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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Safe House (S08E08)

"I didn't really do anything."
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"And you know what would be wonderful, Larry?"
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"Is that so many of these women have a negative connotation"
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"- as far as a male perspective goes. - Of course, yes."
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"So it would be so great"
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"to have a safe man in their midst"
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"that could give them a male perspective"
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"that they could feel good about hearing."
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"In a safe place, yes."
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"Oh my goodness, that's wonderful."
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"Maybe I could drum up a date over there, huh?"
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"- I'd like to introduce our neighbor and friend Larry. - Hello."
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"What a great pleasure to meet you all."
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"By the way, very nice house, if you don't mind my saying."
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"- Beautiful. - Margaret: Isn't it nice?"
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"I don't know where you were living before,"
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"You hit the jackpot with this place, huh?"
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"You know what, Larry? Thank you for admiring our home."
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"You're really hitting the cake here, huh? And donuts?"
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"You're welcome to help yourself."
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"I hope you guys are working out eating this..."
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"My father would call this crap."
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"- ( Laughs ) - that's a lot of crap."
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"Larry, I think you might remember our friend saundra."
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"Did you have anything you wanted to say to saundra?"
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"I do have something I'd like to say."
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"First off, I want to apologize"
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"as a result of the dog pooping."
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"I was just going to say"
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"that your anger is your problem"
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"- Huh, interesting. - Okay, but it really was great"
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"that Larry acknowledged your feelings and apologized."
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"- I guess, yeah. - Hmm, she doesn't seem to be too overwhelmed by it."
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"But you know what?"
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"I feel very good about that interaction and..."
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"It's just that dogs don't really have control of when they go."
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"Yeah, but the owner has control of where the dog goes."
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"- Right. You know what? - Do you want to apologize to my dog?"
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"Because you really yelled at my dog."
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"Yeah, it's very hard to apologize to a dog"
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"You know, okay, again..."
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"We're going to move on down the couch."
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"And I think you may also remember Karen."
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"Larry: Karen!"
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"I would just like to apologize to you as well"
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"if I made you uncomfortable in any way at the market..."
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"You did. It's okay."
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"Wow. - ...When you were bawling in front of the refrigerator."
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"- I was very upset. - I know, I see."
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"I would suggest, however, that the next time"
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"you feel overwhelmed by something"
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"to go to a different section,"
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"a section that's not used as much as the ice cream"
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"The hoisin sauce I don't think is a big..."
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"It's not like buying ice cream."
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"we're going to concentrate"
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"on the positive part of what you had to say."
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"- So... - Who's that one?"
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"- That is Dale. She's one of our members. - Dale?"
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"- Yes. - Wow."
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"Why don't you finish what you were saying to Karen?"
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"What a bovine she is, huh?"
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"- Jesus. - Well, okay, so..."
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"No. No, she's not, Larry."
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"No, she doesn't. Nobody runs the show."
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"Is this the inspirational speaker that we're getting?"
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"No, that's next week."
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"This is our friend and neighbor Larry."
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"Oh my god. What happened to you?"
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"We are again going to stay in the present moment,"
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"- being grateful and being... - Inspirational speaker?"
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"Happy. What in the fuck is she talking about?"
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"We have somebody coming in next week."
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"- Margaret: Um, now... - The washing machine's fucked."
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"Thank you, Dale."
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"That darn washing machine. I'll tell you, we..."
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"We use it so much, as you can imagine, with all of our members."
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"If you need a machine, you're welcome to come"
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"and use my machine anytime you want."
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"- Oh my goodness. - How about that?"
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"- Wow. Oh, is that generous. - Huh huh?"
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"It won't kill you. Go ahead."
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"- Anyway, thank you. That was very kind of you. - You're welcome."
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"Okay, well... That's all right, Larry."
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"- Margaret: I think that I'm just gonna say goodbye. - Okay."
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"If you touch it it's yours."
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"( Laughing ) again, thank you, Larry."
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"Thank you so much."
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"- Mm, krispy kreme? - Oh yeah yeah."
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"And thank you so much. Okay."
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"- This fuckin' thing is unbelievable! - All right, okay."
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"Larry, thank you again for coming by."
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"Did you put one of these disgusting things"
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"- This is the remnant plate. - Hello, boys."
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"- Oh! - Oh hi."
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"- Hello, gorgeous. - I am so happy."
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"I just came from the doctor"
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"and the mole is absolutely fine."
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"- I knew. - That's good."
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"- Believe me, I knew all along. - I was so worried for a while."
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"I'm very happy for you."
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""see? Good thing I told you to go to the doctor.""
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"And something happened when I saw the doctor."
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"I'm always in with my boobs..."
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"What do you mean pain? - ...And that I get these backaches."
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"- That's... - ( laughing ) what?"
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"- That's a good joke. - I'm serious. Yeah."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"I get backaches all the time."
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"It's really really painful."
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"- You just even it out. - What's the big deal?"
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"- Oh my god. - Like a seesaw."
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"- Yeah? - Balls?"
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"Enormous, sweaty, just filled with spunk..."
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"You're comparing breasts with balls?"
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"People hate balls. Balls are reviled."
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"You can't even mention balls and breasts in the same breath."
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"- Of course you can. Balls are male boobs. - What?"
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"Balls are disgusting. They're hideous."
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"Everybody wants to see those. Who wants to see balls?"
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