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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - Ancestry (S01E01)

"ANNOUNCER: Archer 1999."
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"All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX."
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"Well, actually, calling it a job would imply that it pays."
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"(retching)"
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"I'm awake when my master's asleep, and..."
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"* Now your hope and compassion is gone *"
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"* Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead *"
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"I have an envelope for you."
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"Uh, just... pop it in there."
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"Huh. Okay."
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"Well, the story is"
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"But it didn't even work, and then they got semen everywhere."
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"But this seems much more aboveboard, so..."
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"I'm a granddad?"
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"NANDOR: Becoming a vampire came"
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"I was married at the time"
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"-(wolf howling) -I did try to visit my children, but..."
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"You have one of them"
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"Exciting."
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"-How long is this gonna take? -I was cleaning my skull."
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"Everyone, I have some very exciting news."
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"You need to be careful that's not evil witches trying"
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"-You don't want to...? -Bugger off."
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"-Ding, ding, ding. -There you go."
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"(imitating drumroll)"
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"COLIN: No other nuance."
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"-Yes. -But I'm telling you, don't let the witches find out about it."
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"They'll be coming for you."
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"And thanks to your little helper, they know about it."
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"I'm telling you, they're coming for more."
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"I'm a granddad."
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"This basically shows my family tree."
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"that's actually really funny."
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"(gasps)"
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"And then, one night, everything changed."
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"and took my life."
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"Put that down!"
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"-Amazon, so... -Well, then you get in your car,"
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"Shut your mouth, and tie this thing up."
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"Stakes! The most offensive thing he could bring into the house."
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"Tighter!"
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"Ugh. You know what?"
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"Ugh!"
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"*"
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"Don't tap on the window."
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"That-That's what I was trying to tell you-- she's 94."
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"Madeline!"
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"Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap!"
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""Under no circumstances should you tap on her window,""
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"-You goaded it. -Okay."
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"-(siren wailing) -I don't care for it."
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"He is reborn and then he dies."
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"-and then he is brutally decapitated. -(yelling)"
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"but not like this."
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"-(grunts) -(bones snap)"
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"(car alarm chirps)"
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"Hey! Hey! Goddamn it. Call the cops."
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"NADJA: Nandor has invited us to join him at the funeral"
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"-Asshole. -How did you do that?"
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"Do it for Madeline."
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"but this... (guttural gagging)"
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"She can go in. Why can't we? Look at..."
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"-Because she's not a vampire! -Look at her."
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"We find it to be fertile feeding ground."
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"-No! Ooh! -NADJA: Wonderful, Colin."
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"and we'll just stand here?"
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"This is not about feeding ground."
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"great-great- great-great-great-great-"
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"-(organ playing somber music) -PRIEST: And it is with great sadness"
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"and tremendous remorse"
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"She did not have children of her own,"
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"-I really appreciate you coming. -PRIEST: The Lord is my shepherd."
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"-I shall not want... -Nandor, we got to get out of here."
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"Thank you, Colin Robinson."
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"-(gasps) -Please be seated."
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"Guillermo, I'm on fire. Get some water."
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"from the family would like"
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"to say a few words,"
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"-(hissing) -n-now would be a good time."
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"Good night, my darling."
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"got a late model red station wagon."
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"came to the corner store down on Eastern Parkway"
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"-TEEN 2: Dude, holy... Yo... -(Jeff yelling)"
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"Cheeze-It, yo, yo, yo."
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"TEEN 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey."
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"Nadja!"
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"-and he loves to bite. -I don't give a shit."
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"A gentleman caller?"
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"Oh, L-Laszlo, you don't need to do that."
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"(Nadja gasps)"
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"-(flesh squishes) -(man screams)"
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"When I was a naval officer?"
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"Now, my darling. I've created something for you."
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"-It is the most beautiful thing -That's it."
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"Farewell, my love... (grunts)"
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"I'll leave you some time alone with..."
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"Oh, Gregor,"
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"NANDOR: Guillermo?"
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"You sure?"
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"* Gliding side by side... *"
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"Just... stereotypical... Mexican."
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"-Piñata farmers. -Piñata farmers. Mm-hmm."
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"There's nothing to be ashamed of."
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"Do you remember that?! It really burned!"
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"Outrageous!"
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"From the holy water that you threw on me."
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"Oh, yeah, you probably weren't."
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"Good night."
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"* Underneath the moon with shadows creeping *"
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"-* Come along, my dear * -* Come along, my dear *"
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"* Moon. *"
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"("Holy Water" by Struggle Jennings playing)"
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"* Yo, let me get two rounds *"
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"* Crack dealer, sorcerer's stone *"
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"* This is the season of gods, I'm-a even the odds *"
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"* 'Cause tonight I'm pressin' hard *"
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"* Ah! *"
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"-We are not going off on some-- -Wild goose chase."
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"We're stuck inside a space nautilus, between his colon and his cloaca."
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"(chuckling) Smart."
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