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Clips from Mork & Mindy - My Dad Can't Beat Up Anybody (S04E04)

"I think it's about time you guys came in for a landing."
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"She still may be up there, but her luggage always arrived."
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"- Okay. And Mommy has one job. - Correct."
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"- Oh, Mearth... - Take it out real slow, son, real slow."
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"- Yeah, but he can't fly. - Just because I can't fly"
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"Well, I mean, he's an alien from the planet Krypton and..."
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"Oh, boy, back up to that Fortress of Solitude."
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"Oh, Mind, listen, I mean, even Superman can't do this. Watch."
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"[MORK HUMMING]"
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"Well, Dewey's the anchorman."
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"I don't have my little guy's respect up there,"
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"I mean, Mind, I want to have a job I can talk about."
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"and make a fool out of myself. I mean, something a son can really respect."
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"and if by some fluke of fate I can't,"
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"well, I can always write a diet book."
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"I mean, I'm talking about blue, blue, blue sky,"
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"but I do get along very well with the Doberman."
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"Mork, come on. I love you, and I'm not deserting you,"
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"[AS JOHN WAYNE] Wait a minute, pilgrims."
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"And don't fill your canteens until I tell you."
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"and so I have to go to Aspen to interview the governor."
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"Daddy's making macaroni tonight with cheese."
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"Now, Mork, I don't want you to overreact."
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"[SINGING] Nee-nee-nee"
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"so you take care and have a nice time."
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"MORK: Oh, hi, hi, little pooter,"
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"Oh. It sounds like you were skiing over your head."
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"You ski right past her headstone. You can't miss it."
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"Come on, I was just trying to set the mood."
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"Well, it all started off with a simple lesson in geography."
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"[GASPS]"
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"Let's not jump to any conclusions, son."
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"I'm your son, Mearth. Come on, tell me the truth."
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"The truth is this is mine,"
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"Oh, gee. Not another major depression."
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"Mork McConnell, crime-fighter. Does that make you proud?"
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"- Then you've got it. - Wait a minute."
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"Could I go out there and battle evil with you?"
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"and watch your daddy swing into action."
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"Oh, son. Son, don't you worry about a thing."
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"You're still my hero, but don't wear the muff, okay?"
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"[MEN SPEAK INDISTINCTLY]"
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"Come on in here, get a quick cold drink, and get on our way."
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"We'd like two milks, please."
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"Uh, incidentally, could I have a glass with Fred Flintstone on it?"
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"who will violate law and the American way."
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"There been some people asking questions about you."
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"Nobody finds me unless I want them to find me."
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"Now, that's a criminal over there with a gun,"
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"[MEARTH CRYING]"
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"Hey, I happen to be a violent person, so shut up."
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"I want those pockets turned inside out. What have you got to hide?"
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"Daddy, I have so much respect for you."
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"Well, I guess I owe it all to Ann Miller's hair spray."
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"He doesn't mean anything to me."
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"Mork calling Orson. Come in..."
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"Well, I have a report for him, Keezbalita."
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"They should be concentrating on being loved for what they are,"
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"Well, patience, patience."
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"[MORK HUMMING "SUPERMAN" THEME]"
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"Well, it's been about two and a half hours since we've seen Superman."
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"Come on, Mom, you can join in with us."
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"Just because you're a girl, you know, we won't make fun of you."
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"- You can fly just like we can. - Yeah, Mind. Lots of women can fly."
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"I mean, look at this: There's Tinker Bell, there was Grace Slick."
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"There was, I mean, Amelia Earhart."
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"Even the Wright Brothers came down for milk and cookies, Mearth."
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"MINDY: So you liked your first movie, huh, Mearth?"
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"Well, I really did enjoy the movies."
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"You know something, I've been thinking, Mom."
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"Now, as I understand it,"
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"- Superman has two jobs, right? - That's correct."
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"And Daddy watches General Hospital."
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"Well, no comment."
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"Oh, no, Mearth, your daddy has a job. He watches you."
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"Not during General Hospital."
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"Gee, you know something?"
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"I hope when I grow up I'll be just like Superman."
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"I thought you wanted to grow up to be just like me."
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"Why?"
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"Mearth, your dad's wonderful."
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"No, come on, that's all right. I'll take it over."
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"Son, I have lots of wonderful qualities. I'm prompt, I'm..."
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"Jump in any time, Mind."
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"Your father is loving and special and unique."
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"doesn't mean I don't have a lot in common with Superman. I mean..."
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"Does the planet Ork mean anything to you?"
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"Whoo. Well, you know, Mearth, I think it's way past your bedtime."
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"So why don't you take your milk and cookies"
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"and go upstairs and put on your Dr. Denton's?"
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"- Okay. - Okay?"
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"Boy, I tell you, I'm gonna really plug in that electric blanket tonight"
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"and, mm, watch kitty go "rawr!""
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"Mork, I thought you agreed that we wouldn't tell Mearth"
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"you're an alien until he gets younger."
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"I know, but he's been talking up that guy in the tights again."
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"Eee..."
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"Mork. Tsk."
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"- Mind, I bet he can't do the carioca. - The what?"
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"Got the carioca..."
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"Mork, you don't have to prove anything."
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"You have your son's respect. Listen, all kids go through"
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"a form of hero worship."
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"Believe me, it'll pass."
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"I guess you're right. But just to be on the safe side,"
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"from now on, I'm only gonna take him to hear Slim Whitman sing Aida."
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"[SINGING IN HIGH VOICE]"
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"[MORK HUMMING]"
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"What you doing, Mind?"
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"Oh, just brushing my hair and making some notes."
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"Doing that both at the same time?"
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"Boy, you're one up on Gerald Ford."
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"What are the notes for?"
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"Well, Governor Lamm is taking a skiing vacation up in Aspen,"
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"and Dewey Fishbeck's going up to interview him,"
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"so they asked me to write questions for him to ask the governor."
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"How come he's not writing his own?"
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"All he knows how to do is joke about the weatherman's sports coat."
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"Well, time for me to hit the old sack."
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