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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Malcolm Babysits (S01E01)

"robots are evil."
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"Westworld, Terminator"
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"How much scientific proof do you need?"
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"Mom!"
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"Malcolm, no!"
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"If you want this thing so badly"
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"You're starting to baby-sit next week."
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"What will they pay me?"
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"I'll tell you what they'll pay you."
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"What all jobs pay... less than you're worth"
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"and just enough to keep you crawling back for more."
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"That's the way discussions go down in this family."
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"I tell them my needs and they say no."
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"Then Dad reveals another cartoon character"
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"he's afraid of."
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"You butt-wipe, that's my toothbrush."
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"So use mine."
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"You can't just take someone's toothbrush."
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"You have got to call the exterminator!"
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"What, and miss out on watching you hunt?"
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"Reese: Malcolm, stop!"
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"(boys yelling)"
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"Lois: That's it!"
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"Go to bed!"
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"(grunting)"
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"Bed!"
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"I haven't rinsed yet."
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"Only boys who behave themselves get to rinse."
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"Honestly, every night we go through this!"
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"Mom, can I have a story?"
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"Once upon a time there was a little boy"
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"who made his mother so crazy"
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"No, a nice one with monkeys."
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"Hal: Ah, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"Ah, you cannot hide."
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"Aw!"
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"Hey, Francis, aren't you going to open up"
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"It opens every door in the academy, Stanley."
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"Every door."
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"I think it's cookies."
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"I'm about to expose"
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"to the harsh light of day."
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"So, can I open it?"
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"Yeah."
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"What'd my mom send me?"
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"Bug-infested cookies."
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"This is the biggest, nicest house I've ever seen!"
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"Wow!"
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"Dinner? Me? Saved?"
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"Dinner?"
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"turkey or roast beef, so we fixed you a platter."
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"Platter?!"
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"Okay, kids, what time is it?"
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"So you're just paying me"
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"to hang out here for three hours?"
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"We'll round up to four, of course."
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"Come on, there's got to be a catch!"
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"Otherwise, all you'll get is pornography."
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"The muscles in my face keep pulling on my mouth."
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"Oh, I think I'm happy!"
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"I just don't understand"
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"Well, it's been pretty hot this year."
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"That's part of it, but, uh..."
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"mostly it's that giant pile of candy wrappers"
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"and half-eaten cereal boxes"
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"you have in your crawl space."
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"It's like there's some kind of creepy hobo"
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"Whoa..."
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"there really is a lost bomb shelter."
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"I didn't want to say this before"
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"but you've confirmed it..."
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"We're not going to find anything interesting."
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"Why can't we just stay at a nice hotel?"
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"so they can stay in nice hotels."
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"thank you so much for lending us your trailer."
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"Oh, I'm just glad someone's finally"
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"I bought it 15 years ago to take on my honeymoon."
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"No, I live on hope."
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"Well..."
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"thanks again."
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"You're welcome."
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"Bye."
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"Good-bye."
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"Aw, this is cozy!"
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"My butt is sweating."
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"Ah, it just needs to air out a little."
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"The trailer!"
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"Come on, let's make the best of this."
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"I'm going to go baby-sit."
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"It's still early."
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"They paying you okay?"
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"It's okay."
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"I can't believe how much these people are paying me!"
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"I'm actually making more an hour than Mom does."
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"(sighing contentedly)"
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"I got to stop doing this."
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"It's creepy, right?"
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""Lester.""
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"Looks like he was the janitor."
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"How long you think he's been down here?"
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"I'd say May of'85."
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"Then why did you lick him?"
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"How often do you get to taste a mummy?"
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"Uh, no, you can't do that."
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"and he'll punish you"
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"and then he'll punish me"
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"and I'm going to have to punish you."
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"Yeah, but don't you think that's kind of sad?"
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"Yeah, well, judging by the empty scotch bottles"
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"Damn. Beta."
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"when I bought this mesh underwear."
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"Close the door. Were you raised"
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"in a barn?"
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"Are you sure?"
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"Yeah."
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"make up your mind?"
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"There's no need for that kind of tone."
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"It wasn't a tone."
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"There it is again."
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"Look, Hal, it's hot."
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