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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - The Manchurian Dinner Date (S02E02)

"Hi, Mom! It's me... Chica!"
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"So, in order to make a good first impression,"
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"you used a Chinese double... Very clever."
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"- It's exactly what I would have done. - Thank you."
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"So, how did you get so good at piccolo?"
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"To be honest, I started playing"
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"because there are a lot of unclaimed piccolo scholarships."
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"Yes."
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"Mom, are you ever gonna let me talk to Alison?"
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"You have to start training them young."
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"Okay."
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"Eddie, I'm gonna need you to take it easy on the thighs."
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"I'm sorry, but the good food is for graduates only."
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"Thanks for everything, Dad."
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"No, it didn't."
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"I'm sorry."
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"In the moment, everything I'd written just didn't feel right."
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"Even Lincoln had to write his down."
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"You're a natural."
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"Hmm. Maybe one day you could teach me something."
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"I'd be honored."
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"But I'm busy."
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"- See what I did there? - I like what you did."
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"Thanks for inviting me to be your date."
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"Thanks for saying yes."
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"Is that chicken?"
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"Jessica."
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"Why can't Emery find a nice girlfriend, like Eddie did?"
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"Grandma? What's going on?"
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"Nice suit."
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"I can't believe I've never seen "Malcolm X.""
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"his name would have been Malcolm 10."
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"Denzel looks good in glasses."
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"Is there a Mrs. X?"
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"She went on to become an educator"
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"and civil rights leader."
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"Oh."
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"Malcolm X sure can give a speech."
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"when he saw a great injustice."
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"Which brings me to the water bill."
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"- Go! Run! - Go, go!"
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"So, I was looking at it..."
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"I can't believe the school year's almost over."
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"By Santa's beard!"
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"Very well."
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"Girlfriend?! What girlfriend?"
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"I thought she'd gotten over that,"
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"I said you were my boo, my fly girl, my fine shorty."
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"for being so nice."
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"Wh..."
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"I know you want him to date a Chinese girl,"
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"Call her. She'll explain everything."
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"Um, are you crying?"
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"Come on. Come on. Let's go."
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"Tell her, "Hi, Al.""
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"We'll figure something out tomorrow at school."
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"That's not Alison."
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"Eddie!"
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"Do you have anything lemon?"
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"I'm sorry. I just... My mom looked so happy."
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"Eddie, hurry up!"
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"If the water bill's too high, we all get grounded."
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"help her hearing."
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"Hi, Eddie."
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"Fudged Up Beyond All Reba."
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"Poison."
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"The one playing 2Pac on the piccolo."
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"Chica Cohen."
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"so they don't feel left out."
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"Hi, Mom!"
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"Your "tearing up the speech" trick worked."
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"We have so many shared interests."
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"- Yes! - Awesome!"
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"featuring all-you-can-eat chicken."
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"I love this girlfriend of yours, Eddie."
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"turned on the water, and crawled out the window."
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"Hi, Emery."
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"_"
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"I was saving "Malcolm X" for when I did something really bad,"
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"I wouldn't."
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"I'm Alison."
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"Practice."
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"Change your mind about those Thin Mints?"
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"Lincoln knew that."
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"for being honest and always speaking his mind."
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"Mnh-mnh."
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"Be a gentleman and go get us some more chicken."
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"You're going to date a Chinese girl."
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"It's too much pressure."
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"but instead, I'm going to speak from the heart."
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"Who are you?"
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"Oh, hi! You must be Mr. and Mrs. Huang."
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"I've mentioned her several times."
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"Good afternoon."
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"Have your brothers help you do the math."
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"Be right there!"
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"I'm famous!"
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"Yeah, that's my boy!"
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""Boo"? That's the word of a ghost."
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"Hmm."
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"And now, your valedictorian,"
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"to recognize the people"
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"S02E23 The Manchurian Dinner Date"
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"But I'm busy."
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"Isn't a suit complicated to make?"
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"That's another thing about Alison... so punctual."
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"Well, I hope you're happy. My mom loves you."
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"Right?"
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"You didn't ask Alison if she wanted cookies."
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"I don't know. I just panicked."
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"What a crowd."
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"♪ Those girls are poison ♪"
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"He said my name in the microphone."
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