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Clips from Shameless - Swipe, Fuck, Leave (S07E07)

"You can get through this, son. Just put your mind to it."
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"Or your grandmother naked."
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"Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap."
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"Here's... I don't know what this is, but you guys like it,"
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"What are you doing, man? You're gonna light yourself up"
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"I got to clean this place up."
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"Okay, let me just take a break here for just a second."
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"Don't worry, Gemma."
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"- Whee! - Whee!"
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"♪ Happy birthday to you ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday to you ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday, dear Sherrie ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday to you ♪"
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"I'm looking for Chad. Is he around?"
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"Chad!"
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"Okay."
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"Thank you."
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"Actually, uh, sorry to bother you."
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"Where?"
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"Patsy's..."
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"Oh, yeah, the dump on Franklin."
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"You know it."
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"I'd like to quit, go back to waiting tables."
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"I mean, don't you have to run it by Chad first?"
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"Red velvet."
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"Oh."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"for the redevelopment project?"
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"- Which one? - The west side."
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"- Patsy's. - Yeah, she wants to quit."
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"- You do? - Well, as manager."
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"I want to go back to waiting tables."
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"- We should just shut it down. - What?"
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"Eh, it's just... it's not worth the aggravation."
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"- Well, you can't close it. - Why not?"
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"I depend upon it to feed my family."
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"You just quit."
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"That's the problem with having a family."
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"Well, I didn't think it would lead to you closing it."
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"Well, it's on its last legs, anyway."
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"We're planning on redeveloping that whole block."
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"You sure?"
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"Remember what happened to that chicken place over on LaSalle?"
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"If I stayed on as manager, would you keep it open?"
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"Fine. Just don't lose any money."
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"I mean, the old manager hired so many unreliable..."
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"Did you hear what I said?"
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"Andale, gringos! Andale!"
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"Ah, thanks, I jacked it..."
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"or it's one of my boss's cars."
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"Yeah, I was thinking"
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"So what's up?"
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"You sounded pretty freaked."
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"I, uh..."
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"He's screwing her."
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"I guess there's something to be said for honesty, right?"
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"Except he says it's not cheating."
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"How'd he come up with that reasoning?"
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"Says if it were a guy, then he'd be cheating."
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"- You ever fuck a guy before? - Fuck, no."
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"'Cause you're 100% straight, right?"
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"Absolutely."
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"Yeah, well, Caleb's trying to argue"
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"that no one's 100% anything."
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"It's cheater's logic."
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"Why?"
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"I don't know, maybe."
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"So what would you do, right?"
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"You're with this chick, bombshell chick,"
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"you're fooling around, you know?"
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"He's sucking your dick."
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"Yeah, I got to cover the mornings"
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"when you need to do your laundry, right?"
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"Girl, you got a target on your back."
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"We'll steal the stroller someone wants"
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"instead of finding someone who wants the stroller we have."
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"And now we wait and see what happens, Harry."
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"Hello, Melanie?"
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"Hi, you contacted me about the Baby Bugaboo?"
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"Yes, it's still here... I mean available."
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"Uh, just one sec."
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"Hi, sorry. Um..."
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"where are you coming from?"
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"Great, I'm not too far from you."
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"Why don't we meet at the, uh, Trader Joe's on Ontario?"
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"Great, I'll see you there in 30 minutes."
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"Excuse me?"
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"I saw the help wanted sign at the window."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Can I leave my résumé with you?"
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"♪ Hully gully, hully gully, hully gully, goo ♪"
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"♪ Hully gully, hully gully ♪"
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"Man, what're you laughing at?"
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"Again with my clean floor."
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"Here we go."
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"No, you didn't."
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"Ah, screw this."
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"Food fight!"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh!"
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"Mm, tough titties."
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"This is where we lowball the illegals."
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"Here we go, as promised, $50 each."
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"You said 100."
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"You've jogged my memory."
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"It... it was $100 each."
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"I-I was in the hospital. I was in a coma."
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"I get..."
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"Was about to go home."
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"to sew back together."
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"Carefully."
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"I may have no choice but to turn that thing into a vagina."
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"You got restaurant experience?"
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"I've been waiting tables since I was 13."
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"- Any felony convictions? - Nope."
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"Are you working right now?"
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"The place I was at, Pelloni's, closed down."
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"The owner here wanted to close this place down, too,"
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"but she's giving me a shot to turn it around."
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"Sounds cool."
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