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Clips from Shameless - Swipe, Fuck, Leave (S07E07)

"Hey, can I get a beer and a water?"
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"Don't be talking to strangers, son."
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"Frank, Liam can't be in here."
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"That half really makes a difference."
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"Ah, extra..."
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"Well, if you need anything, you know how to call, yeah?"
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"Now, the important criteria to look for is who's DTF,"
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"who's holding weed or coke,"
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"Whoa!"
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"Sure."
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"How do you deal with it..."
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"The taste and the folds"
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"I think it had steam coming off of it."
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"You are 100% gay."
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"It's all over my boobs, too."
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"- Kev. - Wake up."
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"Oh, sorry, I know."
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"Yeah, all we ask is to come home to a clean house."
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"- Did you even shower? - Make us dinner?"
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"Because you sat on that ass all day doing nothing."
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"I did a heaping shit pile of absolutely nothing!"
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"- Don't fall, okay? - Okay."
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"Are you sure this thing is safe?"
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"Liam, grab my ankles."
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"We got to get upstairs."
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"Do you guys think we can set fire"
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"to the top floor of the house?"
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"- Hurry up in there! - I'm using the sink."
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"Holy shit."
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"Dude, that is a mangled mess."
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"All right, hand me the hacksaw."
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"Thanks."
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"Shit!"
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"You're riper than a fat boy in a clown costume."
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"Oh, God damn it. I..."
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"- Oh, those are so cute! - Oh, hell, no."
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"What for?"
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"But those nerds are richer than balls."
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"Gonna need you to speed up, Carl."
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"I'm coming!"
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"You must be from the topless-maid company."
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"You're quick."
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"- Can I come in? - Yes."
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"wash the dishes,"
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"My brain feels like cotton candy."
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"Don't have to think about hairy balls anymore."
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"or... or ammonia or a mop or anything."
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"Yes."
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"That's cute."
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"Did you trick me into having sex with a woman?"
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"and her vagisitis."
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"You obviously picked the wrong woman."
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"Don't turn this around on me."
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"- Judgmental much? - Vagina-fucker much?"
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"- Have a nice life. - Already am."
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"What else did you think a topless-maid service did, Kev?"
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"but also cleans; we'll corner the market."
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"Don't have to. That's the genius part."
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"You two are the boobs of the operation."
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"so I'd bring you."
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"Oh. He's... he's cute."
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"Hi."
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"Okay. You want something, girl?"
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"Cheers, boss."
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"Just so you know..."
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"No. She just met him on Tinder."
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"You're a hot piece of ass."
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"You should be boning on the regs."
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"They always seem to get attached."
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"You bragging about your golden vagina?"
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"ready to rumble."
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"Everybody, wake up."
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"- Hi. - What the hell are you doing?"
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"And fucked."
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"I just Tinder-fucked... this guy."
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"This guy was doing this..."
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"What the fuck?"
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"Did you just close the door in my face?"
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"I'll see you upstairs."
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"We're getting rid of Frank."
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"Key word in that sentence is random."
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"Some sort of rebound thing from Sean?"
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"You seriously think that I give a fuck about Sean or Frank?"
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"Five, four, three, two, one."
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"Okay, well, the 72 hours is up."
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"This is what happens when you miss an episode of Shameless."
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"We were kind of hoping you were dead."
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"It just might be a while before I get paid, you know?"
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"an extra 50¢ an hour, make up the difference."
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"- An extra buck an hour. - Done."
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"You will soon."
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"I'm meeting an old high school friend for dinner."
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"Our yield on gross revenues are shit."
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"Are we seriously not gonna have sex?"
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"'Cause I kind of took a Viagra."
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"I was only telling the truth!"
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"Hi, it's Fiona."
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"Hi, you still there?"
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"Sorry. Uh..."
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"Yeah, I'm tired of his bullshit, too."
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"You can?"
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"Caleb's sleeping with a chick."
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"- He's bi? - No dude is bi, all right?"
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"So you guys broke up?"
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"Haven't decided yet. Probably."
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"No, if I wake up with morning wood, it'll pop my stitches."
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"Eyes on the prize, my brother."
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"Yeah, man, no girl's worth that."
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"She didn't make me."
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"I wanted to."
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"Uh, you know, it's pretty cold out there."
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"You better put on a turtleneck."
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"Oh, oh! Excuse you."
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"Oh, you got to forgive Carl, his manners were in his foreskin."
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"- Upstairs probably. - Kev, grab our cleaning shit."
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"Yeah, the Alibi, too."
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"which makes me the house husband."
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"to explain how that works."
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"What's up with mopey?"
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