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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - Ancestry (S01E01)

"200,000 direct descendants living today!"
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"Fucking hell. Well done, chap."
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"NANDOR: Thank you, Laszlo."
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"Congratulations, Nandor. That is some very exciting seed."
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"-No... -That is top-quality seed."
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"They use it to make magnets."
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"-COLIN: You know... -NANDOR: Don't ruin it."
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"Oh, I-I wouldn't think of ruining it."
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"-Thank you. -The great Genghis Khan"
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"-I knew it. -has over 16 million living descendants."
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"Now, that's a seed."
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"You just have to bring up Genghis Khan."
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"Do any of his relatives live nearby?"
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"So did you get your DNA tested, Guillermo?"
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"I did, but you probably wouldn't be interested"
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"-in finding out the results. -Yes. Probably not."
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"NANDOR: Thank you for attending."
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"GUILLERMO: I'm mainly mestizo, which I already knew."
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"3.12% Dutch."
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"That's pretty cool. (chuckles)"
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"There's the Dutch family,"
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"and the name is Van Helsing."
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"That's... (chuckles)"
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"Uh, 'cause I don't know if you're familiar with, uh,"
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"who Van Helsing is..."
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"The most notorious vampire killer."
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"I have Van Helsing DNA in my blood,"
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"which is..."
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"But he's not real, so..."
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"He's not real."
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"Is he?"
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"I mean, vampires are real,"
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"but..."
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"I suppose there could be a vampire..."
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"Oh, wow."
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"I love vampires."
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"I-I..."
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"I killed two accidentally."
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"-Stay back! -(grunts)"
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"Oh, fuck."
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"My tummy feels weird."
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"Just..."
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"I th... What'd I have for lunch? I had for lunch..."
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"I had, um..."
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"LASZLO: When I was a human man,"
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"I had rosy cheeks, yet in between those cheeks,"
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"there was never a smile."
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"Nadja came through the window"
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"She opened a window to my soul"
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"and let the darkness in."
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"I'm creating something very special for her."
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"It's yet to take shape."
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"When it does, I think she'll be very impressed."
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"I can't be bothered to hold this anymore. Can you tether it?"
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"-Uh, actually... -What the fuck have you got in your hand?!"
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"That's a wooden stake, you dickhead!"
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"Get them out of my sight now, you smart-ass."
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"-Okay. -Where did you get them from?"
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"and you drive back to the Amazon."
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"Fucking halfwit."
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"Still far fewer than, uh, Genghis Khan."
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"Um, so we're gonna go visit one."
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"NANDOR: Her name is Madeline."
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"Not going to introduce myself yet."
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"Don't want to frighten her."
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"I need you to be very supportive of me at this delicate moment."
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"Going to give her some gifts."
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"Got her a little teddy bear."
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"This isn't working, me being supportive."
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"I feel like I am literally eating myself."
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"It is time."
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"I see her. She's asleep."
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"How does she look, Master?"
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"She looks a little older than I was anticipating."
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"-So young! (gasps) -COLIN: Don't tap on the window."
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"She is stirring. I'm going to tap on the window."
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"-No. -N-No, Master, don't tap on the window."
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"-Oh, crap. -Wakey, wakey!"
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"Ah."
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"She's awake."
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"Come to me, my little one."
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"Come, look, this is for you."
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"Your grandpappy is here."
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"Say hello."
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"-This is... -(Madeline gasps)"
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"(body thuds)"
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"Oh, no."
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"I knew I shouldn't have tapped on her window,"
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"but you goaded me."
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"If, by "goading," you mean my saying,"
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"then, yes, I goaded you."
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"Yes, exactly. You see,"
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"you are a goader, Guillermo is a goader."
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"You saw an opportunity to goad and what did you do?"
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"NANDOR: Guillermo!"
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"What is this feeling"
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"I am feeling?"
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"It's grief, Master!"
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"Grief?"
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"Wait, wait. Nandor!"
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"How am I supposed to get down, Nandor?"
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"You goaded me, and now you got to take the stairs!"
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"This is why you don't get attached to humans."
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"They don't last long."
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"It is like with my sweet Gregor."
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"And again and again and again."
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"And every time he comes back, our love is reignited"
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"like a big ball of flames,"
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"Look at this one."
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"Such a beautiful head of hair."
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"I like it when he's subservient,"
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"Hello! Num, num, num, num, num."
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"* Gregor, you are the sweetest boy *"
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"* Kid. *"
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"(whispering): I have to be very careful in case Laszlo sees."
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"* My sweet Gregor *"
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"* Gregor, can you hear me? *"
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"* Gregor, hear me *"
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"* Singing this song *"
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"* Gregor, can you hear me? *"
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