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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Safe House (S08E08)

"- Sorry. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm."
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"Wow, I am talking to two schoolboys right now."
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"- Half? Did you say half? - I'll be able to go jogging."
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"- Half? - Half, yeah."
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"You don't just love me for my tits, do you?"
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"Hold it, hold it. There's many things you can say about this guy."
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"- But not that. - Not that."
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"- Thank you. - Right right right."
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"How could you even suggest that I would think that?"
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"- I just, you know... - Listen, we'll discuss this."
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"I'm there for you, regardless of what you have to do, because I love you."
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"- Everything will be fine. - I'm so happy you're so supportive!"
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"Thank you, sweetie. I'm just going to the loo, okay?"
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"for Christ's sake."
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"You did this. You're responsible for this."
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"like Galileo jerking off from 40' away."
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"Because of you I'm going to lose this beautiful woman"
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"- What's half of double d? - B+? No, b-."
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"B-. It's closer to the d, yes."
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"I don't give a shit, quite frankly."
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"This is not algebra. This is my life."
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"- Life is short. How dare she? - How dare she?"
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"- Isn't it? - Totally."
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"You don't fuckin' wanna reduce your titties by half"
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"and expect a motherfucker to be happy with that shit."
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"- You know what I'm saying? - I do."
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"- I do know what you're saying. - You know what I'm saying?"
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"Why do you keep asking me that? I know what you're saying."
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"Sometimes you don't know what the fuck I'm saying."
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"I know what the fuck you're saying."
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"I explain it to you and you don't fucking get it."
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"I get it. You want to give me a test on it?"
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"You got two half titties, right?"
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"- Know no better. - All right, you know what?"
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"We could talk till we're blue in the face."
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"I don't mean that as a racial thing either."
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"Would I ever turn fucking blue?"
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"- It's an expression. - Who turns fuckin' blue?"
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"You say that to white people too. You can't turn blue?"
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"- Hell no I can't turn blue. - Blacks blush. You blush?"
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"- Blacks don't fuckin' blush. - You never saw a black blush."
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"Never seen a black blush in my fuckin' life."
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"Blacks don't fuckin' blush."
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"- Hey, Laura. - Hey, Larry."
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"- Thank you so much. We really appreciate it. - You're very welcome."
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"- Did you use the downey? - Yes, I did."
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"Whew. Did you get a load of that one?"
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"- Yo, she's something else, man. - Isn't she?"
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"- Who could fuck her up? - I know."
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"Me and you couldn't take that bitch."
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"I bet she heard about it from a friend in there."
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"And my guess is she's living in some dump"
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"and decided to move over."
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"I'm going to find out right now."
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"- ( Knocks ) - yoohoo!"
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"- Huh? Coming along? - Yeah."
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"- You ever ice skate? - No."
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"- That'd be fun. - I guess."
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"So, Dale, if you don't mind my saying,"
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"with all due respect, I was just wondering"
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"You know, wound up over there."
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"Because it looks like you could..."
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"- It's none of your business. - Ah, okay."
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"Because the thing about it is that"
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"I just don't see anybody taking you down."
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"Ahh!"
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"Can you tell me how it happened?"
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"I was home and I was talking to somebody."
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"And... I said something I shouldn't have said."
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"No. I fell."
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"Yeah, I fell. I'm clumsy."
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"I'm really clumsy. I trip all the time."
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"I deserved it actually."
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"- I was wrong. - Leon: Larry."
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"- Excuse me, we're... - I need some money."
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"You need money? I gave you $40 yesterday."
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"- What for? - I'm fuckin' hungry waiting around"
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"all this fuckin' time and shit."
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"Can't you see I'm in pain here?"
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"I know. I'm sorry."
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"But I'm fuckin' hungry right now."
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"- What are you going to get? - Fuckin' fruit chews."
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"Fruit chews? You know how bad those are for your teeth?"
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"Yeah. Like you're going to pay me back."
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"You know I got you. Give me a few dollars."
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"- I'm sorry, you know him? - Yeah, he lives with me."
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"- You live together? - Yeah, we live together."
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"Uh-huh."
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"You know, I didn't even ask him to move in."
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"He just moved in, doesn't pay any rent"
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"He knows all about me. He knows my mother's maiden name."
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"I've got to get this guy out of my house."
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"- It's driving me crazy. - Mr. David, is there anything"
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"that you'd like to tell me about this accident?"
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"This is completely in confidence."
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"- No, mm-mm. - Are you sure?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"- Hello? - Larry. Lewis."
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"- Hey! - Hey, how are you doing?"
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"Good. What's happening?"
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"Stella is going through with the breast reduction on Friday."
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"- Oh, I am so sorry. - So on Thursday"
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"I'm going to throw myself and those breasts a farewell party"
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"like they've never seen in their lives."
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"Because I'm going to go to the biltmore downtown."
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"frozen margaritas and put flowers there."
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"It's like the last time you're going to see them,"
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"- like going off to war. - Absolutely."
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"I never went to 'nam and I feel like this is sort of like... in a way"
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"- sort of the same thing for me. - All right, good luck."
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"- I'll speak to you soon. - Okay."
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"( snaps fingers )"
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"You're not the guy."
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"All right, I made a mistake."
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"I thought you were somebody else."
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"- Sorry. - Who did you think I was?"
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"this computer and... He stole it."
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"Oh. So was this guy black or white?"
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"So you think that all black people look alike?"
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"( Clicks tongue )"
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