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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Safe House (S08E08)

"And I've decided that I..."
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"- You're going to what? - I'm going to get them reduced."
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"- She's hilarious. - That's funny."
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"- That's funny. - Stella: No."
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"You take an advil for that stuff."
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"Okay, boys, you obviously don't understand."
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"Imagine you had huge balls."
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"( Stuttering ) Larry, please, do I have to defend myself in this?"
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"Look, you hurt the man. You hurt the man."
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"- You fucking idiot. - What?"
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"I had breast vision, I told you."
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"- I thought you didn't care about her breasts. - All right, I lied."
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"What am I supposed to do now? Go from a double d to a..."
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"What's closer to the d, the minus or the plus?"
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"Yeah, what gives her the right? It's self-centered."
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"- It really is. - It is selfish."
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"Reduce them by half."
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"You like fucking full titties or half titties?"
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"- Hi, Dale. - Hey."
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"- Wow. - Huh?"
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"Shit."
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"- How's the laundry coming along? - It's coming along."
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"Maybe I'll take you ice skating sometime."
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"how you kind of..."
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"Take care of yourself."
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"( Thuds )"
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"That is some shiner you got there."
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"But, you know, I kind of..."
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"- Put this shit on my fuckin' tab. - On your tab?"
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"All right. I'll give you some."
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"- I love you, Larry. - Yeah, I love you too."
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"and he eats all my food."
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"( Banging )"
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"- A breast blowout. - A breast blowout. Exactly right."
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"I'm going to have all their favorite"
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"Oh my god, so I asked you to watch this computer for two minutes."
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"I told you to give it to the guy when he comes back in, and what?"
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"You... you..."
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"I thought you were this guy who I told to watch"
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"Pfft, happened to be black."
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"Saundra: One statement."
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"Yes. I'm so sorry. I had to take off."
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"I know you asked me to watch the computer,"
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"And now we can find the rightful owner."
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"Nobody else looked trustworthy. And I thought you took it!"
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"I don't live here."
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"Sir, you match the description of somebody who's been reported"
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"- for domestic battery at this address. - No no no no no."
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"- He'll explain everything. - You won't be speaking to Mr. David."
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"- No no! I was just returning a computer. - You're going to jail now."
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"( Theme music playing )"
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"- ( Woman crying ) It's okay. Let it go."
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"Let it go. This is pushing buttons, and that's all right."
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"- Oh my. Oh. - Uh..."
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"- Oh. - I just want to get some chubby hubby."
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"Sir, could you please give us a moment?"
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"Yeah, aw."
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"Aw aw."
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"A little to the left... Or the right."
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"I'm trying to get to the chubby hubby."
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"Yes, okay, that's a good girl."
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"Sir! Excuse me. Now I've tried to be nice."
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"I have asked you to give us some space."
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"Personal... It's a personal thing?"
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"- Would you please? - Okay, all right."
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"Thank you."
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"Don't pay attention to that jerk."
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"It's gonna be..."
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"Marty: You're not going to believe this."
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"Richard is dating a burlesque dancer."
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"- I had dinner with them. - Really?"
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"I don't like to sound like a pig,"
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"- What's she like? - She's dumb."
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"All she wanted to talk about was how she dances,"
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"Huh? - Let me alone. Don't yell at me."
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"They moved the audition. It's in 10 minutes."
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"I was on the phone with an ex-girlfriend who was suicidal,"
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"Wait, she's going to commit suicide and she calls you?"
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"A lot of people call me who are suicidal."
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"I don't think you'd be my suicide call."
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"- You're kidding me. - No, I don't think you'd be."
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"What would bring you to the brink of suicide?"
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"- What would bring you... - Him."
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"- He would? - He would."
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"So you'd be calling the guy who caused you to... okay."
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"- What makes you say that? - We heard."
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"- Why do you have to blab about my personal life? - What do you mean?"
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"Admit it, the only reason you're going out with her"
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"is because of her ample bosom."
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"That's despicable to say that to me. Of course not."
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"when you're going to finally look at her face?"
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"( Laughing )"
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"That's... that's really funny."
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"Yeah, laugh it up."
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"Listen, I have an audition now, so if you don't mind."
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"- I'll see you later. - That's very funny."
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"That's it? You come for two minutes?"
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"- I told you why I'm late. I have an audition. - All right."
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"Quite frankly I'm a little offended"
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"by you just focusing on a woman's breasts and nipples"
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"when maybe I'm in love with her, all right?"
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"No, I'm not always in love."
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"She also gives to charity and she has a great personality."
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"- Jeff: She gives milk? - That's funny too?"
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"You guys are on a fuckin' roll."
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"- I'm out. - Dance for underprivileged kids."
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"- Charity! - Marty: Gives to charity?"
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"- All right, I gotta go. - Look at the stuff that comes out of his mouth."
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"- I got an idea. - Jeff: Hmm?"
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"Why don't the three of us, one night this week, go see her dance?"
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"No, let's go. He never said we couldn't."
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"We sit in the back. I say we go."
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"- What are you doing? - I don't need to do that."
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"- I did a hands in. - Please, we don't need a hands in."
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"- I got it. I got it. - Okay, thank you."
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"Yeah, let's go see her. What the hell?"
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"Excuse me, I've just gotta run out for one second."
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"Could you just keep an eye on my computer for me?"
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"- Sure. - Thanks."
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"Would you mind keeping an eye on that computer?"
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