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Clips from Mork & Mindy - My Dad Can't Beat Up Anybody (S04E04)

"Okay. I'm just gonna leave the light on for a few more minutes, okay?"
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"Oh, that's all right with me, Mind. I've slept through an eclipse. Heh, heh."
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"Yeah, you know... Ugh! Can't sleep. Insomnia!"
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"Oh, oh. The restless... Oh, the tossing, the turning."
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"Oh, you know what's wrong, Mind?"
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"and R-E-S-P-E-C-T, that's what it means to me."
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"He's just infatuated with a movie."
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"Just like you were with the midget wrestlers."
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"Terry the Teeney Terror didn't have a spit curl and red boots."
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"Mork, will you forget the movie? You have your son's respect."
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"No, I don't, Mind, and why should I?"
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"I mean, you bring home the bacon. All I do is collect the grease."
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"You have the biggest responsibility of all,"
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"raising a child."
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"Gloria Steinem didn't buy that one, Mind, and neither do I."
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"I mean, I want my son to look up to me."
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"Even though he does have the height advantage."
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"Mind, I've gotta go out and get myself a job, a legitimate job."
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"Mork, you already have a job,"
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"and that's being an observer for Ork."
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"My gosh, that's like being an ambassador to the entire planet."
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"Yeah, but I can't tell anybody, especially my own son, Mearth."
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"I mean, come home and complain about the boss,"
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"hang around the water cooler, chat with friends,"
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"flirt with my secretary, get drunk at the Christmas party"
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"Mork, listen, if your mind's made up, it's fine with me."
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"I just want you to realize it's not that easy to get a good job."
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"Mind, I am a superior being."
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"I mean, I can get any job I want,"
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"MINDY: Hi. - Oh, hi."
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"Little boodle bugger."
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"What a day it is outside, huh?"
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"Paul Newman blue, you know, like "bing.""
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"It stretches all the way to the Flatirons."
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"If John Denver isn't writing a song now,"
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"he's missing a million-seller."
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"Yeah, mm-hm. Good day job-hunting?"
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"Oh, heh. I mean, the possibilities are infinite."
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"- Oh. - I've narrowed it down to two things:"
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"Either giving blood every day for the rest of my life"
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"or the job at Remtec of nocturnal surveillance official."
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"Nocturnal sur..."
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"Could that be anything like night watchman?"
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"Oh, well, that's a generic term, yes, Mind."
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"Oh. I know the profit sharing, the pension plan,"
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"the perks aren't what they should be,"
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"Well, at least you have options."
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"Yes, oh, Mind, Mind, it's so good to know"
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"that I can expand my knowledge into so many fields"
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"and have the ultimate security and confidence to carry on like that."
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"Well, I have to go away for the weekend to Aspen."
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"Oh, that's fine, Mind. I'm about to lose my son's respect for life,"
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"and you're off barrel jumping with Peggy and Rhonda Fleming."
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"Mork, it's a business trip."
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"Oh. Oh, you're deserting me for business, Mind."
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"That makes me feel a heck of a lot better. I thought it was personal."
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"and here comes Mearth. We'll talk about it later."
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"- Hi, Mearth. MORK: Hello, son, hello."
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"Just stay away from that water hole. It's contaminated."
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"Mork, I think his voice is changing."
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"Oh. Mearth, do you have a frog in your throat?"
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] No. I have John Wayne in my throat"
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"and I have a frog in my pocket."
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"Daddy, I wanna ask you something. I was upstairs watching TV"
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"- and I saw a Western. MORK: Hmm."
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"I wanna ask you, have you ever?"
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"Have you ever strung up 12 outlaws single-handedly?"
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"Boy, I bet everybody at the supermarket"
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"sure thanked your daddy."
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"MEARTH: Uh, I was wondering, is somebody going bye-bye?"
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"- Yeah, I am. MEARTH: Oh."
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"See, Dewey Fishbeck had an allergic reaction to his toupee,"
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"and his head is covered in hives,"
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"Interview the governor? Oh, my gosh, that is important."
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"Daddy's doing something important."
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"MINDY: Mm! - Mm."
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"Not nearly as important as what you're doing."
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"Well, it's American cheese."
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"Oh, American cheese, Mearth."
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"Mom, go on and see the governor."
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"Incidentally, do you think you could get his autograph?"
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"And if you can't, I'd just as soon have yours."
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"Mearth, could you help Mommy by taking her skis down to the car?"
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"It'll be an honor."
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"He's just a child, and he's easily impressed."
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"Tomorrow his hero will be Reggie Jackson."
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"Oh, good, another person I can't compete with."
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"Oh, I really feel like I should stay."
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"Don't be silly. Don't worry."
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"I mean, you know, I'm the eternal optimist."
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"I can be down right now. Life's just a seesaw."
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"I can be down one moment and then, whoop, back up again."
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"Hello?"
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"Speaking."
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"Remtec Corporation? Shh, shh, shh."
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"I scored very high on the IQ test?"
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"I had to play dumb. Ha, ha."
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"The personnel director liked me?"
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"Nothing can stop me now, Mind, I got it."
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"Yes."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Yes."
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"You did it, Mork, you did it."
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"What makes you say that, Mind?"
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"Well, you just said that the personnel director liked you"
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"Well, when they put my personality profile through the computer,"
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"they found out if they left me alone with a Doberman"
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"that he'd bite my head off and bark down my neck."
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"Well, by the time you come back from your trip,"
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"our son will have finally disowned me,"
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"MINDY: Mork, would you give me a hand?"
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"- I missed you. - I missed you too... Oh!"
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"Don't touch me there. I've got a bruise."
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"- Oh, I'm sorry. - Oh, don't touch me there either."
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"- Another bruise? - No, the same one."
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"It goes all the way around. Heh."
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"You know, everybody always told me I was a good skier,"
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"but Governor Lamm makes Jean-Claude Killy"
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"look like a snow bunny."
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"I was skiing on my head."
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