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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Lost and Found/The Understudy/Married Singles (S01E01)

"You are a bum and a rat!"
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"You're a plummy crummer!"
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"A crummy plumber."
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"He knows what I mean."
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"What's bugging you two?"
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"You are an animal, Frank!"
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"The way you treated Regina."
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"I mean, you broke her heart"
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"for no good reason!"
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"Big deal, I dumped her."
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"I only beat her to the punch."
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"Isn't that how you play your, uh, Romance Roulette?"
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"Oh. Yeah."
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"Yeah, I heard the two of you up on the deck."
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"doesn't mean I can be exploited"
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"by some chick playing a schoolgirl game."
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"All right, all right."
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"Maybe we were playing around,"
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"but the poor kid was dead serious, Frank."
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"Right."
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"Like hell she was."
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"Now, will you please leave? Will you...?"
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"What are you two doing here?"
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"We were just trying"
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"to straighten out your idiot plumber."
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"Well, if there's any straightening out to be done,"
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"I'll do it myself."
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"Now everybody out! But, Regina, we were just..."
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"You heard me. Out! Beat it!"
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"Scram!"
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"Sorry about my friends."
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"And I just came to say goodbye."
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"So say it."
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"Before I do, I-I..."
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"I just wanna tell you that the past three days"
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"have been the best... Good."
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"Your Romance Roulette paid off."
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"That's what games are for, to have fun."
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"You know about that?"
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"Yeah."
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"Well, Frank, what we had wasn't a game."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"Oh, I-I know it started out as a game, and I'm..."
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"I'm sorry it did, and I'm ashamed."
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"Because somewhere along the line, it..."
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"It stopped being a game."
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"I meant every word I said to you."
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"Thought you came to say goodbye."
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"I didn't hear you say it."
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"I can't."
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"I don't want to."
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"I don't wanna lose you."
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"I don't... You what?"
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"I can't put it into words."
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"You're an English professor."
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"Even a slob like me knows how to say "I love you.""
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"I do, you know."
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"Oh, Frank, I love you too!"
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"Oh, you see?"
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"Isn't the truth better than playing games?"
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"Works every time."
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"Even if it hadn't,"
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"I always could have used plan B."
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"What was that?"
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"I was gonna hit you over the head"
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"with one of your wrenches and carry you off."
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"He's really been making himself scarce."
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"I thought that would suit you, sir."
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"I've made a mess of this, haven't I?"
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"Well, Captain, because of you,"
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"P.J. won't see your dad."
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"And the two of them are running around"
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"It's a darn shame."
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"They love each other."
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"They could have had a wonderful life together, but..."
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"Miss McCoy, please see that my father's"
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"at my table tonight for dinner."
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"Sir, that may not be easy."
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"I don't care if it takes wild horses,"
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"please make sure he's there."
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"I'm sorry."
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"No, that's all right. You have it."
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"Uh, you're making up for lost time."
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"Actually, uh, captain, it's not for me."
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"I'm filling a doggie bag."
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"Dad, is everything all right?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"tonight is a very special night... P.J.!"
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"We're here to celebrate"
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"the retirement after 40 years"
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"of a lady who has served this ship well."
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"Mrs. P.J. Muldoon."
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"Thank you, captain."
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"What's all this "lady" stuff?"
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"I said lady."
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"A lady who has devoted her life to the sea."
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"A lady who, in her own selfless way,"
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"on the day of her retirement,"
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"has consented to take on an even bigger burden,"
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"by agreeing to become my stepmother."
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"Okay with you?"
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"You know it, baby. Ha!"
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"A toast to Captain Merrill Stubing, Sr.,"
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"and his P.J."
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"Many happy years."
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"This doesn't mean you're gonna call me Mom, does it?"
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"Mm. I wouldn't do that, Ma."
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"Here, here, here, here."
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"Steady, steady."
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"He always was very affectionate. Oh, I like the family."
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"Oh, I wish you all the best."
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"Charming boy when you get to know him."
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"He's a lot of fun."
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"I guess this is goodbye."
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"So the secret word was screwdriver?"
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"I wonder what would have happened"
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"if I'd asked for a Harvey Wallbanger."
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"Beth, Beth, Beth."
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"Oh, Morton, I just love you so much."
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"I don't believe this is happening to me."
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