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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - The Manchurian Dinner Date (S02E02)

"or the Most Prominent Feature?"
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"Both of you, shut your eyes-mouth."
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"No one cares."
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"Is that Audrey? Say hi for me."
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"Alison says hi."
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"Your mom wanted me to tell you to come join us in the kitchen."
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"She's gonna make dumplings while I quiz you with flashcards."
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"I have to go deal with this."
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"Okay, but promise me you won't say anything."
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"So, quick quesh..."
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"She panicked and sent her friend Audrey."
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"I knew it wasn't her."
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"I'm good with faces. I use the Mouth-Chin Method."
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"Perfect? Look at this sleeve."
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"Can we move some of this over here?"
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"_"
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"That's not even a real ruler. That's Bubble Tape."
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"She does?!"
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"Oh. Right. That's not good."
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"This is untenable, dawg!"
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"I learned it from Audrey's flashcards."
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"It was a long night."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I get it. But we have to come clean."
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"Come over tonight. We'll tell my mom it was a joke."
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"and boom... Problem solved."
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"Emery... Emery... Emery... Emery..."
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"Huang... Huang... Huang... Huang."
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"That's your cue."
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"Oh. Great."
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"Wait."
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"Emery, you don't just speak to people's ears."
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"You speak to their eyes."
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"Give me your speech. I'll show you how it's done."
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""Good afternoon, Palms Elementary School.""
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"Dad, that's my speech!"
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"Dad!"
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"I had prepared some remarks,"
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"And then the real speech is on your hand."
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"Ohh."
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"And you swapped out my speech with the pages you ripped up."
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"Hey, what's that alien's name?"
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"You ready?"
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"Hello, Mother."
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"- Funny story. - Eddie!"
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"Hi. Your mom called and invited me to play mahjong."
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"She insisted that I come over."
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"Insisted."
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"She never feeds Grandma any good tiles."
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"_"
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"Who's this?"
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"Hi. I'm, uh..."
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"She's, uh, selling Girl Scout cookies."
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"Nope, we're all good."
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"Thanks, stranger! See yourself out! Byebye!"
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"Alison?"
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"- Where's Audrey? - Still at my house."
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"Are you in line for the bathroom?"
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"Yeah. I like waiting in line."
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"You know what I hate? Line cutters."
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"You know who they're really cutting?"
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"- Themselves. - Themselves."
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"Your mom's so happy with Audrey. I'd just be a disappointment."
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"I guess tomorrow at your brother's graduation,"
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"Well, I better get going."
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"I don't know which I like more, the pomp or the circumstance."
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"Alison!"
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"Alison!"
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"We need to get your girlfriend some pork bone stew,"
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"Alison!"
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"Hi, Reba."
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"I heard about your dating mess."
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"It's the talk of the band."
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"Sounds like the whole thing's FUBAR."
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"Have a nice summer."
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"You, too."
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"Hopefully when I get back, you'll have realized..."
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"♪ Never trust a big butt and a smile ♪"
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"Poison."
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"Reba."
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"Why aren't I wearing my new suit, Grandma?"
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"_"
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"Welcome to the Palms Elementary School class of 1996 graduation!"
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"And before we begin, a quick announcement."
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"Uh, Billy Sanders, I've just been informed"
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"that you got a "D" on your last art project, so..."
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"Please give a warm welcome to your valedictorian, Emery Huang!"
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"Fourscore and three semesters ago..."
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"I'd prepared a speech,"
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"but instead I wanted to speak from the heart."
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"So, I'd like to take a few moments"
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"My dad for giving me the confidence"
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"My grandma."
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"_"
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"And my little brother, Evan,"
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"for teaching me that class comes in all sizes."
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"And my mom for always wanting what's best"
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"And my brother Eddie"
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"And thank you to everyone else who supported me."
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"- That's not my girlfriend! - I don't like your girlfriend!"
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"And now a medley by the Orlando Youth Orchestra."
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"Wait. I thought you loved my girlfriend."
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"She's perfect."
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"I just didn't realize how boring that would be."
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"She's like tofu."
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"You need someone with more personality, Eddie."
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"Like you."
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"I'm confused."
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"She's not your girlfriend?"
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"No. The real Alison freaked out"
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"when I told her you wanted me to date a Chinese girl."
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"She just has to act Chinese in here."
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"So, if the girl I met isn't your girlfriend, then who is?"
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"First-chair piccolo."
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"And now I'd like to introduce our next valedictorian,"
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"At our school, everyone is valedictorian"
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"They're pal-edictorians."
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"Oh, oh, that's... That's the light, dear."
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"Oh, okay."
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