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Clips from Fleabag - Episode #1.3 (S01E01)

"Yeah... these places all the time..."
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"So... Yup."
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"- Hi. - Hi. - Hi."
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"Hey, what are you craving?"
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"Just a really, really cheap thrill."
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"It's for my very sexually frustrated sister."
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"Just a basic bunny would be great."
Fleabag
"OK, well, I'll see what I can dig out and you go browse."
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"Thanks."
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"I think you just..."
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"do it at the bottom."
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"It's all in the twist."
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"I know."
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"- A vagina? - Yeah."
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"Really? You have... No..."
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"You've got one?"
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"I take it with me everywhere."
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"You lie. You don't have one on you now?"
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"Where?"
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"- Where's my vagina? - Yeah."
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"Ha, you got me."
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"I don't carry a vagina around with me,"
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"that would be way too provocative."
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"Didn't get it."
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"OK, so this one's really great."
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"It's half price because it's quite relentless."
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"It's called the Burrower."
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"Excuse me."
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"Don't worry about him, he'll be fine in a minute."
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"My God, I love surprise parties."
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"I love them, I love them, I love them."
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"- My dad might be... - Intense."
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"I want you to be totally in love with me by the end of the night."
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"OK?"
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"It's my sister."
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"No! We're going to ruin the surprise. - No, no..."
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"It will be fine."
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"My God, thank you so much."
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"Busy."
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"I'm blown away."
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"I had absolutely no idea."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"Dad, hi."
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"Thank you for asking, yeah, I'm essentially a documentary maker."
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"Docs."
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"Really? What is your latest project?"
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"and how it affects lots of people in all sorts of different ways."
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"Yeah, it's awesome."
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"So easy to pick up girls these days."
Fleabag
"I was, like, Hi, and she was, like, Take my number."
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"I'm just going to see if there are any other wines to try."
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"It's lovely, I'm just going to see if there are some others."
Fleabag
"Did you find anything nicer?"
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"I was so sorry to hear about Harry."
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"Love Harry."
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"Exciting news about his new job."
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"Yes, very exciting."
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"I just can't stop conjuring an image of you sitting around that cafe,"
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"just all alone, feeling so terribly lonely."
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"Just can't stop picturing it."
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"Dad always taught me that."
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"Did your father tell you that one of my pieces has gone missing?"
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"That's awful, I'm so sorry."
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"Very sweet."
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"Yes, of course."
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"Do you know? You are the most perfect-looking pair."
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"No, no."
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"...is this."
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"Sorry, nothing happened."
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"It was, it was really sexy."
Fleabag
"What broke? Show me."
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"Nothing, I just slipped."
Fleabag
"Claire, this is my friend..."
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"My wife."
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"Open it."
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"Well, gold has always..."
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"Thank you. What is it?"
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"Is it a paperweight, or...?"
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"It is a shrine to your body..."
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"...because I love your body."
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"Thank you."
Fleabag
"Can I... Can I see this?"
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"This is really quite something."
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"to see your body at this..."
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"Your boy, he is hilarious, smart, funny..."
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"Fuck off."
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"You'd fuck anything, wouldn't you?"
Fleabag
"How much do you want for it?"
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"You looking forward to that?"
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"You're an asshole."
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"Hey."
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"I think you took my coat."
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"I'm sorry, that's my coat."
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"I have to give Hillary some Earl Grey."
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"She's not feeling well, so..."
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"I got you this."
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"I wasn't expecting anything."
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"Sounds horrendous. Thank you."
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"You know, I don't want to jinx anything, but huge."
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"Could be life-changing."
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"Great."
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"OK, happy birthday."
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"Thanks."
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"Are you OK?"
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"Yeah."
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"Tell the truth."
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"Are we leaving?"
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"What's that?"
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"- Goodnight. - Goodnight. - Night."
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"Surprisingly bony."
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"It's like having sex with a protractor."
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"I'm finishing. I'm finishing."
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"- That was amazing. - Yeah."
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"For fuck's sake."
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"OK, you don't go through life with teeth like these"
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"What?"
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"Did we catch that, or is that yours?"
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"Yeah, I got your e-mail."
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"Who?"
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"It's really inappropriate to jog around a graveyard."
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