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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Safe House (S08E08)

"- The guy asked me, but I have to go. - Um, yeah sure, okay."
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"Good, thanks."
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"Okay, this is the dog."
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"This is the dog that's been going on my lawn."
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"- No bag? Where's your bag? - Well..."
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"If you're gonna have a dog, you have to have a bag."
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"I will bring a bag. I didn't bring a bag today."
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"- I'm really sorry about that. - Because the dog without the bag... it's incomplete."
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"I'm yelling for society, for everybody."
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"- People make mistakes. - Every day?"
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"- Leon: This shit is fucking amazing. - Marty: It's great."
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"- What are you doing? - I'm looking for Lewis."
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"It's like jell-o pudding inside of those motherfuckers."
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"In Hawaii they move hands and hips."
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"Out here it's titties."
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"- Boy, I had a blast. - You know what I think?"
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"- What? - I think Lewis has lost his mind."
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"So what? He's not gonna marry her. He's just having fun."
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"- She's my girlfriend, for Christ's sakes. - Yeah, you're right."
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"We probably should have told you."
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"And by the way, if you're dating somebody who takes their clothes off in public,"
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"then what's the difference? Everybody's gonna see her."
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"Hey, I didn't even see that much."
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"What percentage of the show did you look at her breasts?"
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"- I saw like... - Hello, tiger."
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"Hi, honey. Good to see you."
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"- Hi, nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you. - Hi."
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"I thought you said he was old."
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"I didn't know Marilyn Monroe was on the base, sir."
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"He made out like you were a granddad, you know?"
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"You called me old?"
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"You're two days older than I am."
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"You're a dissipated alcoholic. How dare you?"
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"Okay, listen, sorry. I didn't mean to start an argument or anything."
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"- You came to see my show? - Yes, I enjoyed the presentation."
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"What do you know about burlesque?"
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"I saw the movie "gypsy" with Natalie wood."
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"Oh, then you should be a professor at Ohio state and teach this."
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"It sounds like you appreciate the art form."
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"Well, I appreciate naked women."
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"Did you like the air fucking number I did?"
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"- The air fucking was sensational. - You liked that?"
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"- Yeah yeah? - Yes."
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"But let me just say this, okay?"
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"Your breasts are magnificent."
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"- Oh, thank you. Thank you. - What did you just say?"
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"You're not dissecting a frog in 12th-grade biology."
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"that you might want to get checked out."
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"- Are you being serious? There's a mole? - Yeah yeah yeah."
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"I have breast vision and that's how I'm able to..."
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"- You have breast vision? - Yes."
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"- For sure. - You're welcome."
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"- You don't remember me? - No."
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"to look after my computer yesterday, remember?"
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"I didn't get it back and it's gone and so were you."
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"You were taking such a long time."
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"I had to get going and I gave it to someone."
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"- I gave it to some black guy. - You gave it to some black guy?"
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"Yeah. You gave it to a black guy?!"
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"why wouldn't you give it to a black person?"
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"I had been looking for a black person"
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"to leave my computer with."
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"I didn't see one, so I left it with you."
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"- I'll keep my eyes peeled for him. - I'm gonna go in."
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"- Take care. - Okay."
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"What up, man?"
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"- Who's that dude, man? - Well, I mean it's not a big deal."
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"- Uh-huh. - And I had to leave."
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"Who the fuck did you give it to?"
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"Who the fuck did you give it to?"
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"- God damn. - I didn't want to tell you."
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"- A fuckin' black dude in there... - you forced it out of me."
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"You trusted that black motherfucker."
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"you understand?"
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"I could've stole this motherfucker..."
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"Plenty of times, but I didn't."
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"3948, right? The last four"
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"of your social security card number is 4938."
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"All that shit I fuckin' know."
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"Remember that time you gave me the atm card"
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"to get gas for the car and shit?"
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"And your signature... come on."
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"Any man can do that shit. Your mom's maiden name... ratner. You know what I mean?"
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"- All they wanna know is that part. - Where are the car keys?"
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"Who the fuck told you my mother's maiden name?!"
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"Where the fuck did you find out my mother's maiden..."
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"- Oh, hi. - Hello."
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"I'm your neighbor Margaret."
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"Actually, I'm realizing now"
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"- that we've run into each other before. - The supermarket."
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"Oh yeah, that was kind of an awkward thing there."
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"I was just trying to get some ice cream."
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"You wouldn't move over. It was odd."
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"Well, there was a little more to it than that."
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"I know the woman was crying. I saw that."
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"she could have cried a foot or two over."
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"You see, the reason she was crying"
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"is she's a new member of our safe house"
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"that I'm the housemother for."
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"- Safe house? - Yes."
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"- I choose not to use that phrase. - Oh, they're battered."
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"I think it's very pejorative."
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"- So anyway... - Oh, where's the house?"
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"- It's just a couple of doors down. - Seriously?"
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"And speaking of those women, a couple of days ago"
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"I think there was a little incident"
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"Well, we don't call it a sorority."
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"- But yes, she is one of our members. - Oh my god."
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"And saundra was so upset when she came home."
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"She doesn't clean it up. She doesn't bring a bag."
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"What we would love as neighbors and friends..."
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"To invite you in to start a discussion."
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"And you can talk to Karen and you can talk to saundra"
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"and you can bring up your issues"
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"and perhaps apologize..."
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"Apologize? - ...For any discomfort you caused them."
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"I don't know why I would apologize."
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"- all I want to do is buy some ice cream. - I know."
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"- All I want to do is have a clean lawn... - I understand."
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"- Without poop on it. - Exactly."
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