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Clips from Shameless - Swipe, Fuck, Leave (S07E07)

Ah, boy trouble.

"Ah, boy trouble."

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I'll draw you a Venn diagram to explain that, too.

"I'll draw you a Venn diagram to explain that, too."

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Where's my vacuum?

"Where's my vacuum?"

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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- How's he getting in and out? - I don't know.

"- How's he getting in and out? - I don't know."

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Window? Ladder?

"Window? Ladder?"

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Get a restraining order on his ass.

"Get a restraining order on his ass."

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And I don't anymore.

"And I don't anymore."

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Frank, you're walking.

"Frank, you're walking."

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In a weird way, but you're walking.

"In a weird way, but you're walking."

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Why don't you go away, Frank?

"Why don't you go away, Frank?"

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Ex-father?

"Ex-father?"

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you abortion-should-have-beens.

"you abortion-should-have-beens."

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So we don't get that jelly jar?

"So we don't get that jelly jar?"

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Or the shame and the embarrassment?

"Or the shame and the embarrassment?"

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Go ahead, joke all you like.

"Go ahead, joke all you like."

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you can no longer use the Gallagher family name.

"you can no longer use the Gallagher family name."

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Hallelujah!

"Hallelujah!"

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I'm just gonna be like Cher and go by Fiona.

"I'm just gonna be like Cher and go by Fiona."

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I'm taking my room back.

"I'm taking my room back."

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And I'm padlocking the house.

"And I'm padlocking the house."

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You can't get rid of me that easily.

"You can't get rid of me that easily."

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Has she talked to anybody about what happened at the wedding?

"Has she talked to anybody about what happened at the wedding?"

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- Not to me. - Me neither.

"- Not to me. - Me neither."

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Tumors are repressed feelings, you know.

"Tumors are repressed feelings, you know."

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to become a real Gallagher.

"to become a real Gallagher."

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Aren't you?

"Aren't you?"

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I'll leave it to you two to figure out who's who.

"I'll leave it to you two to figure out who's who."

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Too bad you're walking again, Frank.

"Too bad you're walking again, Frank."

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I was praying for permanent paralysis.

"I was praying for permanent paralysis."

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Where'd you get the stroller, Debs?

"Where'd you get the stroller, Debs?"

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The only thing Monica and I could afford

"The only thing Monica and I could afford"

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Little Orphan Angry, so, uh...

"Little Orphan Angry, so, uh..."

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I'll take the platinum.

"I'll take the platinum."

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You can't do that, Frank!

"You can't do that, Frank!"

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Should I call Ms. Wilson, let her know you found it?

"Should I call Ms. Wilson, let her know you found it?"

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Fine, take it. Careful, Liam.

"Fine, take it. Careful, Liam."

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You and that little spic you sneezed out of the cavern

"You and that little spic you sneezed out of the cavern"

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for a new last name.

"for a new last name."

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I'm disinheriting both of you

"I'm disinheriting both of you"

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and taking back the Gallagher name.

"and taking back the Gallagher name."

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And while I'm at it, Franny's gonna go

"And while I'm at it, Franny's gonna go"

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by her middle name from now on... Harriet.

"by her middle name from now on... Harriet."

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Harry. So she has no more connection to you.

"Harry. So she has no more connection to you."

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Well, that's a perfect name for the diesel dyke

"Well, that's a perfect name for the diesel dyke"

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she's gonna grow up to be someday.

"she's gonna grow up to be someday."

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You want to come?

"You want to come?"

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Thought that meant we just couldn't fool around?

"Thought that meant we just couldn't fool around?"

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Even just being in your vicinity gives me a boner.

"Even just being in your vicinity gives me a boner."

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Heard you got a tranny operation.

"Heard you got a tranny operation."

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I only told a couple of people.

"I only told a couple of people."

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Got your penis chopped off.

"Got your penis chopped off."

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Now you're a lady.

"Now you're a lady."

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Not that you were that far off to begin with.

"Not that you were that far off to begin with."

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See you around, Bruce Jenner.

"See you around, Bruce Jenner."

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No, no, stop.

"No, no, stop."

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- Then suck your lollipop. - I'm serious.

"- Then suck your lollipop. - I'm serious."

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Oh, fuck.

"Oh, fuck."

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I thought you said I just couldn't go near you?

"I thought you said I just couldn't go near you?"

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Doctor, clinic, now.

"Doctor, clinic, now."

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and a Denver omelet, extra ham.

"and a Denver omelet, extra ham."

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- You get my order on 14? - Oh, yeah, I did.

"- You get my order on 14? - Oh, yeah, I did."

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You're two hours late.

"You're two hours late."

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So you figured you'd just come in whenever you felt like it?

"So you figured you'd just come in whenever you felt like it?"

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Melinda was cool with it.

"Melinda was cool with it."

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my schedule whenever you want.

"my schedule whenever you want."

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What Sean always let us do.

"What Sean always let us do."

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- Excuse me. - Yeah, that's too bad.

"- Excuse me. - Yeah, that's too bad."

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Phillip. Tito.

"Phillip. Tito."

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- Senior intern. - Hey. Nice to meet you.

"- Senior intern. - Hey. Nice to meet you."

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for the Three Musketeers.

"for the Three Musketeers."

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Jesse, I buy ad space on your stupid network every Sunday.

"Jesse, I buy ad space on your stupid network every Sunday."

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Joe, brains behind the operation and the VC guy.

"Joe, brains behind the operation and the VC guy."

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Raised the money to start this place.

"Raised the money to start this place."

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Green tea, steeped for three minutes, one Truvia.

"Green tea, steeped for three minutes, one Truvia."

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You'll help him put them on.

"You'll help him put them on."

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Sign is self-explanatory.

"Sign is self-explanatory."

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Hey, uh, listen, you get paid, you know,

"Hey, uh, listen, you get paid, you know,"

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100 grand a year, was only here eight months, so...

"100 grand a year, was only here eight months, so..."

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And, Phillip? Um...

"And, Phillip? Um..."

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Home and garden, line four.

"Home and garden, line four."

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My son, Liam.

"My son, Liam."

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Looking for some workers to help

"Looking for some workers to help"

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with a home masonry project.

"with a home masonry project."

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You, you, you.

"You, you, you."

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Uh, the supplies I need.

"Uh, the supplies I need."

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Toby, report to hardware.

"Toby, report to hardware."

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And keep $100 for yourself.

"And keep $100 for yourself."

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Whatever you say, Mrs. Wilson.

"Whatever you say, Mrs. Wilson."

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Yo.

"Yo."

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or answer my texts?

"or answer my texts?"

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Care to elaborate?

"Care to elaborate?"

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I don't know, ask Denise.

"I don't know, ask Denise."

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Is that what this is about?

"Is that what this is about?"

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My high school girlfriend?

"My high school girlfriend?"

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Your high school girlfriend who you fuck.

"Your high school girlfriend who you fuck."

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So you didn't fuck Denise, then?

"So you didn't fuck Denise, then?"

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- Well, I'm confused. - How do you think I feel?

"- Well, I'm confused. - How do you think I feel?"

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You're the one calling me a cheater.

"You're the one calling me a cheater."

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You still haven't answered the question.

"You still haven't answered the question."

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- What's the big deal? - What's the big deal?

"- What's the big deal? - What's the big deal?"

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- She's an old friend. - Who you fuck!

"- She's an old friend. - Who you fuck!"

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We've been sleeping together since we were kids.

"We've been sleeping together since we were kids."

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Don't make this into something more than it is.

"Don't make this into something more than it is."

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You're taking your dick,

"You're taking your dick,"

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Are you hearing this, Raul?

"Are you hearing this, Raul?"

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This is why I didn't want to tell you...

"This is why I didn't want to tell you..."

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the way you are right now.

"the way you are right now."

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Hey, how should I react when you say

"Hey, how should I react when you say"

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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Maybe by being more accepting of your partner's normal,

"Maybe by being more accepting of your partner's normal,"

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sexually fluid experiences,

"sexually fluid experiences,"

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maybe by sharing some of your own.

"maybe by sharing some of your own."

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I don't have anything to share.

"I don't have anything to share."

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has got to get to work.

"has got to get to work."

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How much did you want, again?

"How much did you want, again?"

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Isn't that what Craigslist is all about?

"Isn't that what Craigslist is all about?"

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It's also about people advertising baby stuff,

"It's also about people advertising baby stuff,"

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they cut the baby out of her stomach.

"they cut the baby out of her stomach."

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It's harder than I thought to not get an erection.

"It's harder than I thought to not get an erection."

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