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Clips from Grindhouse (2007)

"How bad is he?"
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"He got banged up real good."
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"Is that it?"
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"That will be all?"
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"So, Pop, what do you think?"
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"...what I think is so goddamn ghoulish, I hesitate to speak it out loud."
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"Well, give it a shot."
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"He used a car and not a hatchet, but they're dead just the same."
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"Well, what are you gonna do?"
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"DA says there ain't no crime here."
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"Every one of them gals was swimming in alcohol and floating on weed"
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"and old Hooper in there came out clean as a whistle."
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"Now you actually think that he premeditatedly murdered them gals?"
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"Yeah, but Pop, he got pretty banged up himself."
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"Hell, yeah, he got banged up, but goddamn, them pretty little gals"
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"look like a goddamn giant chewed them up and spit them out."
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"Why?"
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"High velocity impact, twisted metal, busted glass,"
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"all four souls taken exactly at the same time."
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"Probably the only way that diabolical degenerate can shoot his goo."
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"It just so happens that we're all three off-duty"
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"- for the next three days of shooting. - Fucking hell, how does that happen?"
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"I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's make-up and she's off for the next three days."
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"There's no stunts being filmed during that time so Kim's free"
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"The director, Cecil Evans, is so much fun."
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"So, let's hear it ladies. Set romances? Who's getting it off?"
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"That would be Lee and Toolbox."
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"- He's a grip. - What he is, is a pervert."
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"Well, he just keeps sounding better and better."
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"What's his perversion?"
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"He like to watch me pee."
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"Lee is sitting on a toilet and Toolbox is watching her pee!"
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"P-I-S-S-I-N-G.."
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"He's this electrician named Bruce. Kim started calling him The Rock"
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"because he kinda looks like The Rock so we all just call him The Rock."
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"Uh-uh, no dick this trip."
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"- Kim!! - What?"
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"He totally had a girlfriend."
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"All Kim's boyfriends start out as somebody else's boyfriend."
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"I didn't steal any of them. They just... jumped ship."
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"- So what's your story, Abernathy? - Oh, Abbie's got the big kahuna."
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"Set crush? Nigga, please. You were his set wife."
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"Bitch, you two are still into each other and you know it."
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"Yeah, well, if he's so in love with me,"
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"Yes, men are dogs. Oh, it's so funny!"
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"- Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker. - Bitch, you need to get over that shit."
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"- That was two weeks ago. - Oh, well, now you put it like that..."
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"Thank you."
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"Did he know it was your birthday? He's the director. He's kind of busy."
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"He ate a piece of my birthday cake and he got me a present."
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"Yeah, I think he knew."
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"What did he get you?"
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"He made me a tape."
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"He made you a tape?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, that is so romantic."
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"Yes, I know what you're gonna say, so don't even go there."
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"Sounds like the test of true love to me."
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"Look, I know you guys like him."
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"He's likeable."
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"But he fucked another woman on my birthday."
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"How can you not be on my side?"
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"- Well, I admit, that sounds bad. - It is bad."
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"It just sounds like there's a little more to it than that."
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"- Were you two fucking? - Hell, no."
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"- Hello, is your name Abernathy? - Sorry."
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"The answer to your question is no. Of course not."
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"- What do you mean, No, of course not? - The reason Cecil hasn't had"
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"a girlfriend in six years is because girls will fuck him."
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"And if you fuck Cecil, you don't become one of his girlfriends."
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"Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, but if I did want to be his girlfriend,"
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"if I fucked him, I wouldn't be his girlfriend. I'd be one of his regulars."
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"And I'm just getting too fucking old for that shit."
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"- Have you let him do anything? - Yes!"
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"I've let him give me a foot massage and when we go to the movies,"
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"I've let him hold my hand."
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"Bitch, you might be acting like you're 12 years old,"
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"You need to break that nigga off a piece."
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"- You're not fucking him. - Hm-hm."
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"- You're not sucking him. - Hm-hm."
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"You're not giving him any tongue, but Daryl Hannah's stand-in is?"
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"Oh!"
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"So, Zoë, Kim, and I are in the Philippines at an outdoor rave."
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"- What were you working on?? - Three Kicks to the Head, part three."
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"And admittedly, we were a little fucked up."
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"So Zoë, the genius, wants to take a picture of me."
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"So, she's got her camera and keeps saying, Step back a little."
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"So I do."
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"Then, A little further. So I step back a little further."
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"Then I realize, I'm right at the edge of a seven foot concrete ditch."
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"With God knows how many rocks, and broken bottles, and rats in it."
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"I probably would have broken my fucking neck."
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"So I'm yelling at her, Zoë, you almost killed me!"
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"So we laugh about it and walk a little further,"
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"and Zoë starts fuckin' around."
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"Thank you. Yeah, thank you."
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"I remember taking a step and looking down."
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"- What happened? - What, with Zoë the cat?"
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"Nothing. If I fell in that fucking thing"
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"they would've had to helicopter me out of there."
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"But then, later, I started feeling a little bad about myself."
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"Zoë falls in the ditch and it's nothing, we're laughing about it."
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"If I fell in that fucking thing..."
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"... I probably would have been fucking paralyzed."
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"- Well, physically speaking,"
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"Having said that, before you get too envious of Zoë's prowess,"
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"you're missing the most important part of that story."
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"You didn't fall in the ditch. Zoë did."
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"Zoë even knew there was a ditch there because you told her"
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"and she still fell in."
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"So, Lee's right. We all have our talents."
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"Check it out, bitch."
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"- Ooh, nice one, mate. - I noticed."
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"- What's a roscoe?? - Roscoe is a pistol."
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"- You carry a gun?? - Uh-huh."
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"You have a license to carry it?"
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"Oh, I didn't know you were..."
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"Yes. Now, do I approve? No."
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"Do I know? Yes."
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"Look, I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in,"
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"You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns tend to get shot"
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