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Clips from Grindhouse (2007)

"And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room"
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"in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped."
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"- Don't do your laundry at midnight. - Fuck that, I want to do my laundry"
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"whenever the fuck I want to do my laundry."
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"There are other things you can carry other than a gun."
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"Uh, a motherfucker try to rape me, I don't want to give him a skin rash."
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"How about a knife, at least?"
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"They get shot."
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"Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I won't carry a gun."
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"And when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh."
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"But until that day, it's wild west, motherfucker."
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"So Zoë, you thought about what you want to do first?"
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"It just so happens, I know exactly what I want to do."
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"To me, there's no point in being in America"
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"unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car."
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"And I want to drive a Dodge Challenger, fuck me, swinging balls out."
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"Um... Well, I guess we could talk to transpo."
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"But does it have to be a Dodge Challenger?"
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"No worries, mate. I've got it all worked out."
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"When I knew I was coming here, I went online and found out"
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"- So back home... - I'm sorry. Where's home?"
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"I repeat, never call a Kiwi an Aussie."
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"That is, unless you want your ass kicked."
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"I'm so sorry. I really am."
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"Oh, that's OK. We're just taking the piss out of you, mate."
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"Auckland, to answer your question."
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"Anyway, I subscribed to the local paper a month ago."
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"Now why in the fuck you want a local redneck newspaper in New Zealand?"
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"Pipe down and I'll tell you."
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"in this town, some dude is selling a stock"
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"1970 Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine and a white paint job."
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"And you want to buy it?"
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"Oh, Kowalski."
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"What's Vanishing Point?"
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"What's Vanishing Point?"
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"Abs, I'm supposed to be the illiterate one."
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"It's just one of the best American movies ever made."
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"Excuse me, most girls? What the fuck are you two?"
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"Yeah, well, we're gearheads. Of course we watched it."
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"Y'all grew up watching that Pretty in Pink shit."
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"Oh, I like Pretty in Pink."
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"Of course, I did. I'm a girl. But I also watched car shit, too."
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"Vanishing Point, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, Gone in 60 Seconds, the real one."
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"Not that Angelina Jolie bullshit."
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"that plays Vanishing Point, Big Wednesday,"
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"all the classics."
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"What do you horny gals want?"
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"Yeah, you got a 1970 Dodge Challenger for sale?"
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"Right up here, ladies."
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"- This shit is off the fuckin' hook. - Fuckin' legendary, mate."
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"Sweet as. Well, if you'll excuse me for a moment,"
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"- You ladies take your time. - OK."
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"Mmm."
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"What are you waiting for? Ask him to let you drive it by yourself."
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"What?"
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"If he let's us take it out on our own, I want to play Ship's Mast."
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"- Ain't no way I'm doing Ship's Mast. - For Christ's sake..."
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"- Don't blaspheme. - Sorry."
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"Now, what did you say after the last time?"
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"- Look, I know what I said. - What did you say?"
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"No, you didn't say we shouldn't. You said we ain't ever"
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"But, my ass! You said, not only are we never gonna play Ship's Mast again,"
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"but you also said, if you ever do what you're trying to do now,"
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"to not only refuse,"
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"but that I had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary."
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"- Well... - No, no, no, no."
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"Answer the question, motherfucker. Did you or did you not say that?"
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"- Yes, I said that, however... - Whatever with your however."
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"I know I said it, and I know I meant it."
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"But when I said it, I didn't mean in America."
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"I meant we should never play Ship's Mast again in New Zealand and Australia."
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"You are such a liar."
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"Look, I know what I said when I said it."
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"But when I said it, I didn't know I'd ever come to America."
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"And when I said it, if I had of known I was gonna come to America,"
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"and have the opportunity to play Ship's Mast on the fucking"
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"Vanishing Point Challenger, I would have added a however."
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"However..."
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"Just because you talked yourself into some stupid shit,"
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"I'll be your best friend."
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"I don't need me no best friend who lives on the other side of planet Earth."
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"Well, of course, I'll crack it anyway."
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"But now, while I'm here, I'll be your back-cracking slave."
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"Whenever you want it, you got it. You don't even have to ask for it."
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"You just order me to do it."
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"Just be like, Bitch get over here and get busy."
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"So... We're gonna see if this guy'll let us take the car out without him."
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"I said, we're gonna see if this guy will let us take the car out without him..."
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"I heard what you said. I just can't believe what you said."
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"You know, you two got some fuckin' balls."
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"- What? - Don't play dumb ass with me."
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"I've been up all night, I'm still a little drunk, and I have a hangover."
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"but because Zoë wanted to drive some fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here."
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"No, scratch that, tell me, I gotta go make conversation"
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"with Tom Joad while the cool kids get to go out and play?"
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"Bullshit on that."
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"- It ain't like that. - Then what's it like, Kim?"
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"You guys are our collateral. He's never gonna go for it if we all go."
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"I really think one human being will be collateral enough."
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"You're not gonna want to do what we're doing."
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"What? To drive a car?"
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"- ain't gonna wanna do what we're doing. - How do you know I don't wanna do it?"
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"- 'Cause you're a mom. - Yeah."
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"You know, we're supposed to be this big posse, but that's the excuse"
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"you guys use whenever you want to exclude me from something."
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"You know, we're kind of conning this guy so maybe it's best"
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"Besides, he's probably not gonna let us do it anyway."
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"OK, how about this?"
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"I'll talk him into it. But if I talk him into it, I go along."
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"- How are you gonna do that? - Ah! That's my problem."
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"But don't worry. He'll say yes."
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"- What are you gonna do, blow him? - No!"
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"I'm gonna insinuate that Lee's gonna blow him."
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"That's a good one."
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"Not really. But let me handle it."
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"We got a deal?"
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"You wanna hang with the cool kids, you've got to be cool."
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"We take you along, you don't say shit. You don't even say crap."
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"- You understand? - Got it."
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"I'm serious. You start nagging us, we're pulling over to the side of the road"
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