is there?"
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"I'm going to be your teacher."
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"No."
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"You OK?"
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"- Holy... - Calm down."
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"Thursday, Friday. Weekend, optional. I'll be wearing shorts."
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"I'm serious. You can taste all the meat."
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"She wants to get married now?"
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"I was getting really psyched for this whole wedding."
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"The dancing, the band. You'd hook up with Carla's sister."
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"I know you would've hooked it up."
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"Praise Jesus!"
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"No pop."
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"Well, we used to be a couple."
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"That's great stuff."
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"If I were you, I'd swallow that entire mouthful of baby carrots."
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"If I hear you make one more damn crunch,"
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"I'll use the rest of the carrots in that bag to make you completely airtight."
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"- Hey, Jamie. - Hey, slut."
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"I can totally explain why Jamie said that."
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"Jamie's from Cincinnati and in Cincinnati they say "Hey, slut.""
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"Neat."
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"I would've wheeled in a corpse, or my housekeeper, Rosalba."
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"Oh, please, with the shocked look."
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"Newsflash, I'm sterile."
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"I think it's the bike riding."
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"- Excuse me? - Carla!"
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"Saying not to show up at my apartment drunk, naked, crying."
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"If not, it's her loss. Still, if it helps..."
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"OK, here we go."
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"This is useless. I thought we were going to learn something."
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"They didn't. I'm auditing."
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"If you wanna be good doctors and nurses,"
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"Some of them need you to hold their hands, and you should."
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"Fine, but I'm getting a soda first."
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"- What's the big deal? - What's the big deal?"
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"The Lord didn't bless my wife with all ten fingers."
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"Oh, nothing, I'm just trying to mend some fences."
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"It just seems like you and I only really click"
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"when something crazy's going on."
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"Christopher, before we begin, remind me of the bride's name."
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"I know it's silly and it's only for one day, but since I was a little girl,"
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"- Baby, you don't wanna do this. - What?"
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"Holy cow, talk about your gigantic time wasters."
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"I think relationships can be defined by big moments that don't happen."
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"Or by the little ones that do."
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"All we have to do is whatever it takes to make her happy."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"When you're dating a woman"
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"whose husband just died after two years in a coma,"
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"I really wanted tonight to be romantic."
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"No, exactly how much feeling"
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"Still, things are going pretty well with me and Jamie."
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"Looks like rope burn to me."
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"Cat."
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"Elliot, check out these wedding dresses."
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"This is exactly like the dress I bought."
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"I didn't buy a wedding dress. I'm not dating anybody, so that would be crazy,"
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"whether it was half off or not."
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"but ever since I was a little girl"
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"What's the name of that designer you love so much?"
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"Wang."
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"Plus, her last name is a very funny word for penis."
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"I don't get to wear shorts cos I'm a lowly janitor?"
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"I love your shorts. I wish I had a pair just like them."
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"OK, the angioplasty went well."
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"- It's on you, partner. - Oh, gosh, Shannon."
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"am I included in the planning of your coming-out party?"
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"- Is that a gay joke? - No, it's a cotillion joke."
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"My God, Newbie, it's been two furiously frustrating years."
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"How is it possible that you still don't get me?"
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"I would never compare you to the gays. I like the gays."
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"I like their music. I like their sense of style."
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"I like what they've done with Halloween."
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"But our thing is that you're a little girl."
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"That's who you are. But that's not fair..."
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"My mom died."
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"It's tough working in a hospital. No matter what is going on in your life,"
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"you have to dive right back into the middle of things."
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"The other day I was asking myself,"
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"how can I display my package"
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"Well, there's your answer."
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"To be young and in shorts."
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"- Are you ready for bed? - Oh, I'm ready."
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"Scoot. Can you hand my mouth guard to me?"
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"Thanks."
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"JD, if things have fizzled, I could scout her out for you."
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"Things haven't fizzled."
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