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Clips from Seinfeld - The Phone Message (S02E02)

"You know, it's the damnedest thing."
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"It went away."
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"No, no, that can happen. I've read about that in medical journals."
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"It's a freak thing."
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"Let me just check my messages and we'll go."
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"- Carol, could I talk to you right now? - Sure."
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"Please, this is... This is very important."
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"Tippy-toe! Tippy-toe! Lemon tree!"
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"Now I know who you are. You're a comedian."
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"I've seen you. It's been driving me crazy."
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"Right. I am."
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"- Please, I'm serious. - Okay."
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"Just for a moment, if you wouldn't mind."
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"And then we'll talk to Jerry."
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"That's what you had to tell me?"
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"Your father wears sneakers in the pool?"
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"Don't you find that strange?"
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"Yes."
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"I forgot to tell you."
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"After I talked to you, my neighbour called, played my messages to me."
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"Yours were hilarious. We were both cracking up."
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"I just love jokes like that."
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"I love my phone machine."
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"If I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to, I could go:"
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"If you could just leave a message, I could walk away."
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"Cordless phone. You can't talk to me like that."
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"I can't remember the last time that happened."
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"Yeah. Take it easy."
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"Oh, that's okay."
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"Okay, but there's no cake or anything, if that's what you're looking for."
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"Take it easy!"
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"Yeah they're so funny and so comfortable with each other."
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"I once broke up with a guy because he didn't keep his bathroom clean."
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"All right. You're up there. You're on stage, and you go:"
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"Take it easy."
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"Now I'm in the worst position of all."
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"I try one more call."
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"- I feel good. - Nervous?"
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"Right."
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"You get mad at somebody on a real phone:"
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"It's a can of soda."
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"I don't want coffee."
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"- What happened there? - I'll tell you later."
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"Okay. The signal is..."
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"Do I want someone looking at me like this for the rest of my life?"
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"Wait. Wait. He's in the bathroom."
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"You know..."
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"You invite me up for coffee, and then you don't call me back for four days?"
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"She didn't know if I was trying to get in touch."
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"Who am I kidding? I can't do this! I can't do this!"
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"You are such a wuss."
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"Kramer, please. Donna."
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"- Why do we have to leave? - I can't call a woman..."
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"- I'm Donna. - Donna."
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"He would never actually tell me anything like that."
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"Good night."
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"Okay."
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"Then I got off the phone right away."
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"- Micro. - How do you feel, confident?"
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"He's like a clam. You're not gonna mention this to him...?"
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"Anyway, he shamed me into it."
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"Some people drink coffee that late."
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"It was..."
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"She's supposed to call me when she gets home."
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