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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Malcolm Babysits (S01E01)

"We're all cranky."
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"Will you please just drop it?"
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"Fine."
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"I think you should apologize."
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"I didn't hear you apologize to me"
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"when you used up all the liquid in the chemical toilet."
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"Boys, will you step outside for second?"
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"Hal: Oh, really?"
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"Well, as long as we're on the subject of giant asses..."
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"Ah, don't be silly."
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"That's a spiral galaxy."
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"They're rich, they're smart, they're polite..."
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"What are they going to do next, give me a million dollars?"
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"Malcolm, do you want a million dollars?"
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"I said, do you want a sandwich to take home?"
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"Oh. Close enough."
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"I only asked out your sister"
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"because you said you weren't interested!"
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"And I was thinking of you the whole time!"
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"You're throwing out stuff that's not even mine!"
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"What are you looking at?"
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"Hey, this is a private conversation, buster!"
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"(Lois and Hal arguing)"
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"You were right about Lester."
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"Here you go, Lester buddy."
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"Did you tell anyone about this place?"
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"Must've been me, then."
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"Don't you guys have any respect for the dead?"
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"Lester would've wanted me to have his I.D."
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"But that's not the point."
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"This man was not just an alcoholic pervert janitor."
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"He hated the Commandant as much as we do."
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"He was filled with impudent rage, like we are."
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"This man"
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"in basements."
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"They're immortalized in song."
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"They are sent off to Valhalla in flaming ships!"
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"They are not put"
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"(thumping)"
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"Oh, man..."
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"My bad."
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"Go for the spare."
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"Francis, I'm sorry I'm calling you so late."
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"I had to talk to someone."
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"I don't know."
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"Do you ever feel"
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"I think that question's"
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"Hey, listen, while I got you..."
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"Keep it down!"
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"Don't talk to her like that."
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"Would you go sit in the corner?"
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"You ready to make up?"
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"No."
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"I barely see you anymore."
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"That baby-sitting has turned into a full-time job."
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"Gosh, no. Your mother and I have never fought"
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"for this long before."
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"It's been days, and we still haven't made up."
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"I don't even know what the problem is."
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"Something's missing."
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"Boy..."
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"Iook at that sky, Malcolm."
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"Just think"
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"somewhere out there in all those stars and planets"
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"a space dad who just got kicked out"
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"of his space trailer"
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"Or maybe sideways?"
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"The matinee gets out at 4:00"
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"so we should be back before dinner."
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"Okay."
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"What do you want me"
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"to feed the kids for lunch?"
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"Whatever you want. We trust you."
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"People like this trust me."
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"This is why my family sucks."
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"I have no training in this."
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"This job..."
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"me... like."
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"We're thrilled to have found you, Malcolm."
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"You're great to have around."
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"You've really become one of the family."
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"Well..."
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"let's see what our little friend did today."
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"(whistling)"
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"Don't worry."
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"I'd never hurt Barney."
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"He's part of the family."
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"And since a big part of this family"
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"is being such a huge phony"
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"and launching secret investigations"
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"against each other"
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"I thought I'd join in."
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"embarrassing private E-mail..."
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"A little security tip, though."
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"Never use your birthdate"
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"as your password."
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"That's just silly."
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"I don't know who Melissa is"
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"Anyway, I think I hear you guys"
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"pulling up in the driveway"
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"so let's just leave it at this:"
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"I quit."
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"Bye."
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"Who's Melissa?"
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"Hi, son. Didn't hear you drive up."
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"I decided to walk."
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"Hmm?"
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"Nah..."
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"no big deal, especially for you."
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"Malcolm, you should set your sights"
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"it's you."
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"Just, uh... do me a favor, huh?"
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"Why would I say something I didn't mean?"
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"This family may be rude, loud and gross"
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"and have no shame whatsoever..."
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"you know where you stand"
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"Things didn't work out so bad."
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"I made enough money to get my robotics kit."
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"treat them to a movie..."
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"Naw, then I couldn't do this."
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