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Clips from BoJack Horseman - A Safe Space (S03E03)

"-Joy buzzer. You just got Jurjed! -[groaning]"
BoJack Horseman
"All right, I'll see you later."
BoJack Horseman
"Vivica. Now I know why they call you A. Fox."
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"Excuse me, you gonna stay here long?"
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"We got the OCD Image Awards tomorrow,"
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"Leggo my preggo.""
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"-Is that right? -That is exactly correct, A Ryan,"
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"but I am very excited for this opportunity to put a face on this important issue."
BoJack Horseman
"One out of three women will have an abortion in her life."
BoJack Horseman
"That sounds crazy high to me, I don't buy it."
BoJack Horseman
"I wanted to destigmatize the experience for all women out there,"
BoJack Horseman
"-New single? -Just relax."
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"Crack an egg on your head, feel the yolk drip down."
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"'cause this song is called "Get Dat Fetus Kill Dat Fetus.""
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"No, stop."
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"Glasses, you did this. You empowered me to tell my story."
BoJack Horseman
"I think the tone might be a little severe?"
BoJack Horseman
"Look, when you get an abortion, you can express yourself however you want,"
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"but this is about my body and my choices,"
BoJack Horseman
"Ugh! I am getting an abortion. You're not even really pregnant."
BoJack Horseman
""Brrap brrap. Pew pew.""
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"But has the concept of women having choices gone too far?"
BoJack Horseman
"We've assembled this diverse panel of white men in bow ties"
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"to talk about abortion. Gentlemen?"
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"would I put my life on hold for a child I didn't want? Yes, I would."
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"-Does this video glamorize abortion? -Very possibly, Tom."
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"Millennials today think everything is NBD."
BoJack Horseman
"NBD of course stands for No BD, referring to B.D. Wong,"
BoJack Horseman
"and then she can just fart it out."
BoJack Horseman
"Where did you hear this intriguing "fart it out" theory?"
BoJack Horseman
"in his new film, but his latest prank might make you... think?"
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"[groaning] Jurj. He likes pranks, huh?"
BoJack Horseman
"I'll prank him. I'll prank him real good."
BoJack Horseman
"We'll need to draw him out. What do A-list actors like?"
BoJack Horseman
"Stretch limos? Nannies?"
BoJack Horseman
"Flying their private jets to disaster areas so they can "help out"?"
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, limos. We'll get a limo."
BoJack Horseman
"I'll pick him up, and he'll be all like, "I'm Jurj, I suck,""
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"Pranked!"
BoJack Horseman
"It really doesn't seem like a prank as much as you hitting him with a bat."
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"[with accent] Good afternoon, Mr. Clooners."
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, man, just one sec, my publicist is right behind me."
BoJack Horseman
"Of course. Bring the publicist."
BoJack Horseman
"Right, well, anyway, we're going to the AOL-Time-Warner-PepsiCo-Viacom"
BoJack Horseman
"Uh... okay, yes, ma'am. Here I go. Driving, driving."
BoJack Horseman
"I am totally out of toilet paper, so if you could find a Rite Aid."
BoJack Horseman
"You have to go in and buy the TP for me. I'll get mobbed by fans if I go in."
BoJack Horseman
"Just pick out something extra soft for my tushy."
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"-Chop chop. -Okay."
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"My concern is that you're actually giving the pro-life movement"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, my God, you are so boring."
BoJack Horseman
"Can I abort talking to you right now? Abort."
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"-You need to stop and think-- -Or what? You gonna sic Fido on me?"
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"Can you let it go? I don't want to have to ask you again."
BoJack Horseman
"I really think we have the chance to say something here,"
BoJack Horseman
"That's the gun sounds, from the song."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, that's what I did. "Pshow, kapow.""
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"-Pshow, kapow! -Bop!"
BoJack Horseman
"Can everyone please stop making gun sounds?"
BoJack Horseman
"It is really freaking me out."
BoJack Horseman
"My point is, everyone's listening to you now."
BoJack Horseman
"Soon people are gonna get bored and move onto the next thing"
BoJack Horseman
"Believe me, it happens sooner than you think."
BoJack Horseman
"Okay, we're here, finally. Get out."
BoJack Horseman
"Ooh, can we make one more stop?"
BoJack Horseman
"I just remembered we left my wife back at the house."
BoJack Horseman
"Can we go back? Pwease?"
BoJack Horseman
"Driver? The man said, "Pwease.""
BoJack Horseman
"That's it. Enough. I am not your driver. It is I, BoJack."
BoJack Horseman
"[gasping] BoJack? What are you doing?"
BoJack Horseman
"I was gonna prank Jurj by hitting him with this bat,"
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"but you got into the car because, apparently, you are a two-timing liar."
BoJack Horseman
"What's the thing with the bat?"
BoJack Horseman
"BoJack, this is not a good look on you."
BoJack Horseman
"All this time, I thought you believed in me."
BoJack Horseman
"Not to me. You're doing great work for this asshole who loves pranks."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, with a bad prank to show how stupid pranks are."
BoJack Horseman
"which is actually a trademark of a great prank."
BoJack Horseman
"Well played, sir."
BoJack Horseman
"Not my publicist. You're fired."
BoJack Horseman
"I do. I just did."
BoJack Horseman
"[scoffing] Who's gonna set up your press appearances?"
BoJack Horseman
"Your hopeless agent? Your idiot sidekick?"
BoJack Horseman
"Sextina, welcome to the program. Can I get a "pew pew" for the fans?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Tom, abortion is a very serious subject. -Yes, very serious, I agree."
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"show America what it's really about,"
BoJack Horseman
"What what?"
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"-What? -What?"
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"when you're not even really having an abortion?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Fake abortion. Movie magic, like in Argo."
BoJack Horseman
"That is not what happened in Argo."
BoJack Horseman
"If we're gonna do this, we got to be real tasteful."
BoJack Horseman
"John Carpenter can do the practical effects."
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"-He owes me a favor. -What?"
BoJack Horseman
"We'll book Eddie Redmayne as the fetus."
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"Not if we do it tasteful."
BoJack Horseman
"Diane, this is what the client wants. Stop making it about you."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm not making it about me."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm sorry you're so fertile"
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"and in a sexually active, loving relationship"
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"and now you don't want a family."
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"-I'm sure that's really hard for you. -What?"
BoJack Horseman
"Uh... if this is not about me anymore, then I'mma go."
BoJack Horseman
"Y'all figure your shit out and get back at me."
BoJack Horseman
"Can a chitch get a parking validation or what?"
BoJack Horseman
"Is there something you want to say to me?"
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"I have given everything to get where I am, and I am not about to throw all that away."
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"That's the gig. And you're not good enough at this job to be too good for this job."
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"[groaning]"
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"Yo, Beardo, where did you go?"
BoJack Horseman
"I need to get my parking validation did, or I cannot leave."
BoJack Horseman
"All right, new publicist. What do you got for me?"
BoJack Horseman
"What? No, I didn't."
BoJack Horseman
"They need someone to dress up like a gorilla and spin a sign."
BoJack Horseman
"Why would I do that?"
BoJack Horseman
"Anything that gets your face out there, right?"
BoJack Horseman
"How does it get my face out there dressed like a gorilla?"
BoJack Horseman
"Maybe that one's a dud,"
BoJack Horseman
"but hey, you think Lou Bega knocked it out of the park"
BoJack Horseman
"with "Mambo Number One"?"
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