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Clips from Workaholics - Real Time (S03E03)

"That's what they're there for. That's fun."
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"Dude, if she was here right now,"
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"I've drank enough, to the point"
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"where I would go right to her face,"
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"I'd say that to her."
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"That was really good."
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"You should tell that to her face."
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"- Yeah, I totally would. - Through her ear hole,"
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"which is in her face,"
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"Hey, Alice, this is Blake."
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"Stick a fork up your butt and eat poo,"
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"because you're a dickhead."
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"Oh, my God."
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"It's so sad how much you love me"
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"and you look at me from a distance"
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"and you get all ♪ juicy"
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"And one time I heard you queef. Slam!"
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"Get amped on Demamp!"
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"Cornhuskers rule!"
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"Not yours though. I bet they're c-caved."
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"You don't know how to motivate."
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"And you sure as hell can't encourage"
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"any kind of innovation."
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"Let the boys be boys. Slam!"
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"- Go shave your muff! - Suck it."
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"Yo, you look like you smoke, and I know that you don't."
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"So that hits even closer to home."
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"I hate you!"
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"I hate you! I hate you!"
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"I hate you!"
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"- I hate her. - Yeah."
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"Oh, no."
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"- Wake up Demamp! - Hmm?"
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"Where's Blake?"
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"- What? - Blake!"
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"Yo."
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"How did you..."
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"Alice gets to the office five minutes early every day,"
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"which gives us 29 minutes to beat her there"
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"and delete those messages."
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"I drank, like, 17 beers,"
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"Yeah, you know, maybe as you get older"
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"That has to be a fact."
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"Guys, we're still drunk."
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"We got to take the bus. Let's go!"
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"We're drunk right now, and we feel great, right?"
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"If this hangover kicks in..."
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"- We're screwed. - He's right, we have no choice."
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"We have to stay drunk till we get to the office."
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"That way, we can monitor our blood alcohol level, guys."
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"Let me get tecates and a couple of limes, okay?"
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"Thank you for being a true Braj."
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"You're welcome, Braj."
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"- Come on, let's go. - Always, man."
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"- Dude! - You're my best friend!"
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"- Damn, I forgot a belt! - Shhh."
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"Yo-ba sayo."
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"Jillian, it's Anders. Listen to me."
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"and delete all her messages before she gets in today."
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"Oh, I would happily do that,"
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"but it's password-protected."
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"What? You're her assistant."
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"Her mom kept leaving these mean messages"
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"about how Alice was a bad daughter,"
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"and I said, look, lady,"
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"shut your mouth and find a hobby."
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"Jillian, I just need you to figure out this password,"
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"get in there and delete those voicemails."
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"Where is Adam with those beers? Man, I can't get a hangover."
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"Feel a headache."
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"- Oh, here we go. - Where are the beers?"
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"They're all gone, man. They're all gone, man!"
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"- ♪ Living that blade life - What are you talking about?"
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"Think, speak."
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"Okay, well, I know we had more than one beer in the house."
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"- No, we had four. - Uh-huh."
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"But there's three of us."
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"And 1 1/2 beers each..."
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"that might be enough to take us to the level."
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"Whoa. I'm level... That's a .25."
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"- Here we go, here we go. - Hey, right here!"
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"- Come on. - Whoa, front of the line."
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"Excuse me, folks. We got an emergency, here."
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"Come on, come on."
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"and drive us right to Telamericorp,"
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"You got some brats on the bus?"
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"Or a churro? I'm starving right now."
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"Let's go! Come on!"
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"We got some open seats right in the back,"
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"Adam, help this guy out with his money, please."
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"What are you doing? Stop it."
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"Sir, you're never gonna catch any fish"
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"if you take this long, come on."
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"- What are you doing? - I'm skitching."
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"No, you are not skitching. Let's go."
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"Adam, we will next time, I promise. Come on."
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"- We did it again. - We did it!"
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"And I thought we weren't gonna make it."
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"Once again, does anybody have any beer?"
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"- No? - Thank you all for your help."
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"- Yeah. Hey, what the heck? - Good stuff."
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"Excuse me, sir."
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"You're not going straight to the office like I asked you."
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"- No, this isn't the Ders way. - I love the Ders way."
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"Why aren't we going the Ders way?"
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"You guys never told me you liked my way."
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"I'm glad that you like it."
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"Listen, we're just a couple of young bucks"
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"Okay, haven't you ever screwed the pooch?"
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"- Yeah. - That's 11 stops."
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"So what? You're perfect?"
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"I've told my boss I wanted to cover her"
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"I'm warning you, if you don't sit down,"
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"I will have you removed from this bus."
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"There's a bomb on the bus!"
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"If we go below 50 Miles per hour"
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"- we're all going to explode! - What did you say?"
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"- Son, I need to know... - Oh! Watch out!"
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"Oh! Whoa!"
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"Cans! It was just cans."
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