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Clips from The Odd Couple - The Unger Games (S01E01)

"Is it?"
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"You know, I really wasn't much of a jock growing up."
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"Although, junior year, I was voted "Most Limber Boy.""
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"But mostly I was just"
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"I pretended like I didn't care, but... it really hurt."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Yes, well, today, I take a stand"
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"for every boy that was limber and laughed at."
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"Look at him, all smug and bendy."
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"He's not the only one who can stretch."
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"Why are you so worked up about all this?"
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"Because he's attacking me on my home turf,"
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"and I got to defend myself."
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"And covered in a downy fur."
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"First event's at the gym. Let's do this."
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"Yeah, let's get it on, Greek style!"
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"I'm gonna ask you to walk in front of me"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Tiebreaker event... whoever wins this, wins the whole thing."
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"- What's the score? - 37-37."
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"Or away."
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"I'm Murph, by the way."
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"Oh, hey, Emily..."
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"Oh, I'm so happy to hear that."
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"Fantastic!"
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"I will tell the factory to ramp up production."
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"Oh..."
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"I'm just... there's no factory."
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"That's just a little small-business humor."
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"Ah, I think Murph's got a little crush on you."
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"And he thinks you're hilarious."
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"- Mm-hmm. - This is so awkward."
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"I'm... He's not really my type."
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"Yeah, he's so handsome and rich,"
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"and rumored to be a fantastic lover."
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"You should run, girl."
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"emotionally evolved."
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"No, he's sensitive,"
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"- artistic... - Mm."
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"...easy to talk to."
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"I'm like a cat. Felix the cat!"
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"Ha, ha! Go fetch, kitty cat!"
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"Imagine what he'll be like if he loses."
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"You'll never hear the end of it."
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"- Oh, I don't care. - Okay, let me rephrase that."
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""The sun was in my eyes."
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"I wasn't drunk enough"."
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"Here's the thing about Oscar."
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"He grew up dreaming of being a great athlete"
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"until we went to high school, and his coach told him"
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"Always on the sideline, never on the field."
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"I didn't know that."
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"So, be the bigger man and let him win."
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"- Aah! - I win!"
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"I win!"
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"God, that was exhilarating."
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"Yes, you've mentioned that... five or six times."
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"Because you... ♪ Suck! ♪"
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"Oh, that's weird."
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"I must have left the ticker on."
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"I have an app."
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"Well, I'm glad this means so much to you."
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"Congratulations on your win."
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"Oh, I didn't just win. I beat you like a dirty rug."
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"'cause we don't live on The Waltons."
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"In fact, I'm not a loser at all... look!"
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"What?!"
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"You didn't let me win."
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"Yes, I did. I threw the game"
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"All right, let's settle this like men."
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"Wrestling?!"
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"Oh, don't be ridiculous."
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"Ow! Oh! Oh, my neck! Aah! Aah!"
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"Quick, massage my buttock!"
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"- Aah! Aah! - What is it?"
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"My back! I threw out my back! I can't stand up."
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"- Aah. I think we overdid the exercising. - Yeah."
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"But you went down first, which makes me the winner."
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"Pain! White-hot pain!"
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"Jessica."
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"You slept with my friend!"
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"And you know how I know?"
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"Uh, is that why you're buying all that jewelry from Emily?"
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"You know what's thoughtful?"
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"What's his name again?"
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"- Here you go. - Ooh. Hold on here. Just, uh..."
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"Murph, we need to talk."
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"Uh, Emily... Okay."
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"Look, I really appreciate the tips and the jewelry-buying,"
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Damn."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I hope this doesn't make things weird between us."
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"Aw."
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"- You could have just told her the truth. - Yeah."
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"So what's her deal, anyway?"
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"She seeing anyone?"
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"Why?"
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"It's kind of hot."
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"Ow! That hurt."
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"So, um, what's your deal?"
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"You're just seeing that now?"
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"It's been stabbing me in the heart for two hours."
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"Can I ask you a question?"
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"Sure."
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"that you were born covered in fur?"
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"It's called "lanugo"""
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"and carried me around in a wicker basket."
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"Serves me right."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I wish I could be part of that."
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"The camaraderie,"
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"and so you're not that kind of guy."
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"You got your own crazy stuff going on."
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"You cook, you do the crossword puzzle in ink,"
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"If I knew that stuff, you think I'd care"
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"about impressing the guys in some stupid softball game?"
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"Oscar, are you saying you admire me?"
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"I'm saying I'm glad you're not afraid to be a cultured weirdo."
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"Thank you."
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